Valentine's Day

[Guest Pistonbroke]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

 

Just wrote something on the MF. Anyway, congratulations to all and health and happiness. 9lb 1oz is a healthy size.

[Guest davelfc]

While I accept that valentines day is just more commercialised bollocks, like father's day, grandmother's day etc. It's probably one of the only times in the year when some blokes actually buy something for their wife that isn't for cleaning or cooking with.

 

If you really hate being forced to go along with this commercialised bollocks then why not buy your good lady something nice for herself the week before and then lecture her on how commercial valentines day is. It's a win, win as although many ladies will tell you it doesn't matter, when other women go on about what their bloke got them, it matters a lot.

 

One of the problems I found with my ex was that if I bought her flowers or chocolates as a surprise any other time of the year I then got the whole "what have you done" interrogation for days. It ended up causing loads of trouble.

[llego]

Wanking into a rosebush

[Guest Pistonbroke]

While I accept that valentines day is just more commercialised bollocks, like father's day, grandmother's day etc. It's probably one of the only times in the year when some blokes actually buy something for their wife that isn't for cleaning or cooking with.

 

If you really hate being forced to go along with this commercialised bollocks then why not buy your good lady something nice for herself the week before and then lecture her on how commercial valentines day is. It's a win, win as although many ladies will tell you it doesn't matter, when other women go on about what their bloke got them, it matters a lot.

 

One of the problems I found with my ex was that if I bought her flowers or chocolates as a surprise any other time of the year I then got the whole "what have you done" interrogation for days. It ended up causing loads of trouble.

 

I'll pop to the bookies after work and put a bet on for her, but if it wins i want half.

[Guest davelfc]

I'll pop to the bookies after work and put a bet on for her, but if it wins i want half.

 

Whoooa hang on there casanova.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Whoooa hang on there casanova.

 

I'm such a romantic....

 

Must be doing something right. Still together after 24 years.

[Trumo]

I'm such a romantic....

 

Must be doing something right. Still together after 24 years.

 

She still ain't found the keys to the cuffs then.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She still ain't found the keys to the cuffs then.

 

That would be pretty hard being as i took the light bulbs out of the cellar to leave her completely in the dark.

[a stoner]

I'm such a romantic....

 

Must be doing something right. Still together after 24 years.

 

Treat em mean to keep em keen or something isn't it.

[Trumo]

That would be pretty hard being as i took the light bulbs out of the cellar to leave her completely in the dark.

 

So, "Roses are red, violets are blue..." literally means fuck all then.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

So, "Roses are red, violets are blue..." literally means fuck all then.

 

She likes mushrooms better and they are coming on a treat in the darkened cellar.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Treat em mean to keep em keen or something isn't it.

 

I wouldn't say i treat her mean, but i'm no sloppy fucker either. In fact i have spoke to quite a few women on this subject and they all agreed that a sloppy bloke although nice to begin with becomes boring and they get fucked off. Women go for the bit of a lad as it's a challenge for them to try and change us. I guess finding the middle ground is the way to success.

[lifetime fan]

At 2.04am my wonderful wife gave me the best valentines gift ever, our Son Conor was born 9lb 1oz, Mother and baby doing fine.

I'll be off line for a few days, hope ye all have a nice day today, and enjoy it with your loved 1

 

Fucking hell Paddy, don't spend too long wetting the baby's head, the missus might need a hand at home.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Congrats.

[Fowlers God]

We did all teh card and pressie thing last night, as I am working late tonight.

 

I got a DVD that wasn't even wrapped.

 

I got her a Vibrator and got to use it on her, I then got the best suck treat ever. And got to fuck her twice! what a way to go for a freebie vibrator when I signed up to 12 months of porn coutersy of some giveaway!

[Spy Bee]

Sent my new love interest 12 red roses. She texted me aying "U R Amazing!"

 

Nnnggggg!

[a stoner]

I wouldn't say i treat her mean, but i'm no sloppy fucker either. In fact i have spoke to quite a few women on this subject and they all agreed that a sloppy bloke although nice to begin with becomes boring and they get fucked off. Women go for the bit of a lad as it's a challenge for them to try and change us. I guess finding the middle ground is the way to success.

 

Have to agree, my missus has been trying to change me since we got married and failed. Funny how they start to change the minute you get a ring on their finger.

[lifetime fan]

I've decided I'm going to give her the biggest suprise of her life.

 

 

I'm gonna do a bit of housework this afternoon, blow job heaven for me.

[Trumo]

I've decided I'm going to give her the biggest suprise of her life.

 

I'm gonna do a bit of housework this afternoon, blow job heaven for me.

 

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[lifetime fan]

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We got laminate flooring and a machine that cleans it for you remotely.

 

Yes, I really am that fucking lazy when it comes to housework.

[Elmyn Noos]

My missus is on the rag this week, so for Valentines Day she's getting the same as me, fuck all.

[odris]

I wouldn't say i treat her mean, but i'm no sloppy fucker either. In fact i have spoke to quite a few women on this subject and they all agreed that a sloppy bloke although nice to begin with becomes boring and they get fucked off. Women go for the bit of a lad as it's a challenge for them to try and change us. I guess finding the middle ground is the way to success.

 

Isn't it soppy?

[lifetime fan]

My missus is on the rag this week, so for Valentines Day she's getting the same as me, fuck all.

 

You should be ashamed of yourself lad, introduce her to the joys of bum loving.

[TheBitch]

Sent my new love interest 12 red roses. She texted me aying "U R Amazing!"

 

Nnneeeeeeeggggg!

 

 

 

Fixed.

[Elmyn Noos]

Sent my new love interest 12 red roses. She texted me aying "U R Amazing!"

 

Nnnggggg!

 

Love interest? Do you mean your new bitch, some bird you're fucking, or are you an extra from Brief Encounter?

 

I'm presuming you sent her a message back along the lines "txtspks 4 cnts. ur dmpd"

[Sut]

While I accept that valentines day is just more commercialised bollocks, like father's day, grandmother's day etc. It's probably one of the only times in the year when some blokes actually buy something for their wife that isn't for cleaning or cooking with.

 

Grandmother's day?