I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

He's been taken hostage by crazy japanese activists, there Ransom note roughly translates as this:

 

 

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

BUY US A CARAVAN

OR YOUR DAG WILL BE TOO.

Edited February 25, 2009 by Ezekiel 25:17

[Red Phoenix]

Wow, that really sucks. Gonna get a new dog then if you can't get this one back? Might help you feel better anyway.

[grazywalker]

Right ,now the "my mate in Madrid" thread makes a bit of sense to me now.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Go see this guy Simon:

 

 

 

So they've taken your pooch huh, tell you what because I'm a nice guy, I'm gunna make them an offer they can't refuse, capiche ?

[Anubis]

Animal Search UK, Lost cats, missing cats, dogs, find my lost, missing pet

 

How to deal with kidnappers and other criminals - FMA Forum

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Simon's dogs father has just been broken the news and had this to say on the matter;

 

getdafuckouttahere.

[Liverpool lad]

Would you try and take them from behind? Maybe sneak up on them and beat them from behind?

 

If they jumped on me I would toss them off

[melons]

Simon your life is like a soap opera.

 

Anyone else feel their lives are just plain fucking dull when reading Simons posts?

 

nope, my life is dull as shit compared to Simon's, his threads always make me feel better, laughing at someone else's misfortune always helps.

 

sorry

[Fugitive]

I've heard that Korean Restaurant in Warrington pays big and the people who took your dog just wanted to get a better price than you paid.

[RedKnight]

It's dog eat dog out there. I'm sorry to hear this but there's more to come from this taail.

[Thants]

Ezekiel ruling this thread.

[Carradona]

Ezekiel ruling as always, with the exception of one post, obviously!

[RobbieOR]

He in Jail now though.

 

Fixed it for you.

[Guest simon]

i'm going to go out a limb here and ask whether you paid for the dog in the first place.

 

was it a repo man ?

 

Yep i paid everything i had too.

[Fugitive]

Simon has been having a real Woof time of late but hopefully the Police will get a lead and hopefully make a Collar soon.

 

Paw Simon.

[RedKnight]

I think Simon's omitting a key piece of information again.

[Fugitive]

If they jumped on me I would toss them off

 

Dirty bastard.

[Anubis]

I think Simon's omitting a key piece of information again.

 

Yes, but you love the suspense it creates as each layer of information is peeled back.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

And now, the end is near;

And so I face the final curtain.

My friend, Ill say it clear,

Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

 

Ive lived a life thats full.

Ive traveled each and evry highway;

And more, much more than this,

I did it my way.

 

Regrets, Ive had a few;

But then again, too few to mention.

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption.

 

I planned each charted course;

Each careful step along the byway,

But more, much more than this,

I did it my way.

 

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,

I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;

And did it my way.

 

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.

Ive had my fill; my share of losing.

And now, as tears subside,

I find it all so amusing.

 

To think I did all that;

And may I say - not in a shy way,

No, oh no not me,

I did it my way.

 

For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught.

To say the things he truly feels;

And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows -

And did it my way!

[paddyberger15]

Yes, but you love the suspense it creates as each layer of information is peeled back.

 

It wasn't actually a Dog. It was a Lion. And the Circus came and took it back.

[melons]

I think Simon's omitting a key piece of information again.

 

What like the dog has been brought in from Spain without being declared or quarantined?

[Total Longo]

Monty, give him his Dog back for fucks sake.

 

Ace.

[RedKnight]

What like the dog has been brought in from Spain without being declared or quarantined?

 

Hmmm I'm not sure. But like his other thread about baylifts, there's more to this tail than just a dog.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

They Police asked there best dog to follow the case but he hastily replied:

 

 

 

 

What am I a schmuck on wheels !??

[neko]