The world of a woman.

[Paulie Dangerously]

All swapping classrooms in work. My cupboard is 90% empty as I only keep things I need in there. The class I'm moving into has a 30+ year teacher in currently and trying to get her to get her shit out of the cupboard is an ordeal. I've offered to help, to get the caretaker to help, to help her organise it etc but she just stands there pontificating with her hands on her hips because it's, 'such a big job.'

 

Yeah well it fucking is when you don't actually do anything about it you dopey cunt. 

[Harry Squatter]

The guy I work with who has the nightmare Mrs who moans about fucking everything had a health check last week. Told me that the doctors said his blood pressure is high and he needs to make certain lifestyle changes. I said he should get divorced and stop supporting Everton as that will bring his stress levels right down.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Her Indoors has got us going to a party tonight involving members of the Parish Council, of which years ago I used to be chairman.

 

I'm not allowed to wear my Jurgen Klopp 'Let's talk about Six' T shirt.

 

Sounds a bit fucking formal this.

Whoa there!

Back the fuck up, there’s a story here.

 

Why were you relieved of your position? 

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Whoa there!

Back the fuck up, there’s a story here.

 

Why we’re you relieved of your position? 

 

 

[Section_31]

You have no authority here tokyojoe.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Her Indoors has got us going to a party tonight involving members of the Parish Council, of which years ago I used to be chairman.

 

I'm not allowed to wear my Jurgen Klopp 'Let's talk about Six' T shirt.

 

Sounds a bit fucking formal this.

 

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Whoa there!

Back the fuck up, there’s a story here.

 

Why we’re you relieved of your position? 

He told Jacki Weaver she had no authority!

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

You have no authority here tokyojoe.

Bastard, beat me to it!

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Bastard, beat me to it!

Read the forum posting rules. READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Read the forum posting rules. READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM.

Made me a laugh a lot this!

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Whoa there!

Back the fuck up, there’s a story here.

 

Why were you relieved of your position? 

I resigned! Putting up with all that shit simply wasn't worth it.

 

Anyway tonight was a bummer. We left home late because Her Indoors couldn't find her earings. Which of course was my fault.

 

Got to this barn where our next door neighbours (she's OK BTW) 70th birthday bash was being held. There was a couple of old bints singing some medieval type shite which was the sort of thing that makes you want to leave on the spot.

 

Than there was said neighbours son's band on doing Beatles and some othe 60s covers. Which was shite.

 

Then there was a quiz, none of which I got right.

 

Highlight of the evening was coming home.

[tokyojoe]

In addition, one of the attendees at said event was the former Lord Leftenant of Hertfordshire. Whose family 'owned' the land, clearly stolen off us over the years.

 

Who acted like the pissed up twat he clearly is.

[sir roger]

On 09/07/2022 at 19:02, Paulie Dangerously said:

All swapping classrooms in work. My cupboard is 90% empty as I only keep things I need in there. The class I'm moving into has a 30+ year teacher in currently and trying to get her to get her shit out of the cupboard is an ordeal. I've offered to help, to get the caretaker to help, to help her organise it etc but she just stands there pontificating with her hands on her hips because it's, 'such a big job.'

 

Yeah well it fucking is when you don't actually do anything about it you dopey cunt. 

The Mrs ( who hates clutter ) was a teaching assistant to a teacher who wouldn’t throw anything away and had old test answers falling out of cupboards from kids who had left the school years earlier. The ensuing farce could have been pitched to Channel 4 as my Mrs used to come back early from breaks with bin bags and hope the teacher didn’t spot the stuff had gone.

 

[Bjornebye]

Watching the first episode of that Pam & Tommy series. The pissed off carpenter was just wheeling the safe out of the mansion grounds in the middle of the night and she's just gone:

 

"Oh! That'll be where the tape is!"  

 

Sounds like Poirot's out of a job. 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Mate was going on before about an article he read about male writers struggling to get published because the fashion was for female writers and strong and Independent female heroines and what not. 

 

Interesting when you consider the most popular book by far among women of the last 10 years was poorly written fanfic about a billionaire playboy sticking kitchen utensils up a young woman's arse. 

 

Curious characters. 

[lifetime fan]

Anyone else listen to the Guardian F**tball Weekly podcast this week? 
 

Absolute fucking belter on there. 

[Fowlers God]

34 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Anyone else listen to the Guardian F**tball Weekly podcast this week? 
 

Absolute fucking belter on there. 

I wouldn't hear it over all the needless nagging and arguments

 

swear they're a different fucking breed

[Bjornebye]

43 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Anyone else listen to the Guardian F**tball Weekly podcast this week? 
 

Absolute fucking belter on there. 

No but I listened to the Harry Redknapp and Paul Merson one yesterday. Superb. 

[lifetime fan]

They had Suzy Wrack on there talking about the womens Euros. 
 

She said the organisers had made an announcement that fans could take one 500ml bottle of water into the stadium due to the weather but that stewards would remove the lids to the bottles. 
 

She said she was later sat in the press room talking to the other journos and they were all asking what damage could you do with a bottle lid and it was ridiculous stewards were confiscating bottle lids because you couldn’t throw them far and they’d never hurt anyone. 

[sir roger]

They do this at the Arena, it is just to make it awkward so you end up buying other ones.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

They do this at the Arena, it is just to make it awkward so you end up buying other ones.

No. 
 

It’s because a full bottle of liquid with a lid on can be used as a projectile and can be thrown with greater direction and force than an open bottle of liquid. 

[VladimirIlyich]

25 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

No. 
 

It’s because a full bottle of liquid with a lid on can be used as a projectile and can be thrown with greater direction and force than an open bottle of liquid. 

At the Women's Euros? Would anybody be that arsed?

[Strontium]

They have that same retarded policy at a number of the arenas. They obviously don't understand centrifugal force.

[Pete]

11 minutes ago, Strontium said:

They have that same retarded policy at a number of the arenas. They obviously don't understand centrifugal force.

Manchester arena pours the £2.50 bottle of water into a pint pot.  It’s fucking annoying.

[Strontium]

12 minutes ago, Pete said:

Manchester arena pours the £2.50 bottle of water into a pint pot.  It’s fucking annoying.

 

They didn't do that 6 weeks ago when I was there, although they did try to confiscate my bottle top. Ridiculous and defeats the entire purpose of having a bottle that you can reseal. I eventually persuaded the server to give it to me after a few furtive glances around, as if we were engaging in a drug deal or something. Can't help feeling that they had badly misjudged the crowd if they think people are going to be lashing missiles at a Pet Shop Boys gig. As Sir Roger says, it's about the money. Chiselling little crooks.

[Harry Squatter]