Valentine's Day

[paddyberger15]

Too fucking far Paddy.

 

I was on about me.

[odris]

Valentines day is for women. Some women lie about not caring about it, but they all do. Some wouldn't care, but they know some bitch at work will ask what their partner did, as their boyfriend crawled through a mile of broken glass with a dildo up his ass to give her a milk tray.

 

Excellent.

[Cortinaman666]

I've bought my missus Jaws on DVD and, as a further romantic gesture, I will not by doing my morning dump in the en-suite.

[lifetime fan]

I just spat beer everywhere, shit like that can only be true.

 

I was on about me.

 

You quoted me before I edited my post, ya bastard.

 

Reading that it had to be true.

 

You owe me a new monitor young man.

[odris]

I've bought my missus Jaws on DVD and, as a further romantic gesture, I will not by doing my morning dump in the en-suite.

 

Will you be doing it in in one of your multiple guest houses instead? Fucking en-suite fags.*

 

*jealous

[Cortinaman666]

Will you be doing it in in one of your multiple guest houses instead? Fucking en-suite fags.*

 

*jealous

 

In all honesty it's just a bucket next to the bed mate

[odris]

Then not taking a shit in it for one morning is a great present for your missus, so thoughtful.

[L19red]

Bloody hell Nantwich, you on the blob again?

 

 

 

 

Men, seriously what will your partner do for you? I'm getting this as being very much one sided with you lot putting in the effort.

 

A night of peace and quiet. She's away somewhere with her work.

[George Costanza]

Just going out for a nice meal. Nowt special.

[Anubis]

Everyday is like valentines day with me...

 

So your girlfriend/wife gets nothing for Easter, birthdays, or Christmas as well?

[Anubis]

It is a con the whole thing but so are 99% of things, if it makes someone happy then a bit of dough spent and effort made is worth it in my eyes. It's easy to be a total cynic about these things and I couldn't care less about it but I know she does so I'll make it as special as I can.

 

This is your first Valentine's Day together, isn't it? Awwwww........

[Section_31]

It is a con the whole thing but so are 99% of things, if it makes someone happy then a bit of dough spent and effort made is worth it in my eyes. It's easy to be a total cynic about these things and I couldn't care less about it but I know she does so I'll make it as special as I can.

 

Me and Zeke.

 

[Remmie]

I'll be concluding my faceaids engagement experiment by dumping her on Valentines day morning

[Jose Jones]

I'll be concluding my faceaids engagement experiment by dumping her on Valentines day morning

 

Guaranteed you will be flirted with/offered sex by another girl almost straight away. Some girls love a mean bastard.

[stevebaby]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a hammer

Get in the van

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to chevettehs again"

Who said romance is dead?

[stevebaby]

Is that a variation of the classic pearl necklace???

A "wee necklace" is the German version I think.

[stevebaby]

I'm going out with a hammer, some rope and a big hard on. Some lucky lady is gonna get some surprise

 

 

 

Off to see your mum then?

Nope.

Your mum actually.

[Nantwich girl]

Nope.

Your mum actually.

 

See that just doesn't work. A comment not intended for you is responded to by.... You. Stop jumping on the special peoples band wagon, you're not popular enough.

[melons]

See that just doesn't work. A comment not intended for you is responded to by.... You. Stop jumping on the special peoples band wagon, you're not popular enough.

 

A telling off from the girl who can't quote. Sort it out NG, you can't rip into one of the lads with a half arsed job. You're doing the double XX's a disservice there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stevebaby is now on my would list given the new found liking he has for latex gloves going near his arse.

[Trucker Paddy]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

[melons]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

 

 

Best present ever. Even more so if she breast feeds and you continue to sleep through the night. Picture (of the baby not your wife, she'd never forgive you) on the picture thread?

 

 

Many congratulations!

 

 

x

[a stoner]

Nope.

Your mum actually.

 

Pop round my mums you might make her day if not her whole weak.

[a stoner]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

 

Congratulations man.

St Vs day is now fucked up forever and it's not going to be any cheaper.

[Trumo]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

 

Congrats mate. At 9lb+ he's a big lad. All the best to you and yours.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm married, so i'll be having sex like any other night. I'm sure the missus yearns for a pressie, but she can fuck off. Valentines is a load of commercial bollocks.