Holy shit!! Help!!!!

[Guest simon]

Holy fucking shit I think i have just fucked my dads 700 Pound TV up please help. I took it of it's rack while cleaning i put it on the floor for 5 mins and i have just knocked the mop bucket over i think its got inside because it wont work. I'm looking after the house till tomorrow night how do i get it working before then can i? Damn i'm in big shit help please.

[odris]

Let me guess, your dads home tomorrow from jail? You sure it wasn't your friend who knocked the mop bucket?

[Elmyn Noos]

Fake a burglary. That way, he'll get it all back on the insurance and you get to keep the rest of his gear.

 

Failing that, he'll be able to claim on the house insurance for accidental damage on the TV anyway, so don't panic.

[The Dude Abides]

HenniMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!

[Guest simon]

I have it stood up with the fan blowing on it.

Fucking hell i just got back to getting on with them too.

[grazywalker]

Holy fucking shit I think i have just fucked my dads 700 Pound TV up please help. I took it of it's rack while cleaning i put it on the floor for 5 mins and i have just knocked the mop bucket over i think its got inside because it wont work. I'm looking after the house till tomorrow night how do i get it working before then can i? Damn i'm in big shit help please.

 

repped

[RedinSweden]

You mop?

[She Knows It]

Put it back and play dumb. "Dunno what's up with the telly, Dad. I've changed the fuse and it still won't come on". *look a bit dilatory*

[Ian Sea]

Just tell him the truth, you were only tring to help. Accidents happen.

[Guest simon]

Put it back and play dumb. "Dunno what's up with the telly, Dad. I've changed the fuse and it still won't come on". *look a bit dilatory*

 

What if when he gets it checked they find water in it. Shit i'm fucked they ain't gonna wanna know me again after this.

[Ginny]

Tell him Wolves did it

[Guest simon]

I cant even find anything on google.

[Uncle_Meat]

I'm waiting for the bit where his Dad was minding it for a gangster who was hoping to sell it at the weekend to get the money to pay for a trip to Holland to buy some E's, therefore making him lose thousands in potential profit and he'll be wanting the money back at £50 a week out of Simons Giro leaving him just enough to buy a packet of Chewits to live on per week.

[Cath]

I cant even find anything on google.

 

Shit, you've killed Google?!

[Uncle_Meat]

I cant even find anything on google.

 

 

Shit. Did you spill water on that as well.

 

You've killed the internets!

 

 

*edit* Still working here in Wales. I've found a link that might help though, send these to your dad.

 

Time travel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

durex.com

[She Knows It]

How much water are we talking here Simon? Was it a mere splash, or was the TV completely immersed?

[Guest simon]

This is no fucking joking matter please help.

[AVEEZ]

Could I refer you back to Noos most logical comment regarding the accidental damage claim on the insurance??

 

Why make a crisis out of an accident?

[Guest simon]

How much water are we talking here Simon? Was it a mere splash, or was the TV completely immersed?

 

its not that much the bucket spilled about two Meters away from it i had the back of it on the floor.

[Stouffer]

Should be in the TNF.

 

Negged.

[Ian Sea]

Just tell him the truth if it's still not working when he gets back.

 

Simples.

[The Dude Abides]

Get it down the the dry cleaners. Ask them if they'd mind if you threw it into one of their big tumble dryers for a half hour.

 

Or get yourself a hairdryer. Whichever seems easiest to you.

[Jennings]

You are going to have to fix it yourself. I assume it is a Black & white CRT model.

 

Remove the back cover. Make sure that you discharge the CRT. Ok now, get your soldering iron out. we may remove a few components from the main circuit board.

 

Give me a shout when you have an array of electronic components scattered on the living room floor. The rest is easy.

[hamstrung]

Fake a burglary. That way, he'll get it all back on the insurance and you get to keep the rest of his gear.

 

Failing that, he'll be able to claim on the house insurance for accidental damage on the TV anyway, so don't panic.

 

You're making the (frankly mad) assumption that a relative of Simon's has insurance.

[Anny Road]

Take a few tiles off the roof and blame excessive precipitation.