Andrew Cole Retires

[Xherdan]

Good riddance to the cunt I say.

[hamstrung]

Just like when he "retired" from international football, will anyone actually notice?

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Will give him time to eat his way through those massive chips on his shoulders, the horrible little cunt.

[drewy]

Oh Andy Cole is a fuckin' arsehole.

 

Class tunage for aways that used to be.

[dirty_sanchez]

Shit rapper as well.

[Xherdan]

Sky Sports | Football | News | Cole calls time on career

[dandyman]

Sky Sports | Football | News | Cole calls time on career

 

"I felt like the manager wouldn't have a conversation with me. I don't know if it's the right word, but he seemed kind of intimidated by me."

 

Take your head right from up your own arse Andy Cole (or is it Andrew again!!) Basically your old, shit and arrogant, that's why he didn't talk to you, cos you couldn't cut it in league 1.

 

Go back to driving your blacked out cars selling sherbet dib-dabs to two bit hookers - you arse.

[Section_31]

Less of all this 'Andrew' bollocks. Just because that's the name he wants to be known by it's no excuse to fuck with the programme.

 

His head looks like a baked spud.

[Ted]

RIP

 

YNWA.

[JER]

Never looked the same player after he signed for the dark side. The only decent thing Neil "Pound Coin" Ruddock ever did was to break his leg.

[Xherdan]

Never looked the same player after he signed for the dark side. The only decent thing Neil "Pound Coin" Ruddock ever did was to break his leg.

 

Didnt he break both his legs or was that a myth?

[Unrighteous]

His head looks like baked stupid.

 

That's how I read it, and I laughed... then re-read it, and agreed.

[WaltonRed]

That season at Newcastle, I could of scored 40 goals with Beardo laying them on a plate for me.

[silverlining]

Interview in The Times today where he claims Calderwood was probably intimidated by him, and that he couldn't help his surly, stand-offish reputation, because he was just "too honest".

 

Andy, me old son, nobody thinks you're mean, moody and magnificent.

 

Nobody is intimidated.

 

The entire football world, and associated media, know full well that your intransigence is actually more closely linked to the fact that you are a well-renowned thick cunt, even by "stupid footballer" standards.

 

And calling yourself "Andrew" isn't going to add 20 extra points to your borderline idiot IQ.

[aws]

never rated him

[05 Milan]

I walked behind him in Manchester Airport once. Never realized he was such a short-arse.

[philyhamann]

He is still playing? The fuck?

[kopitegaz]

Didnt he break both his legs or was that a myth?

 

I was at that Ressies game. He supposedly broke both his legs with the one challenge, and yet I think he was playing a week or so later.

[kopitegaz]

never rated him

 

"Andrew Cole is disappointed"

[bigredruss]

Just like when he "retired" from international football, will anyone actually notice?

 

 

:lol:that's what i thought when i heard it on the radio

[Thants]

There are players I dislike but score great goals. I can't remember one from Andreas Cole. He was just a goal hanger.

[Manny]

Andy Cole retires. Up and down the country, in bars, workplaces and homes, the topic of conversation will be something else. I don't think anyone gives a flying fuck: even my geordie mates have looked nonplussed, before talking about Joe Kinnear. A fitting tribute.

[Newport]

My Man Ure fan mate always hated when he was playing for them, so I actually started liking the fella. I even started my own Andy Cole fan club just to piss my mate off.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I thought he'd retired about 3 years ago

[Guest Dog Chaser]

I can't believe it made the sly sports news yellow ticker bar.