I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[Remmie]

You know where Clark Griswold is furious when he gets a ' Jello of the Month' voucher instead of a bonus

& his cousin Eddie says ' It's the gift that keeps on givin' Clark'.

 

Well Simon is the gf's ' Jello of the Month' voucher.

 

p.s. I hope you get the dog back or one of the pups , Simon

I have absolutely no idea what the above means.

[sir roger]

I have absolutely no idea what the above means.

 

National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation , Remmie.

 

And Simon's posts are indeed the gift that keeps on givin'

 

Sorry , its getting late.

[Acid]

Oh man this thread is killing me. Sorry to hear it simon but this thread is hilarious.

[aladdinsane]

No it means that they get all the pups except 1.

 

Yeah, but forget the pups for a second. Who keeps the dog?

[Guest simon]

Yeah, but forget the pups for a second. Who keeps the dog?

 

Me.

[Fugitive]

I've had a few people looking into this and my sources have provided a name and photographic evidence of the culprit....

PARK JI-SUNG TOOK YOUR DOG.

 

[Carradona]

Dog eat world

[Charles Penrose]

Why is someone losing a pet funny? Just asking like because personally i find the upset of others less than hilarious.

 

Back on topic though, aren't American Pitbull illegal to breed?

[Carradona]

Why is someone losing a pet funny? Just asking like because personally i find the upset of others less than hilarious.

 

Back on topic though, aren't American Pitbull illegal to breed?

 

Says the guy who had a disabled girl as his avatar.

 

How apt.

[Fugitive]

Why is someone losing a pet funny? Just asking like because personally i find the upset of others less than hilarious.

 

Back on topic though, aren't American Pitbull illegal to breed?

 

It's an American Bulldog.

[Guest simon]

Its an American Pitt that is illegal Not American bull dog.

[The Special One]

Its an American Pitt that is illegal Not American bull dog.

 

I would say something about Brad at this point but I've been told girls aren't supposed to be funny so I'll just get back to that ironing.

 

Sorry to hear btw hope you get it back.

[Cath]

[Ian Sea]

Am I the only one who didn't know dogs had periods?

[Rex Banner]

Am I the only one who didn't know dogs had periods?

 

Thats why you get them fixed.

 

 

 

Why is it that when I read that the dog was an American Pitbull I immediately think the people involved are white trash, even before hearing the bizarre story which makes me think it even more.

I still don't get why people want ugly fighting dogs, I guess it's like middle aged men buying convertible sports cars and I know I'll hear blah blah I've got a pitbull and it's the nicest dog ever etc etc but the stats don't lie.

[Cath]

How on earth did they know the dog was on the blob this week? Didn't you notice them following you round when you took the dog out for a walk, holding a 'First Response Easy-Read One-Step Ovulation Predictor' stick underneath her for a mid-stream sample every time she squatted for a piss?

 

Maybe they noticed the dog's driving was bad and her gear changes were clumsy.

[melons]

Am I the only one who didn't know dogs had periods?

 

how about they go in to heat?

[Uncle_Meat]

how about they go in to heat?

 

The magazine? Yep, plenty of dogs in there.

[elvis]

Contaminate their Smash.

 

Ha , thats the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

[elvis]

Maybe they noticed the dog's driving was bad and her gear changes were clumsy.

 

Ha, good one repped!

[Guest simon]

Thats why you get them fixed.

 

 

 

Why is it that when I read that the dog was an American Pitbull I immediately think the people involved are white trash, even before hearing the bizarre story which makes me think it even more.

I still don't get why people want ugly fighting dogs, I guess it's like middle aged men buying convertible sports cars and I know I'll hear blah blah I've got a pitbull and it's the nicest dog ever etc etc but the stats don't lie.

 

American Pitt bull Terrior Illegal.

 

American Bulldog not illegal which i have.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

"Fuck did I do ?"

[Karl_b]

American Bulldog not illegal which i have.

 

No, you don't. That's the problem.

[Guest simon]

No, you don't. That's the problem.

 

Oh yeah sorry.

[Guest simon]

Just got this of a mate on face book looks good.

 

Josh

 

myt av sum info on ur dog m8

 

im sure its r hannahs m8s mum

1:54pmSimon

 

sweet cheers its going to a new owner i hear

1:55pmJosh

 

it wont get tht far m8 nt if its definatly her

 

she shit it if she knws i knw ya