The world of a woman.

[Lee909]

You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Not one of Colins knives now they've been through the dishwater

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just a quick money related moan.  We've booked to go to Florida in March, this was before we found out we'd be about £300 less well off a month between now and christmas than we thought we would. As a result much belt tightening has been discussed and in earnest we've been used to living frugally so doing so until January (rather than October like we thought it would be) is no big deal. 

 

We've changed energy suppliers, cancelled none essentials and over the last few months have cut back on household bills substantially.  Last night I went round putting brush bottomed draught excluders on our doors, using insulating tape on some of the larger gaps in the outer doors and cut and fit reflective foam to the back of all the radiators to make sure that our house is as efficient as possible, took a couple of hours after a full day at work.  

 

Meanwhile she's been on amazon and has bought a £20 digital clock off Amazon for our living room.  I asked her why, not that I begrudge a a score being spent for something we need, but because we have never had a clock in the living room and never discussed the need, what with the inventions of mobile phones, the time being on the Sky telly menus, not to mention that new fangled invention - a watch. 

 

The reasoning for this is that the smart meter used to show the time but since we left British Gas it doesn't so we need a clock in that corner because it's where she looks in the morning. It's no wonder she had to declare herself bankrupt. 

[Harry Squatter]

Women are just so blase over money it's unreal. Even when you do save money they think of it as free money and just spend it anyway.

[Captain Turdseye]

I've calmed down a bit now.

 

The last person who said that was a stupid bird on a train so I just have to accept that when I wear this t-shirt, I'm going to get that from spastics, it makes a change from getting stupid comments about my hair anyway.

[Rico1304]

Just a quick money related moan. We've booked to go to Florida in March, this was before we found out we'd be about £300 less well off a month between now and christmas than we thought we would. As a result much belt tightening has been discussed and in earnest we've been used to living frugally so doing so until January (rather than October like we thought it would be) is no big deal.

 

We've changed energy suppliers, cancelled none essentials and over the last few months have cut back on household bills substantially. Last night I went round putting brush bottomed draught excluders on our doors, using insulating tape on some of the larger gaps in the outer doors and cut and fit reflective foam to the back of all the radiators to make sure that our house is as efficient as possible, took a couple of hours after a full day at work.

 

Meanwhile she's been on amazon and has bought a £20 digital clock off Amazon for our living room. I asked her why, not that I begrudge a a score being spent for something we need, but because we have never had a clock in the living room and never discussed the need, what with the inventions of mobile phones, the time being on the Sky telly menus, not to mention that new fangled invention - a watch.

 

The reasoning for this is that the smart meter used to show the time but since we left British Gas it doesn't so we need a clock in that corner because it's where she looks in the morning. It's no wonder she had to declare herself bankrupt.

Twat - you deserve everything you get!

[lifetime fan]

Today’s top tip...

 

Don’t play badminton with the wife, it’ll only end in drama, arguments and tears.

[Rushies tash]

Today’s top tip...

Don’t play badminton with the wife, it’ll only end in drama, arguments and tears.

Know exactly what you mean. Got a set for the garden in the summer, and the missus is competitive to say the least.

[Elite]

Today’s top tip...

 

Don’t play badminton with the wife, it’ll only end in drama, arguments and tears.

It's only a game mate, you might win next time.

[Trumo]

Today’s top tip...

 

Don’t play badminton with the wife, it’ll only end in drama, arguments and tears.

 

Did you hide the shuttlecock?

[General Dryness]

Did you hide the shuttlecock?

No, he hid the cock.

 

Shuttle.

[VladimirIlyich]

Use lube next time Colin.

[niallers]

We've just been redressing our bed. She was fastening the end of the quilt cover whilst I did the pillow cases. All of a sudden I get a volley of abuse,quite vitriolic, saying that the inside tag on the pillow protector was "showing" through the case! This is my pillow, I've 2 to use whilst in bed to read or flick through the phone then I discard one and sleep with just one. This pillow is the one I usually discard but no, you can't a have a fucking tag showing in case some burglar comes in and spots it! Que my obvious disdain and that gets taken as a massive slight and then the broken record of the list of things I do that annoys her comes rolling out.

All over a fucking pillow case tag and it's not even her cunting pillow!

I'm currently bunking with my son in his bed as if I stayed I'd have thrown one of us out the window.

THEY'RE ALL CUNTS

[Remmie]

We've just been redressing our bed. She was fastening the end of the quilt cover whilst I did the pillow cases. All of a sudden I get a volley of abuse,quite vitriolic, saying that the inside tag on the pillow protector was "showing" through the case! This is my pillow, I've 2 to use whilst in bed to read or flick through the phone then I discard one and sleep with just one. This pillow is the one I usually discard but no, you can't a have a fucking tag showing in case some burglar comes in and spots it! Que my obvious disdain and that gets taken as a massive slight and then the broken record of the list of things I do that annoys her comes rolling out.

All over a fucking pillow case tag and it's not even her cunting pillow!

I'm currently bunking with my son in his bed as if I stayed I'd have thrown one of us out the window.

THEY'RE ALL CUNTS

A rather obvious solution springs to mind. No, I'm not talking about smashing her head in with a shovel, but to cut off the tag...and then sew it to hers

[TheBitch]

A rather obvious solution springs to mind. No, I'm not talking about smashing her head in with a shovel, but to cut off the tag...and then sew it to hers

Funny this...

 

I've never thought of cutting the tag off.

 

I always just put it at the bottom end of the pillow, ie, the tag goes in first.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

A rather obvious solution springs to mind. No, I'm not talking about smashing her head in with a shovel, but to cut off the tag...and then sew it to hers

 

I was thinking...shit in her pillow case

[Sputnik1]

Just rub the crack of your arse with her toothbrush, I wouldn't do that every time they talk shit as you'll end up with a red ring. 

[Harry Squatter]

I can't stand us having anything done to the house. We are getting our windows replaced today but the drama over it has lasted all weekend. Moving 3 beds and moving a few things around to other rooms is quite straightforward but not in my house, it's literally took all weekend to sort out. In between I've painted the hallway and the kitchen and done overtime. Yet this morning there's still a mad panic to move things around despite her doing virtually nothing yesterday.

 

The company haven't turned up on time either and I've told her to ring them but I'm a cunt for going to work.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just rub the crack of your arse with her toothbrush, I wouldn't do that every time they talk shit as you'll end up with a red ring.

Here speaks the voice of experience,and Preparation H.

[tokyojoe]

A rather obvious solution springs to mind. No, I'm not talking about smashing her head in with a shovel, but to cut off the tag...and then sew it to hers

Wouldn't it be easier to swap the cushions over, or am I missing something here?

[niallers]

She also has tags on hers but has them neatly tucked away so you can't see them,the devious ****. I know most women have OCD but Mrs Niallers takes it to a whole other level. You'd think I'd know better after 16 years together! More fool me.

[Remmie]

Wouldn't it be easier to swap the cushions over, or am I missing something here?

The sew it to hers bit was just bring facetious. Just cut the thing off

[Juniper]

Just seen a women running for a bus, still trying to read her Kindle.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just seen a women running for a bus, still trying to read her Kindle.

 

I hope she missed it

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've mentioned before the bitchiness of the women I work with.  The girl in my office, has a bit of the resting bitch face, and can be abrupt, but she's direct and does her job and is more agreeable than most of the other ones despite her foibles. She was off yesterday so I had to send an email round to everyone saying she was off.  Cue a few "who's arsed?" and "waaaaay!" replies from the usual subjects. I made a point to reply to say she'd found her dad dead in his bed in his flat and that's the reason why she was off, which is true.  No replies or apologies.  Bastards.