little things that annoy the shit out of you

[RoboRiise]

Streaming porn buffering when you're on the vinegar strokes.

[Kevin D]

Streaming porn buffering when you're on the vinegar strokes.

And here I thought you were on the Internet at 3am in the morning, for the highest moral purposes.

 

I feel like such a fool.

[Champ]

Champ, wwas nearly gonna make a extremely uncalled for remark then, then thought that you seem like such a nice person and i dont know you enough to say it

It doesnt seem to stop anyone else

 

Negged.

You are too good for this place, Robbo

[VladimirIlyich]

Windows fuckin' updates!

Switching the laptop off and ready for some shuteye and all of a sudden you need,not one or two,but 15 or 16 updates.

What kind of useless bastards have they got working at Microsoft that you need so many updates in one go because their security software becomes useless so quickly.

Fuckin cretins.

[Mook]

Streaming porn buffering when you're on the vinegar strokes.

 

Or worse, it cuts to the bloke's coupon.

[RoboRiise]

And here I thought you were on the Internet at 3am in the morning, for the highest moral purposes.

 

I feel like such a fool.

 

Oh I was, it's just that sometimes I find it helpful to re-energise my humanitarian work by reminding myself of the extent of the depravity the world is currently mired in.  By watching a chick dressed as a nurse take it up the hoop, for example.

 

 

Chap I went to college with used to do what he called "the holding on game" to cunty charity mugger types.  Would literally go down on one knee and get a firm grip around their leg with both arms then start wailing, full beam.  They'd have to prise his fingers off forcefully as he'd hang on grimly and scurry after them if they tried to pull away.  They always fucked off looking really, really annoyed, it was masterful.  He also did it to various other people who irritated him, now I come to think of it.  Very amusing man, teaches comedy courses now, oddly enough.

 

That is so fucking awesome.

[RoboRiise]

Just flicked the tv on and caught the tail end of Children in Need.

 

Nick Grimshaw.  Oh behalf of Oldham, I apologise.

[Liverpool lad]

People who bump onto kerbs when there is a ramp there. My neighbour does it and it fucks me off.

[Spy Bee]

People who follow ambulances to get through traffic jams. the very worst kind of rude opportunistic cunts.

[AB13]

Windows fuckin' updates!

Switching the laptop off and ready for some shuteye and all of a sudden you need,not one or two,but 15 or 16 updates.

What kind of useless bastards have they got working at Microsoft that you need so many updates in one go because their security software becomes useless so quickly.

Fuckin cretins.

Moral of the story: Buy a Mac

[VladimirIlyich]

Moral of the story: Buy a Mac

Not likely.

 

Not for those prices.

[cloggypop]

Not likely.

 

Not for those prices.

Just set it for manual updates.

[Teasmaid]

People giving you their email address, who add 'it's all lower case'.

 

Email addresses aren't case sensitive, you dribbling spazbucket.

 

Obviously I don't say that, I just think it. I smile politely and say 'oh, okay' so as not to appear the superior know-all twat that I am.

[Tony Moanero]

Vladi knows.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just set it for manual updates.

Have done now.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Hotels with all white towels... Who have little signs up asking to reuse the towels to save the planet, how are yer supposed to know which one yer dried yer arse and bollocks on next time yer get a shower.

[Harry Squatter]

They are the ones with red and brown stains on, well that's how I remember anyway.

[Harry Squatter]

People who have that damp smell on their clothes, not BO but just the fact that they haven't bothered drying their clothes properly and they stink. A few people I work with have the same problem and usually people I queue up next to me in Tesco.

[Nightcat]

among the little shits that annoy me are:

 

the english villagers

[Trumo]

People who have that damp smell on their clothes, not BO but just the fact that they haven't bothered drying their clothes properly and they stink. A few people I work with have the same problem and usually people I queue up next to me in Tesco.

 

If it's around you all the time, are you sure it's not you?

[Bjornebye]

Facebook comments/statuses

 

"Big changes ahead" or "marbz, ibiza, thailand #my2015 #life #love #mylife"

 

 

Honest to god. If you spent as much time on your own life as you do trying to convince others that you have some wonderful unique existence then you might actually be happy. Fucking bog-rat

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

They are the ones with red and brown stains on, well that's how I remember anyway.

You dye yer hair?

[Harry Squatter]

If it's around you all the time, are you sure it's not you?

Yeah, I always buy nice fresh smelling washing powder and dryer freshners. It everyone else who is a smelly twat.

[Rico1304]

Why is going out with your missus now called 'date night'. Fuck off.

[Mook]

Sunday Brunch, I watch it every week and I've no idea why. Everybody on it apart from the chef bloke who has good sporting taste needs shooting.