Life's too short for....

[RedinSweden]

If you are going to clean a barbecue, you do it before you use it, not after. The grease on it protects it from rust.

 

I never clean mine, I heat up the coals and then 10 mins before i use it, whack the grill on and give it a scrape, the heat takes the shite off.

 

I'm a fucking chef, so I have some sort of extra power on this thread making all arguments with me pointless.

[VladimirIlyich]

Life is too short too quote endless statistics that are intended to make you look clever but end up making you look like a complete divvy.

[Champ]

It is also too short for folding fucking clothes. Fuck, I hate doing that so much. Monotonous and fucking endless.

 

How many clothes have you got?????

 

Ironing.

 

Fuck the environment that's what a tumble dryer is for.

 

Who doesnt love freshly ironed sheets?

[s(k)aturation]

Who doesnt love freshly ironed sheets?

 

Me.

[lifetime fan]

... arguing relentlessly with someone on the internet who you've never met and are probably never going to meet.

 

 

Fuck off.

[lifetime fan]

Who doesnt love freshly ironed sheets?

 

 

Don't love it enough to iron them.

 

That's another one, bed sheets that aren't fitted. Fuck off.

[mattyq]

I'm always amazed how quickly women can iron stuff like shirts.

They seem to be able to do a shirt in about 20 seconds whereas i'd take about 10 minutes and it'd be crap.

For this reason i agree with Col. Ironing is shit and only needed for weddings, funerals and interviews

[Bjornebye]

I hadnt because I like to grill and as Bjornebye knows I'm not a fan of disposable stuff when I can use a resusable product. Thanks for the suggestion though

 

Don't go bringing me into this.

[Champ]

 

Who doesnt love freshly ironed sheets?

 

Me.

 

You're just being contrary. What's not to like?

 

Don't love it enough to iron them.

That's another one, bed sheets that aren't fitted. Fuck off.

 

Now, they're a beggar to iron

[Duncan Clench]

What kind of twisted gibberish has gone on here. A bunch of jamooks talking about ways to clean the grill and she has said it was the fuckin burners that were clogged - she is using a gas bbq.

 

Quite right. I used to get a skewer and patiently unclog the burner, which was a pain and often didn't work all the way round. Then one day recently I tried a jetwasher and it changed my life.

 

Works on the grill too.

[Jim MM]

Champ, you live on a rock in the North Sea. Life is too short for fucking around with barbecues where you are.

[Champ]

Champ' date=' you live on a rock in the North Sea. Life is too short for fucking around with barbecues where you are.[/quote']

 

That's the beauty of gas! (if you're old enough to remember the advert)

[Skidfingers McGonical]

...Warwick Davies.

[lifetime fan]

I'm seriously thinking about employing a cleaner.

[RedinSweden]

...safely removing a usb stick

[A Red]

I'm seriously thinking about employing a cleaner.

 

Do you live with a woman?

 

You can see where i'm going with this

[lifetime fan]

Do you live with a woman?

 

You can see where i'm going with this

 

 

She's not been well mate, I've had to do everything for months (or chose not to do it) and I reckon it's got the point I'd rather pay someone to clean the oven for me, hoover the stairs, clean the fucking bath etc etc.

[lifetime fan]

...safely removing a usb stick

 

 

Class Jim.

[A Red]

She's not been well mate, I've had to do everything for months (or chose not to do it) and I reckon it's got the point I'd rather pay someone to clean the oven for me, hoover the stairs, clean the fucking bath etc etc.

 

Ah right, I see your predicament, sorry to hear that. I hope shes better soon, and not just so she can resume cleaning duties.

[Champ]

I'm seriously thinking about employing a cleaner.

 

I thought you were going to sort that months ago?

[lifetime fan]

I thought you were going to sort that months ago?

 

 

Never know when Carly will be well enough to have a cleaner in though.

 

I'm really thinking about for when she gets out, fuck wasting time on doing housework if we could have a day out together with the dog or something.

[Rico1304]

Never know when Carly will be well enough to have a cleaner in though.

 

I'm really thinking about for when she gets out, fuck wasting time on doing housework if we could have a day out together with the dog or something.

 

I'd do it but I'd have to insist on doing it buck naked and greased up. I also may not do a thorough enough job and should be punished appropriately.

[Champ]

Never know when Carly will be well enough to have a cleaner in though.

 

I'm really thinking about for when she gets out, fuck wasting time on doing housework if we could have a day out together with the dog or something.

 

Get one in to do one of those one-off blitz jobs just now and take it from there

[Champ]

I'd do it but I'd have to insist on doing it buck naked and greased up. I also may not do a thorough enough job and should be punished appropriately.

 

rico, I had no idea!

 

Isnt it butt naked?

[lifetime fan]

I'd do it but I'd have to insist on doing it buck naked and greased up. I also may not do a thorough enough job and should be punished appropriately.

 

 

Not sure who'd rape you first mate, her or me.