30 years in the future...

[JohnnyH]

I'll probably be dead.

[TheBitch]

I'll probably be dead.

 

If I'm not something has gone seriously wrong.

[Sugar Ape]

 

If I'm not something has gone seriously wrong.

 

Do you want to know what's more depressing than being dead? In 30 years you'll probably be bald.

[TheBitch]

 

Do you want to know what's more depressing than being dead? In 30 years you'll probably be bald.

 

That won't happen. The first sign of that happening I take a massive drugs overdose. I'm nothing without my hair.

[Champ]

Do you want to know what's more depressing than being dead? In 30 years you'll probably be bald.

 

30? 30? Who are you trying to kid? Long before then you'll have more hair growing out of ears than on your head. Or your eyebrows. Or out of your nose. Or all 3. There's something cheery to think about for a Friday afternoon ;)

[Sugar Ape]

 

30? 30? Who are you trying to kid? Long before then you'll have more hair growing out of ears than on your head. Or your eyebrows. Or out of your nose. Or all 3. There's something cheery to think about for a Friday afternoon ;)

 

Oh I will alright, but The Bitch has hair like Samson. If anyone can defeat baldness it'll be him.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 14/11/2012 at 15:23, RedinSweden said:

I'm only interested in hoverboards. If the future doesn't contain hoverboards, it can fuck right off.

 

A French inventor has crossed the channel on one. It looks boss. 

 

 

He did have to land on a boat to refuel when he was halfway across though. Oh, and he lost two of his fingers while he was testing it in his garage at home. Other than that it’s great. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I will be six foot under or drooling in a nursing home,which will by then be a tent in somebody's back garden costing five grand a day. Food will be whatever the family pet doesn't finish and clothes will be luxury items.