What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[KMD7]

Highlights were the streaky bacon. Streaky > Back bacon.

 

It's all over.

 

[Jairzinho]

Is it a fucking starter?

 

£10.50 for half a full sized breakfast and they have the temerity to sprinkle fucking green shit on it.

 

Disgraceful.

[aRdja]

Is it a fucking starter?

 

£10.50 for half a full sized breakfast and they have the temerity to sprinkle fucking green shit on it.

 

Disgraceful.

It’s just chives... chives are tasty.

[Tony Moanero]

I’m a big fan of beans served in a ramekin. Makes them easier to lash straight in the bin.

[TheHowieLama]

Repped for the long sausage comment

[DJLJ]

Did you ever take a photo by any chance?

 

Haha, as if he ever delivers on photos.

[Mook]

I'd rather eat a pair of your wooly trainers.

[Dr Nowt]

aRdja’s on the wind-up here.

 

He’s asked them for a saucer and decanted 1/4 of his breakfast onto it, then photographed that.

 

Shirley?

[Jairzinho]

"Could you rustle up something for the dog as well?"

[aRdja]

It wasn’t a huge plate of food, but it was enough. Look at the length of the sausage for example. I had three stripes of bacon too.

[Jairzinho]

A fry should be large enough that you don't need to eat again for a good six or seven hours.

[Tony Moanero]

“Stripe” of bacon? Never heard of the cunt.

[aRdja]

I'd have been annoyed at the half piece of black pudding.

Yeah I’m not sure what that was all about. Just give us the whole thing.

[aRdja]

“Stripe” of bacon? Never heard of the cunt.

Stripes

[Tony Moanero]

Rashers.

[Dr Nowt]

It wasn’t a huge plate of food, but it was enough. Look at the length of the sausage for example. I had three stripes of bacon too.

 

Yeah I’m not sure what that was all about. Just give us the whole thing.

 

Oliver Twist was an orphan, Anies, born into a Victorian workhouse and in fear of all manner of retribution for speaking up about stingy portions, and he still pulled them on that shit.

 

He hadn't just paid £10.50 to be grateful for an above average length, skinny sausage and a fraction of his rightful breakfast.

 

Have you considered going back and firebombing them?

[Dr Nowt]

Speaking of the puddings, tried white pudding for the first time in Dublin.  That shit is divine. 

[Karl_b]

Quality over quantity for me, looks good that ardja.

[Tony Moanero]

Yeah, definitely quality over quantity, but I prefer quality and quantity.

[Elite]

Yeah, definitely quality over quantity, but I prefer quality and quantity.

Can't please some people.

[Fugitive]

The fucker thinks streaky bacon is better than back bacon.

 

There’s no coming back from that, he’s fucking dead to me now.

[TheBitch]

aRdja's contributions to this thread are exemplary.

 

But he's clearly criminally insane with his views on streaky bacon.

[aRdja]

Oliver Twist was an orphan, Anies, born into a Victorian workhouse and in fear of all manner of retribution for speaking up about stingy portions, and he still pulled them on that shit.

 

He hadn't just paid £10.50 to be grateful for an above average length, skinny sausage and a fraction of his rightful breakfast.

 

Have you considered going back and firebombing them?

I wanted to provide you guys a review of their standard plate. I feel like if I start customising it it’s cheating a bit.

[Dr Nowt]

I wanted to provide you guys a review of their standard plate. I feel like if I start customising it it’s cheating a bit.

Perfectly fair on that side mate.

 

Just felt there could have been a second picture of the proprietor wearing their standard plate.

[TheHowieLama]

Repped again for the size of the sausage comment.

 

Lets face it -- Ardie is carrying this thread in this moment - none of you other wasters are posting anything.

 

So -- I give Ardies current offering - what we can agree is the Half English Breakfast - 7.5.

 

All of the elements look pretty good - maybe serving over the bread is an issue, but not for me Clive -- quantity aside the only true question may be the cut of the jib on the bacon.

 

Even the beans are at their highest level of evolution ( that which contaminates the plate the least and can almost be scraped off and one would not have noticed their presence).

 

Top effort fella - one of your best.