*Shakes head* Everton again.

[TheHowieLama]

"Batter them?? We kept them out for 90 minutes didn't we!"

[Trumo]

 

 

Chip shop girl: Yes sir, what can I get you?

Fat Sam: One battered cod, a large battered chips, a pot of battered peas, half a jar of battered gherkins, 1 jar of battered pickled onions, 2 battered pies and 3 battered sausages. Oh, and if you can chuck in a bucket of fried batter.

[TheHowieLama]

You batter, you batter, you bet

[Trumo]

 

 

Chip shop girl: Yes sir, what can I get you?

Fat Sam: I'd like the quinoa salad with alfalfa, curly kale and pumpkin seeds. (laughs out loud) Had you going there, didn't I?

[Wezza]

And erm have you got any blue ketchup?

[Barrington Womble]

How is Ojo getting on at his loan club?

 

I've always liked the look of him and hope he can develop into one of the young pacy back ups to those two.

The Fulham fans love him. He's had a large. Slice of time out injured though. I reckon he's better off staying there.

[WhiskeyJar]

He is going to reach the dizzy heights of Aaron Lennon.

Saying that apparently he has signed for Burnley.

A step up.

[manwiththestick]

I text my blue mate and said I was made up for Lennon, he's faced his problems, worked hard, stayed fit and it's paid off as he got a move to a better club.

 

I'm obsessed apparently.

[Harry Squatter]

All I've seen on faceaids all day is Evertonians sharing the link to that Norwegian fan who called his daughter YNWA. They aren't obsessed with us though.

[TheHowieLama]

Saying that apparently he has signed for Burnley.

A step up.

 

Cant blame him really - have to look out for yourself in todays game.

[amli]

 

Chip shop girl: Yes sir, what can I get you?

Fat Sam: I'll have the deep fried blue whale.

Cannibalism.

[PestiRed]

Joe Anderson has said that the additional 220m will come from Moshiri so the stadium’s back on and Mosh is a hero again. Hooray

[Lee909]

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[The Acolyte]

Pretty vanilla looking gingerbread man there -- just sayin

Yep. Could've done with a few more minutes

[The Acolyte]

Pretty vanilla looking gingerbread man there -- just sayin

Yep. Could've done with a few more minutes

[The Acolyte]

Joe Anderson has said that the additional 220m will come from Moshiri so the stadium’s back on and Mosh is a hero again. Hooray

So he's their PR now? Has someone told Moshiri he actually has to spend some his own money now?

[Bob]

I reckon he's better off staying there.

For another year, or for good?

[Marko121]

All I've seen on faceaids all day is Evertonians sharing the link to that Norwegian fan who called his daughter YNWA. They aren't obsessed with us though.

Loads of them went through a phase of calling their daughters Eve Toni Ann a few years ago. A fella I used to play footy with did it and got the birth announced over the blueshite Tannoy.

 

I did tell him that Tannoy was a brand name and he should have said public address system.

[Barrington Womble]

For another year, or for good?

The rest of this season at least. I would like to think 12 months there and he should be ready for a higher level, either with us, Fulham if they're promoted or another PL side.

[General Dryness]

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[Sputnik1]

 

 

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Really pushing the boat out on signings. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why do they think this new stadium is going to transform all their woes. They will still be Everton. Players don't give a shit about a new stadium they want money and success and Everton can't fill the stadium they have now so when they are paying even more for tickets and even more seats are empty it will be a weight around their necks. Build it I hope it sinks them.

[Chip Butty]

The usual stock answer

[Section_31]

Why do they think this new stadium is going to transform all their woes. They will still be Everton. Players don't give a shit about a new stadium they want money and success and Everton can't fill the stadium they have now so when they are paying even more for tickets and even more seats are empty it will be a weight around their necks. Build it I hope it sinks them.

The fundamental problem with Everton is the things they think are strengths are actually weaknesses. A parochial outlook, ambitions that only extend to one-upmanship over us etc.

 

They don't present an image of dynamism and ambition that even some much smaller clubs do, and first and foremost that's what ambitious players want to see.

[Thoth]

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