The Pic thread

[lucozade]

Actually nothing short of a defibrillator will help that 'joke', but thanks anyway.

 

The Kenny Huang thread had just hit 5200 posts when I posted that... so in my defence I can no longer be held responsible for my actions...

 

anyway here's a few randoms from the match...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Joso]

 

Gerrard: Hehe, not funny.....

[lucozade]

These are watermarked but quite good pics...

 

 

 

 

[lucozade]

And the last of them...

 

[lucozade]

And a few of Dirk and the missus etc

 

[Trumo]

 

Ka Mate! Ka Mate! Ka Ora! Ka Ora!

[RedinSweden]

some of goatboy's captions on this thread have been immense. I can't rep them as i have to spread the love. Someone else do something good so i can rep.

[aws]

 

"Let me introduce you to my leetle friend."

[lucozade]

 

nice t-shirt.

[razor]

 

So I said to the Mrs, I said to her, there's NO way I'm going to Tenby again this year. Honestly, she loves it down there!

 

....I mean it was a lovely little place, I'm not denying it, tumble dryer, dishwasher, it didn't have satellite telly, but it's the reception you see, you can't get it.

 

 

I was just saying to them, I said, you can't get the reception. Mind you, you can get HTV, and there was a lovely little pub just over the road. You know, one of those country ones. Did a decent mixed grill.

 

 

.... CSI in Welsh! As true as I'm standing here! In Welsh!

 

 

 

 

There it is there. You're probably better going down the 483 through Welshpool....

[Trumo]

 

#Cos I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is showin' a V-sign#

[Trumo]

 

The air was moist and chill. A haze had developed over the lush green of the fabled Anfield turf. There was a distinct lull in proceedings, as the fans in turn discussed in hushed whispers about whether a mysterious Chinaman was about to end the enormous suffering caused by the hated custodianship, questions about the referee's upbringing, and how a conversation between Roy and Jonathan Ross might sound.

 

One lady had even managed to avoid being spotted whilst fingering her love zone when Fernando jogged by as he gave her a wink and a wave. That two seconds of orgasmic bliss she hadn't felt for 15 years. It brought back memories of being roasted by 6 Spaniards on a sunlounger during a warmish evening in Magaluf. Aware that she was now panting profusely and had developed a reddish glow, she covered her face with her red scarf and wiped her finger in one fluid motion. She would sleep well that night.

 

Meanwhile, Javier reached into his pocket and pulled out a telescope. "I might be able to see the tower from here" he thought, pensively. He tried to fend off thoughts of the asados he would now miss. His mind was racing as he considered what to (or what not to) say to his wife upon arriving home. "I think I'll speak in English. She will be so confused she will not be able to have a go at me for leaving her with the kids, isolated at home, unable to converse with the natives."

 

And then the realms of otherworldliness which had dressed the evening decided to produce an encore, as Ryan Babel scored. No such musings and ponderings here. Merely a short and sweet Tweet was in order. However, this was to take such an inordinate amount of time that Ryan would not make it out for the second half. Such was the strangeness of this wet summer's evening.

[Trumo]

 

Martin was used to the rain, having manned the Albert Square Fruit'N'Veg stall in all weathers.

[Section_31]

Why do rich people hold their phones ALL the time?

[lucozade]

Trumo. "her love zone" hahahaha there was almost a coke to keyboard incident here.

 

Here's one more pic from Thursday night. Stevie and the baby G's

 

[Wor Horse]

I love Stevie.

[Mathewbet1]

 

 

[melons]

 

 

 

 

 

Cole and Poulsen concentrate hard on preventing the spontaneous erections affecting other team mates as Torres passes.

[Captain]

Pepe Reina struggled to keep Melons away until the game had finished after having promised her his shirt.

 

[melons]

Pepe Reina struggled to keep Melons away until the game had finished after having promised her his shirt.

 

 

Repped!

[James Dean]

[Trumo]

Trumo. "her love zone" hahahaha there was almost a coke to keyboard incident here.

 

Here's one more pic from Thursday night. Stevie and the baby G's

 

 

You likey? I was going for a different tack to my captions there. I don't expect a call from Mills & Boon anytime soon.

 

Who the extremely camp fella in the grey top?

[Trumo]

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

Martin Kelly is a skin head away from being Martin Skrtel

[goatboy59]

 

"Oh for fuck's sake"

 

"That's nasty"

 

"Well it wasn't me"

 

"............"