Where exactly is Zigackly?

[VladimirIlyich]

I've had enough of the way modern f******l is going so I'm trying to give it a miss. I know if I can access the MF and the FF I will be drawn back in, so Dave has cut off my access to both at my request. Might sound daft to some, but it's my life.

 

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[Captain Turdseye]

In the clique.

 

What's it like there, CT?

 

Fuck knows mate, I've been sleeping rough outside and knocking on the door for two years. Knobheads like Sugar Ape and TheBitch keep throwing loose change at me as they come and go.

[Bjornebye]

sugar ape is a bellend.

[Sugar Ape]

 

Fuck knows mate' date=' I've been sleeping rough outside and knocking on the door for two years. Knobheads like Sugar Ape and TheBitch keep throwing loose change at me as they come and go.[/quote']

 

sugar ape is a bellend.

 

Turdseye is like a tramp trying to gain access to an exclusive rich mans club. Bjornebye is like Turdseyes flea infested; scabby; shitty arsed dog that lives on the streets with him and still loves him even though Turdseye does nothing but abuse and belittle him.

 

So, yeah, neither of you are invited in.

 

But especially Bjornebye.

[TheHowieLama]

Smugly removing his ball from the cup after acing the 7th at Muirfield.

[Captain Turdseye]

Turdseye is like a tramp trying to gain access to an exclusive rich mans club. Bjornebye is like Turdseyes flea infested; scabby; shitty arsed dog that lives on the streets with him and still loves him even though Turdseye does nothing but abuse and belittle him.

 

So, yeah, neither of you are invited in.

 

But especially Bjornebye.

 

Hang on a minute, you were only there because you were carrying The Bitch's bags. You're no more in the clique than me, you cunt.

 

You're right about Bjornebye though.

[Bjornebye]

Fair one.

[TheBitch]

*throws more change*

 

Anybody negged Zig yet?

[Unrighteous]

You realized that you won't get access to the Fridge Magnet Friday thread and see the latest exploits of Lewis' Taxi-man Bumfun and Mrs. Tash's latest and greatest.