Ever Been Told You Look Like Someone Famous ?

[Remmie]

I hear this bloke is unfunny as fuck (not heard any of his stuff myself) and he has an annoying face, so not best pleased:

 

*Shakes head*

 

Post-beard era I now get less lookalikes, though did get this one more recently. Quite please with this one:

Edited July 24, 2013 by Remmie

[lifetime fan]

Ian Bell

Ali Campbell

Dexter

Some tit out of Backstreet Boys

 

Although I did get sticky fingers on the stairs of a club as a result of the last one.

[Bjornebye]

Magic Sponge said that someone said I look like Gerard Butler. I've been told that quite a few times before as well. My ex-birds mum freaked out one night watching ps I love you and rang up shouting down the phone about it. Got me the longest blowie off my bird that night. It was that good i nearly slipped out with it next time i saw her mum.

 

James Mcavoy has also been a shout

 

Turdseye looks like

[Moctezuma]

People have compared me to Bradley Cooper on a number of occasions even though I have really short hair/bald and I pretty much look nothing like the boy.

[AJBlaikie]

I was in Magaluf in BCM sqaure. It was during the WC in 2006 and before a England game. The place is rammed and on the big screen during matches the bloke who is was operating the camera was doing a great job of close up of young ladies chests. He then breaks away from this to show a shot off me and shouts out "look its Harry Potter". Que a load of England fans singing to me "There only one Harry Potter".

 

Now I was a bit pissed off about this and got quite drunk as I don't like the reference but get it a lot for wearing glasses and having long hair. Later on in the night a young lady comes up to me and asks me if I am that Harry Potter. Now instead of saying yes and offering to buy the young lady a drink I asked he if she wanted to play with my magic wand. She called me crude and fucked off quick smart.

[Bjornebye]

I was in Magaluf in BCM sqaure. It was during the WC in 2006 and before a England game. The place is rammed and on the big screen during matches the bloke who is was operating the camera was doing a great job of close up of young ladies chests. He then breaks away from this to show a shot off me and shouts out "look its Harry Potter". Que a load of England fans singing to me "There only one Harry Potter".

 

Now I was a bit pissed off about this and got quite drunk as I don't like the reference but get it a lot for wearing glasses and having long hair. Later on in the night a young lady comes up to me and asks me if I am that Harry Potter. Now instead of saying yes and offering to buy the young lady a drink I asked he if she wanted to play with my magic wand. She called me crude and fucked off quick smart.

 

What does Emma Watson's quim smell like?

[Captain Turdseye]

Ian Bell

 

Good shout that, Col. I can definitely see that you'd resemble him if he let himself go a bit.

 

 

Turdseye looks like

 

 

I'm telling me nan what you're saying about me.

[Captain Turdseye]

I once got off with a bird on Slater Street because she said I sounded like I was in the Arctic Monkeys. Sometimes it pays to be a wool.

[mrw74]

Ever since I've gone quite grey and grown a goatee beard, I've been told I look like Paul Hollywood.

[AJBlaikie]

What does Emma Watson's quim smell like?

 

She fucked off when I asked her to play with my magic wand so never got to find out.

[Bjornebye]

She fucked off when I asked her to play with my magic wand so never got to find out.

 

Cock tease that one

 

anyway, Stringvest in 10 years

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Surely you mean Stringvest 10 years ago?

[Captain Turdseye]

Did I say ten? Sorry, I meant twenty, obviously.

[Bjornebye]

Surely you mean Stringvest 10 years ago?

 

haha kinell he doesn't look that bad yet. Mind you, I could see two of him after them black sambucas and they both looked worse than he did at 1 in the afternoon

[The Golden Eel]

The short one from Ant and Dec

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I hear this bloke is unfunny as fuck (not heard any of his stuff myself) and he has an annoying face, so not best pleased:

 

*Shakes head*

 

Post-beard era I now get less lookalikes, though did get this one more recently. Quite please with this one:

 

I watched a brutal Heavy Metal band from Norway called Blood Red Throne who had a guitarist that reminded me of you with long hair Rem. He was fucking awesome. I can't find any other pictures of him though than the one below.

 

 

The bassist looked like Owen Wilson with black hair too (even had the dodgy nose) and was the best basssist I have seen live in a long time.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

I was doing takeaway deliveries a couploe of years ago and I was doing a drop off on City Road off County Road by a sporting venue that shall not be named.

 

As I gets out the car I asked some little srcote who was about 11 if he was number 5 as he was waiting outside his front door. He said no, and pointed me in the direction of where I needed to knock. But he added this little comment.

 

"Fucking 'ell laaad. Thort you was that queg from from Hollyoaks, you know the Irish one in prison. You know the one who takes it up de aaaaarrrrrssseeeee"

 

Little cunt.

[Champ]

My neighbours' daughter looks like Samuel Eto'o. Maybe not quite so much now but most definitely 2-3 years ago. She is white and would have been about 12 at the time. The resemblance was uncanny. Strange but true

[zigackly]

People keep telling me I look like that scruffy cunt off "300". This is usually a cue for me to have a shave. After I have kicked them down a well.

[dennis tooth]

Got told I looked like John Lennon, its the most absurd likeness Ive ever had the misfortune to event.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cock tease that one

 

anyway, Stringvest in 10 years

 

 

Ha ha.

 

FWIW, I've got a shooting jacket exactly like that one. It has 83 pockets and it is fucking ace.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ever since I've gone quite grey and grown a goatee beard, I've been told I look like Paul Hollywood.

 

Bun in the oven ?

[General Dryness]

What does Emma Watson's quim smell like?

 

Roses and success. With a very slight gust of piss.

 

In my younger days I was compared to Andre Agassi. Probably just the fact that I had a skinhead and goatee beard. Otherwise I never really saw the resemblance.

[Jairzinho]

My neighbours' daughter looks like Samuel Eto'o. Maybe not quite so much now but most definitely 2-3 years ago. She is white and would have been about 12 at the time. The resemblance was uncanny. Strange but true

 

I went to college with a girl who looks identical to Lionel Messi.

[Bjornebye]

Roses and success. With a very slight gust of piss.

 

In my younger days I was compared to Andre Agassi. Probably just the fact that I had a skinhead and goatee beard. Otherwise I never really saw the resemblance.

 

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