Cat Pics

[General Dryness]

If you're looking for names, I suggest "tiddles", "cuddles" or "Lord of Death".

[Alan Sex]

Is Mastodon a girls name?

[General Dryness]

Is Mastodon a girls name?

 

Masturbatedon is.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That picture's boss.

 

Definitely reminding you who's in charge.

[tokyojoe]

That picture's boss.

 

Definitely reminding you who's in charge.

Yip. The're good at that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If you're looking for names, I suggest "tiddles", "cuddles" or "Lord of Death".

Fellatiella

Vulvina

Frigatrix

Cunt

[Alan Sex]

Looks like it's gonna be Rosie.

 

I was outvoted for "Devil's Death Whore".

 

Shame.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Looks like it's gonna be Rosie.

 

I was outvoted for "Devil's Death Whore".

 

Shame.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rosie%20Palm%20and%20her%20five%20sisters

[Alan Sex]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rosie%20Palm%20and%20her%20five%20sisters

Nice. Whole lotta Rosie.

 

Makes me happier about the decision.

[tokyojoe]

RIS's cat's name is boss: 'War Bastard'. Not appropriate for a girl but our one that disappeared was Mr Bollocks.

 

Miss Bollocks might not work.

[Mook]

I wanted to call out cat General Zod.

[Alan Sex]

Kids had a change of heart. Cat is now called Ghost.

 

I lost out with Cuntface Nutsmasher this time.

[neko]

pretty girl, senor sex.

 

Just got this as yet nameless little lady from the humane society. Kids will be happy!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Kids had a change of heart. Cat is now called Ghost.

 

I lost out with Cuntface Nutsmasher this time.

 

 

[tokyojoe]

 

 

Funny name for a cat, Ellen Page.

[Mook]

My cat has gone AWOL, I'm all over the shop tonight. I'm going out to look for him at half 8.

 

Last seen by the missus on a path loads of school kids were coming down at 2pm (doesn't seem that long for a cat but he's never out this long).

 

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

[Dougie Do'ins]

My cat has gone AWOL, I'm all over the shop tonight. I'm going out to look for him at half 8.

 

Last seen by the missus on a path loads of school kids were coming down at 2pm (doesn't seem that long for a cat but he's never out this long).

 

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

FFS mate. Hope it turns up. 

[scudger99]

 

 

 

Dunno about the cat, but the pooch is a dead ringer of my daughter's Boston Terrier.  The whole breed are fucking mental.

Hope your moggie turns up Mook.

[Rico1304]

I've kept judas out of our bedroom all day, left the door open for 2 mins and the cunt got in and left muddy paw prints and a lovely shit circle on the white bedding.

[Mook]

My cat has gone AWOL, I'm all over the shop tonight. I'm going out to look for him at half 8.

 

Last seen by the missus on a path loads of school kids were coming down at 2pm (doesn't seem that long for a cat but he's never out this long).

 

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

I found him in a building site at the shopping centre near ours, seemingly stuck, went mental when he saw me and I carried him home.

 

Got a few laughs on the way up the path, the daft cunt is about the same size as me. I'm very relieved.

[neko]

bueno.

[General Dryness]

Good news that, Mook.

 

They're such creatures of habit that when they're not where they usually are, when they usually are, it's a massive worry. Little fuckers. After four years of living where we are now, I know exactly where our Charlie goes. If he leaves the property it's to go no further than just the other side of the fence.

[tokyojoe]

I found him in a building site at the shopping centre near ours, seemingly stuck, went mental when he saw me and I carried him home.

 

Got a few laughs on the way up the path, the daft cunt is about the same size as me. I'm very relieved.

Pleased for you there mate. They do your head in. Little bastards aren't they?

[Mook]

Pleased for you there mate. They do your head in. Little bastards aren't they?

This is why I never wanted a pet, because I'm a big fucking Jessie.

 

I think he might be getting a bit older (we don't know his age) because he seemed to be a bit lost there, I've never heard him meaow like that before either when he clocked me.

 

Cheers for the kind words folks.

[Mendoza]

Ellen Page loves pussy.