*Shakes head* Everton again.

[chris71]

 

Apparently this is the Everton ST. Even people who have agreed to go the game have to get the propaganda to make sure they let everyone know.

 

It's like when Mr Smithers lost his job and worked at the destruction derby 'they've already bought their ticket do we have to keep at them like this..no...stop...you're hour hurting me!'

Fucking hell,just.........fucking hell.

[robslappa]

They must be giving away car stickers with their season tickets or vice versa. My next door neighbour has a new sticker on the back of her car which says "I go the game".

[Mook]

Should someone maybe tell them that people who support other teams 'go the game' too?

 

Or should we just leave them to make complete mongs of themselves?

[Russ Atmosphere]

'We go to the game'. They don't like but no need for grammar crime.

[Faustus]

The BBC are running a Twitter poll, asking people who they think will win the league this season. Five options to pick from: City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, United.

 

No Everton. Definite redshite conspiracy!

[Anubis]

The BBC are running a Twitter poll, asking people who they think will win the league this season. Five options to pick from: City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, United.

 

No Everton. Definite redshite conspiracy!

 

Even if they were on that list they'd complain that they were last on the list.

[Harry Squatter]

It's quite obvious that Besic is a secret redshite and has injured Barkley deliberately

[Bjornebye]

The BBC are running a Twitter poll, asking people who they think will win the league this season. Five options to pick from: City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, United.

 

No Everton. Definite redshite conspiracy!

 

The BBC could run a twitter poll asking who would win the hong-kong sevens and it would be a red-shite conspiracy if them cunts weren't an option 

[Reckoner]

Anagram

 

E that's wha twats do

[an tha]

'We go to the game'. They don't like but no need for grammar crime.

It authenticates their scouseness, in their eyes anyway.

[Anubis]

Bobby getting it in the neck already. Apparently he spent too much time swanning around Brazil and not enough preparing the players fitness levels.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Is every other ground in football empty. Evertons only reason to brag is people actually go to watch them. Everton "people actually pay to watch us!!"

[Reckoner]

As a scouser who knows how to speak grammatically correct I'm insulted at Everton thinking speaking like a moron authenticates their scouseness. It merely authenticates the fact they are an Evertonian.

Also thats what we do should be that's what we do.

Fuckin bellwhifs, Marine's season tickets were less small time and looked more professional, and they weren't having a dig at Southport FC on the packaging.

[Harry Squatter]

Bobby getting it in the neck already. Apparently he spent too much time swanning around Brazil and not enough preparing the players fitness levels.

Funny that, loads saying how dedicated he was and noted that Ridgers was in New York shagging his new bird.

[Harry Squatter]

Rodgers

[Jairzinho]

Lidgers

[Mook]

To be fair Ridgers sounds like the sort of piss poor nickname Evertonians would come up with.

[Guest davelfc]

[BRAP]

 

 

We sing about Gerards kids, that what we do

 

[an tha]

As a scouser who knows how to speak grammatically correct I'm insulted at Everton thinking speaking like a moron authenticates their scouseness. It merely authenticates the fact they are an Evertonian.

Also thats what we do should be that's what we do.

Fuckin bellwhifs, Marine's season tickets were less small time and looked more professional, and they weren't having a dig at Southport FC on the packaging.

They are like the fat ugly bird who knocks about with her stunning mates, her mates get all the attention of the fellas in the bars, so she has to resort to being loud and getting her tits out and inviting the lads to motorboat her to get any attention.

 

Of course the knobheads give it her, but the lads with a bit of nous are busy laughing at the poor tart, whilst pulling her stunning mates.

 

They go home and get a good shag, whilst she eats a kebab, vomits in the back of a cab and passes out on the sofa.

 

But the next day she had a much more boss night out than her mates to listen to her.

[Dr Nowt]

Roberto Martinez confirms Everton star Ross Barkley will be out injured 'for a long, long time'

• Aug 16, 2014 18:32
• By David Triggs
• 0 Comments

Blues boss says midfielder may not return until the New Year 

Roberto Martinez has said star midfielder Ross Barkley could be out of action for "anything from seven weeks to four or five months".

 

The England played picked up a medial knee ligament injury in training yesterday and underwent a scan today to determine just how bad the problem was.

 

Speaking after the Blues' 2-2 draw at Leicester City, Martinez said: "We had a scan but it was difficult to determine the extent of the injury. It is a problem with a medial ligament in his knee, but we don’t know how bad the injury is.

 

“We know there is a partial tear of the ligament and that could mean anything from seven weeks to four or five months, so we need to be cautious.”

 

The Everton boss conceded it was a huge blow to lose Barkley.

 

“I think Ross Barkley is a phenomenal footballer and we are going to miss him – there are no two ways about it,” said Martinez. “He was so sharp in pre-season and I think he came back with a different approach and a different mindset.

 

“He was very unfortunate to get injured in such an innocuous challenge in training and now he is going to be out for a long, long time."

[Captain]

Motorboat, eh? I had to fucking google that one!

[jamespp]

4 of their next 6 games are Arsenal, Chelsea, the derby & Man Utd, they probably needed to win today (like we do tommorow) really really shit result for them that

[deiseach]

Motorboat, eh? I had to fucking google that one!

First time I saw it was with reference to Christina Hendricks. I did not need to google it.

[Rico1304]

Roberto Martinez confirms Everton star Ross Barkley will be out injured 'for a long, long time'

 

 

 

• Aug 16, 2014 18:32

• By David Triggs
• 0 Comments

 

Blues boss says midfielder may not return until the New Year 

 

 

Roberto Martinez has said star midfielder Ross Barkley could be out of action for "anything from seven weeks to four or five months".

 

The England played picked up a medial knee ligament injury in training yesterday and underwent a scan today to determine just how bad the problem was.

 

Speaking after the Blues' 2-2 draw at Leicester City, Martinez said: "We had a scan but it was difficult to determine the extent of the injury. It is a problem with a medial ligament in his knee, but we don’t know how bad the injury is.

 

“We know there is a partial tear of the ligament and that could mean anything from seven weeks to four or five months, so we need to be cautious.”

 

The Everton boss conceded it was a huge blow to lose Barkley.

 

“I think Ross Barkley is a phenomenal footballer and we are going to miss him – there are no two ways about it,” said Martinez. “He was so sharp in pre-season and I think he came back with a different approach and a different mindset.

 

“He was very unfortunate to get injured in such an innocuous challenge in training and now he is going to be out for a long, long time."

Bad news that, never nice to see a quality player injured. Also fucks City's, Utds and Cheslea's transfers policy for January.