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How many badgers do we need? A few for zoos and nature parks, some for Bill Oddie and Chris Packham - burn the rest.

Farmers cull rabbits every day of the week. Not a bloody peep from the animal rights lobby. Where's the justice for Fluffy?

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I was playing 9 holes after work in September about 15 years ago.

 

Was stood on the tee and there was this incredibly disgusting smell, like someone had pissed and shit in a potty and then smeared it all over themselves. 

 

I turned around and this fucking badger was coming straight for me.

 

I cracked it straight over the head as hard as I could with my driver, grabbed my bag, fucked off and put myself down for a birdie.

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I was playing 9 holes after work in September about 15 years ago.

 

Was stood on the tee and there was this incredibly disgusting smell, like someone had pissed and shit in a potty and then smeared it all over themselves. 

 

I turned around and this fucking badger was coming straight for me.

 

I cracked it straight over the head as hard as I could with my driver, grabbed my bag, fucked off and put myself down for a birdie.

 

Bullshit,  Why didn't you just buy yourself a new headcover

 

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