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Uncle Meat knows.

Only Southerners, queers and lasses call the evening meal, Dinner.

There is no such meal as lunch, unless you are a pretentious fuckstain who pays 180 quid for 2 pieces of lettuce at some 'exclusive' restaurant because some other pretentious cunt wrote that it was excellent in some cunt of a magazine.

I think that should clear up any doubt or confusion.

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Tea - David Cameron calls it dinner.

 

Uncle Meat knows.

Only Southerners, queers and lasses call the evening meal, Dinner.

There is no such meal as lunch, unless you are a pretentious fuckstain who pays 180 quid for 2 pieces of lettuce at some 'exclusive' restaurant because some other pretentious cunt wrote that it was excellent in some cunt of a magazine.

I think that should clear up any doubt.

 

I was looking for a way to express my opinion, but it seems that S31 and Paddy have covered all the points I wanted to touch on.

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I never use the term 'dinner'.

 

Breakie.

 

Lunch.

 

Tea.

 

See now, you've still got the most namby-pamby term in the English language showing there, the beauty of having Tea at 5pm or later is that you get to call your early-afternoon meal 'dinner'.

 

Won't you join me for a 'spot' of lunch? * giggles then snorts * spiffing!

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See now, you've still got the most namby-pamby term in the English language showing there, the beauty of having Tea at 5pm or later is that you get to call your early-afternoon meal 'dinner'.

 

Won't you join me for some lunch? * giggles then snorts * spiffing!

 

That shit is just one short step away from drinking Pimms and then you turn into Leeson the gobbling Goblin.

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At school, did you have dinner ladies or lunch ladies?

 

Did you queue up with a dinner ticket or a lunch ticket?

 

Did you envy your mates who went home at dinner hour because it meant they could watch Pipkins, Rainbow and the first 5 minutes of The Sullivans?

 

If the answer to those 3 questions is "Lunch lady", "Lunch ticket" and "I envied them going home at Lunch Hour", you probably went to the kind of school where you would get bummed senseless by the Head Boy in the showers after playing "Rugger" before going home to your detached mansion somewhere in Surrey and therefore your opinion does not count.

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At school, did you have dinner ladies or lunch ladies?

 

Did you queue up with a dinner ticket or a lunch ticket?

 

Did you envy your mates who went home at dinner hour because it meant they could watch Pipkins, Rainbow and the first 5 minutes of The Sullivans?

 

If the answer to those 3 questions is "Lunch lady", "Lunch ticket" and "I envied them going home at Lunch Hour", you probably went to the kind of school where you would get bummed senseless by the Head Boy in the showers after playing "Rugger" before going home to your detached mansion somewhere in Surrey and therefore your opinion does not count.

 

What am i if i bummed the dinner lady with my lunch ticket?

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