Animal Tournament IV: The Final. Pelochelys Cantorii Vs Coyote

[Herp McDerp]

 

 

 

Invincible? These things regularly die because get caught in fishnets and get stranded on beaches. They're useless little dog turds who would be ripped apart by a biologist.

 

 

Well, what do you know, I've got a link with a Cuntorii being torn apart by biologists...

 

NSFW I think. (just click view album, quite bloody)

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FUCK THE CUNTORII. Vote Coyote.

 

 

PS. I'm sure that bald fairy ezekiel and his little leprechauns are gonna start throwing hissy fits an negging the shit outta me like the last time I did this, but splat is a fuckin disgrace and needs to be taken down.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

 

 

Invincible? These things regularly die because get caught in fishnets and get stranded on beaches. They're useless little dog turds who would be ripped apart by a biologist.

 

 

Well, what do you know, I've got a link with a Cuntorii being torn apart by biologists...

 

NSFW I think. (just click view album, quite bloody)

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FUCK THE CUNTORII. Vote Coyote.

 

 

PS. I'm sure that bald fairy ezekiel and his little leprechauns are gonna start throwing hissy fits an negging the shit outta me like the last time I did this, but splat is a fuckin disgrace and needs to be taken down.

 

Get a grip man, its xmas.

[Fugitive]

 

 

 

Invincible? These things regularly die because get caught in fishnets and get stranded on beaches. They're useless little dog turds who would be ripped apart by a biologist.

 

 

Well, what do you know, I've got a link with a Cuntorii being torn apart by biologists...

 

NSFW I think. (just click view album, quite bloody)

Shutterfly | View share

 

 

FUCK THE CUNTORII. Vote Coyote.

 

 

PS. I'm sure that bald fairy ezekiel and his little leprechauns are gonna start throwing hissy fits an negging the shit outta me like the last time I did this, but splat is a fuckin disgrace and needs to be taken down.

 

Those are Babies.

 

I hope you choke on your Turkey and get bummed by a dirty uncle.

[Strontium]

Ive manged to get hold of a first draft track listing for my boy's latest Album:

 

 

1-Chainy, Chainy, Chainy, Chainy's a fool

2-Two all the Animals Ive killed before

3-Let it be, Cantorii

4-Smells like teen Squid

5-Simply having a wonderful Cantorii time

6-Sittin' on the dock of the bay

7-you gotta fight, for your right, to do fuck all.

8-Splat - a-ah - saviour of the universe

 

 

Bit disappointed not to see his moving cover version of Blur's Cantorii House on there.

 

 

He lives in the sea, a very big sea, the Cantorii

Coyote meat is the food he eats, the Cantorii

He's made a million kills, coyote's makin' a will, the Cantorii

Even though he's unarmed, coyote's gonna be harmed, the Cantorii

 

 

Maybe stick it on the special edition, yeah?

[Guest simon]

Bit disappointed not to see his moving cover version of Blur's Cantorii House on there.

 

 

He lives in the sea, a very big sea, the Cantorii

Coyote meat is the food he eats, the Cantorii

He's made a million kills, coyote's makin' a will, the Cantorii

Even though he's unarmed, coyote's gonna be harmed, the Cantorii

 

 

Maybe stick it on the special edition, yeah?

 

I will randomly come out sing that sometime i know i will ha ha.

[Woo]

Bit disappointed not to see his moving cover version of Blur's Cantorii House on there.

 

 

He lives in the sea, a very big sea, the Cantorii

Coyote meat is the food he eats, the Cantorii

He's made a million kills, coyote's makin' a will, the Cantorii

Even though he's unarmed, coyote's gonna be harmed, the Cantorii

 

 

Maybe stick it on the special edition, yeah?

 

Just brilliant.

[Strontium]

Festive bump. 18 votes a piece, turtle power needs to get its groove on.

[Fugitive]

Who the fuck are these reprobates voting for the the shit Coyote?

 

Fuck off you twats and die.

[King Emlyn]

Festive bump. 18 votes a piece, turtle power needs to get its groove on.

Done

[Fugitive]

Done

 

Good man.

 

The baby Jesus would be proud.

 

Repped.

[RoboRiise]

Duplicate post with yesterdays post that my PC suggested had never been posted, by virtue of crashing mid-post. The twat.

[Salou]

Yes Zeke I did find solace in that neg, it shows im on the rigteous path when acts like that occur, Viva La Chainy.

[sir roger]

Bit disappointed not to see his moving cover version of Blur's Cantorii House on there.

 

 

He lives in the sea, a very big sea, the Cantorii

Coyote meat is the food he eats, the Cantorii

He's made a million kills, coyote's makin' a will, the Cantorii

Even though he's unarmed, coyote's gonna be harmed, the Cantorii

 

 

Maybe stick it on the special edition, yeah?

 

Was undecided on this subject but this has made me laugh & I have therefore thrown my weight behind the dollop.

[RedKnight]

No tricks, chants, PMs or bribes from me. If the Ca-yo-tay wins, then he wins. It's what I call the Reverse Drago theory.

 

Best of luck to my little battler, best of luck to Al's boy too. It's like Rocky and Apollo sparring at the end of Rocky III.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I wonder how close this is going to finish.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I wonder how close this is going to finish.

 

What a waste of my 4000th post.

[The Dude Abides]

Without knowing the history of both competitors i went for Cantorii. What can i say, the kid has charisma.

[Malarkey]

What a noble, noble animal.

 

God's speed.

[aikido]

Went with the Coyote. No explanation needed.

[Fugitive]

Went with the Coyote. No explanation needed.

 

You are a fucking idiot.

 

You have just voted in favour of Racism, Homophobia and The French.

 

Baby Killer.

[aikido]

You are a fucking idiot.

 

You have just voted in favour of Racism, Homophobia and The French.

 

Baby Killer.

 

Fuck you sir! don't ever associate me with The French!

[Wig]

Ive manged to get hold of a first draft track listing for my boy's latest Album:

 

 

1-Chainy, Chainy, Chainy, Chainy's a fool

2-Two all the Animals Ive killed before

3-Let it be, Cantorii

4-Smells like teen Squid

5-Simply having a wonderful Cantorii time

6-Sittin' on the dock of the bay

7-you gotta fight, for your right, to do fuck all.

8-Splat - a-ah - saviour of the universe

 

I can't rep you Al. But If I could I would. Hilarious.

[Carradona]

Coyote, obviously.

[MAGICRJF]

I received visits was sent text messages and was phoned with the order vote coyote so i have! May the best animal or whatever the other thing is win

[kop]

I had to do some research before I voted, but after reading up on it I found that coyotes are having cantoriis for breakfast.

 

Pelochelys cantorii - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

"Distribution

The turtle is found primarily in inland, slow-moving fresh water rivers and streams. There is some evidence that its range extends to coastal areas as well.[1]

 

The turtle was once distributed across India, Bangladesh, Burma, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Vietnam, China, the Philippines, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Sumatra, Borneo, and western Java.[4]

 

The turtle is regarded as endangered, mostly because of coyotes having them for breakfast, and has disappeared from much of its range. Until recently, it was last seen in Cambodia in 2003. A 2007 survey of one area of the Mekong River in Cambodia found the turtle in abundance along a short 30-mile (48 kilometer) stretch of the river.[2][5]"