Tenerife

[Redder Lurtz]

Nice, Acid. I know the place. I was in the same area in November, so nice we're having a cheeky re-visit. You'll be familiar with the Wilde Geese pub then?

[Dr Nowt]

Ha, that's the same place I stayed in! 

 

The Irish pub out the back is where Kell Brook was drinking shortly before his fateful meeting with a machete, little bit of Canarian trivia for you there.

[Redder Lurtz]

Ha, that's the same place I stayed in! 

 

The Irish pub out the back is where Kell Brook was drinking shortly before his fateful meeting with a machete, little bit of Canarian trivia for you there.

 

That's the Wild Geese. Not really my scene but decent enough. San Blas is decent, bar called the Seven Islands where I've watched a couple of matches. Further along is Los Abrigos, a gorgeous little fishing town with some ace seafood restaurants. Very much looking forward to re-acquainting myself with the place next week.

[Acid]

Yea, went in all of those places in the summer.

 

Might be common knowledge but you can go in that hotel whenever you want, the place is so open. Walk in like you know where you're going and the pool/bar/anything else is there for anyone. We're going to a cheaper one down the road this summer but know where I'll be spending my poolside time. Had a lovely first day 5 hour lie down next to a couple of eastern European birds who didn't think much of their bikini tops.

[Dr Nowt]

That's the Wild Geese. Not really my scene but decent enough. San Blas is decent, bar called the Seven Islands where I've watched a couple of matches. Further along is Los Abrigos, a gorgeous little fishing town with some ace seafood restaurants. Very much looking forward to re-acquainting myself with the place next week.

 

Sounds very much like my speed.

 

As do Acid's two mates.

 

Enjoy.

[Redder Lurtz]

Just raised a glass of Bloody Mary to you acid. At the wild geese one way back from San Blas.

[lifetime fan]

Bought the bird this for her birthday…

 

 

[sir roger]

Will it fit in your garden ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Will it fit in your garden ?

Hope he hasn’t got a water meter.

[lifetime fan]

Hahahaha

 

No, in Tenerife for the week. 

[Section_31]

God I loved winter sun in the canaries, can't do it these days because of the Mrs's job, but I remember once driving to Manchester Airport in the snow, doing about 35 down the 56 in mid January, then getting to Fuerteventura and it was 23 and there were Russian birds by the pool in tight shorts. I'd bought a monte Christo number 1 from the Airport and sat in the shade pounding cans of canary Island beer and pretending to read homicide by David Simon but actually in fact perving at said Moscow poon.

[Fugitive]

25 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Bought the bird this for her birthday…

 

 

I’ve been on that. Just remember to wear flip flops or something when walking around the park… the floor is like lava.

 

Only been to Tenerife once and Ricky Hatton was absolutely shitfaced singing Karaoke in an Irish bar. 

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

God I loved winter sun in the canaries, can't do it these days because of the Mrs's job, but I remember once driving to Manchester Airport in the snow, doing about 35 down the 56 in mid January, then getting to Fuerteventura and it was 23 and there were Russian birds by the pool in tight shorts. I'd bought a monte Christo number 1 from the Airport and sat in the shade pounding cans of canary Island beer and pretending to read homicide by David Simon but actually in fact perving at said Moscow poon.

I’ve brought a few Dominican cigars with me, she hates it when I have one. Probably because I’ve had the best of 20 pints and then started on the gin and rum. 
 

 

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’ve brought a few Dominican cigars with me, she hates it when I have one. Probably because I’ve had the best of 20 pints and then started on the gin and rum. 
 

 

Is that a witch on a broomstick on your t-shirt?

[Rico1304]

I don’t want to upset you but there’s a weather warning in place for Tenerife this week.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

I went Costa Adeje last October it was between 32 and 35 degrees every day. Fucking loved it, came back to the UK and felt like topping myself as soon as the grey clouds appeared through te plane window , especially Manchester which always seems to be fucking grey.

[Rico1304]

I’m going in November with a mate. 5 nights during the WC.  

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

I don’t want to upset you but there’s a weather warning in place for Tenerife this week.  

Thanks. Ya cunt. 

[Red74]

Tenerife’s boss. I’m selling up and retiring there when the time comes. 
 

Intending getting meself a little job collecting the rent on the beach beds each day to get me out the house. 
 

* when I say get meself a little job I mean walking down the beach with my dog and sitting off in a bar all day 

 

Have a boss time lifey

[GR10 LFC]

Was in Costa Adeje last week and did Siam Park. That slide was a bit of a letdown after queuing so long for it, goes too quick and impossible to keep eyes open! Some other great attractions there though, had a boss day. 

[Fowlers God]

Just found out you can smoke over there so I'll be making a visit pretty soon

[lifetime fan]

On 25/09/2022 at 18:43, Fugitive said:

I’ve been on that. Just remember to wear flip flops or something when walking around the park… the floor is like lava.

When you’re right, you’re fucking right! 
 

The ground was unbearable even in the shade. Absolutely loved it there though. 

[Fugitive]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

When you’re right, you’re fucking right! 
 

The ground was unbearable even in the shade. Absolutely loved it there though. 

Yep, it’s a nightmare. Great water park though.

[Red74]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Yep, it’s a nightmare. Great water park though.

They have late nights in there now with DJ’s etc. Not for me like, for the popular kids