Darts

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Is that Bonehead? 

 

She's not that rough mate.

[Clem H Fandango]

Just now, Elite said:

It's a good job he's good under pressure.

 

Would need 2 mattress protectors.

[littletedwest]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

So his birds a nonce then? 

Thing is you can't say she's attracted to kids as he probably looked mid 30s two years ago.

 

Genuinely could pass for late 30s

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

She's not that rough mate.

 

She's gotta roll with it 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

Thing is you can't say she's attracted to kids as he probably looked mid 30s two years ago.

 

Genuinely could pass for late 30s

 

I stupidly believed the stuff saying they'd been together 2 years. 

[Clem H Fandango]

can just see it now, both of them using gripwax in bed.

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

She ate a baby!

[Creator Supreme]

Maybe his tastes are like Professor Peach's in the Italian Job.

[Elite]

He's on it now.

[Clem H Fandango]

Get in!

[Clem H Fandango]

Fuckin ell Wayne, just go up there and suck the boys cock.

[Byrnie]

5 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Fuckin ell Wayne, just go up there and suck the boys cock.

He's really enhancing the experience again isn't he, the twat. I hate listening to him. 

[Bjornebye]

I'm glad it's Dyche and not the other announcer. Fuck me he done my head in. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Humphries arse looks gone. In the same day becoming world number 1 getting your arse handed to you by a 16 year old in the world finals. Mad.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Found his arse momentarily 

[Clem H Fandango]

wtf? why on 94 do you not go treble 18?

[Bjornebye]

"from the new" did he just say? 

 

Rigged

[Clem H Fandango]

cunt

[Clem H Fandango]

hahaha

[Elite]

Made a bollocks of that Littler.

[Dave D]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"from the new" did he just say? 

 

Rigged

Think he said “nuke” as in the nickname 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

42 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

She ate a baby!

Oddly looks nothing like her filtered ones.

[johnsusername]

Quite stressful this.

[an tha]

4 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

wtf? why on 94 do you not go treble 18?

A lot of time now with 3 in hand players go bull first dart.

 

Thinking is they will hit 25 minimum 1st dart and guarantee at least a shot at bull with a single 19 next...

 

Go t18 and miss it you need to hit a treble or even a double with 2nd dart to get a dart at a double....

[Clem H Fandango]

7 minutes ago, an tha said:

A lot of time now with 3 in hand players go bull first dart.

 

Thinking is they will hit 25 minimum 1st dart and guarantee at least a shot at bull with a single 19 next...

 

Go t18 and miss it you need to hit a treble or even a double with 2nd dart to get a dart at a double....

 

Makes sense