*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Barry Wom said:

@VERBAL DIARRHEA let's not get too carried away with our ground. We have one nice stand. The rest is fucking shite, where you can barely fit in your seat (in fact my legs don't fit in mine in the kop). The rd end will hopefully be to the standard of the main stand, but I don't see what they can do with either the kop or Kenny to stop them being shite without some major work. It's taken 10 years under this ownership to start talking about the rd end seriously, I don't envisage them doing much if anything with the rest of it. 

Neither did my legs but the place is much better than the Ronseal stinking wooden cesspit or anything they can dream up in the never to be built arena.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

11 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Wish they'd hurry up and start it. They've talked about it non stop for 4 years. Tranmere will have a new stadium before them at this rate.

They're dragging it out on purpose to make the obviously pain theyre inflicting on us last longer. Some inside sources say they are willing to wait hundreds of years before actually winning something and starting the powershift proper.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

In a Dystopien future Everton will celebrate the opening of their new stadium by being the 'First' club to field a team made up fully of AI's. 

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

In a Dystopien future Everton will celebrate the opening of their new stadium by being the 'First' club to field a team made up fully of AI's. 

Abnormal Individuals? They are there already aren't they? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

When can they bid for the next Olympics?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

Abnormal Individuals? They are there already aren't they? 

 

The newly formed human colony on Jupiter would here the Boos emitting from Planet Earth. 

[Harry Squatter]

Keep telling my Evertonian mate that loads of grounds that were announced after their "move" have been built. 

 

Spurs, Brentford, York and Wimbledon have got their sorted. Fulham have built a new stand as well. Reckon Luton, Forest, Aberdeen, Cambridge and Palace will sort out all theirs out before a traffic cone gets moved at Bramley Moor.

 

https://www.footballgroundguide.com/about-the-author/developments.html

 

 

[dockers_strike]

35 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Keep telling my Evertonian mate that loads of grounds that were announced after their "move" have been built. 

 

Spurs, Brentford, York and Wimbledon have got their sorted. Fulham have built a new stand as well. Reckon Luton, Forest, Aberdeen, Cambridge and Palace will sort out all theirs out before a traffic cone gets moved at Bramley Moor.

 

https://www.footballgroundguide.com/about-the-author/developments.html

 

 

Did you forget to mention our new Main Stand and ARE?! You know, just to really wind him up.

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Neither did my legs but the place is much better than the Ronseal stinking wooden cesspit or anything they can dream up in the never to be built arena.

Yeah, it's better than their ground. But then where isn't? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

Yeah, it's better than their ground. But then where isn't? 

BMD?

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

BMD?

Dunno. The pitch might be a bit waterlogged, but the rest seems in better condition. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

Dunno. The pitch might be a bit waterlogged, but the rest seems in better condition. 

The smell is worse. Just.

[Barrington Womble]

9 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

The smell is worse. Just.

They'd probably like it. 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Did you forget to mention our new Main Stand and ARE?! You know, just to really wind him up.

Of course. Said the ARE will be built before anyone starts work on their stadium and for less than half the price.

[Stickman]

Another first

 

 

Carlo Ancelotti: Everton manager awaits punishment for red card

 

Although the Toffees boss was the first manager in the Premier League to be sent off with a red card, the rule was only introduced this season by the International Football Association Board to improve the visibility of such actions.

The FA also ran a trial period last season.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51707268

[Bobby Hundreds]

Try giving tactical signals with your eyebrows from the stands you fucking punching below your weight cunt! 

 

Nah he's alright ancelotti.

[Anubis]

Ancelotti has been charged with misconduct. 

[VladimirIlyich]

28 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ancelotti has been charged with misconduct for wearing a cardigan to a football match.

.

[manwiththestick]

31 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

.

He's trying to get the fans onside after seeing Moyes with his champers.

[sir roger]

Once Everton has touched you.

 

Cant remember what Guardiola got for his similar strop onto the pitch earlier this season.

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ancelotti has been charged with misconduct. 

An 8k fine for a bloke who's earning about 225-250k per week! It's like asking one of us to buy a pint. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

An 8k fine for a bloke who's earning about 225-250k per week! It's like asking one of us to buy a pint. 

A pint is bloody expensive these days. Get your own.

[deiseach]

Irish Bitter trying way too hard to be accepted.

 

[JagSquared]

Imagine if there really was a conspiracy to keep them from rising up. 
 

it would be the easiest conspiracy in history to work on seeing as they are so inept all by themselves. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The only logical conclusion is they're part of the conspiracy too, but don't know it. 

 

The Booooourne Conspiracy