My son is such a twat

[lifetime fan]

The planetarium is pretty fucking ace in there. You should tell him that, I'm sure it'll be a deal breaker.

 

Negged.

[Stu Monty]

Negged.

 

I am not sure why I have been negged. I have that feeling when a wasp stings, you can't help but wonder why, just why?

[Unrighteous]

I think we need to see photos of the boy in the banana suit.

[lifetime fan]

The planetarium is pretty fucking ace in there. You should tell him that, I'm sure it'll be a deal breaker.

 

Yes teach.

[Stu Monty]

Yes teach.

 

Well you may mock me now but if we're both stranded in the desert I'll be the one knowing where the North star is and you'll be the one getting lost and bummed by camels.

 

And then I'll laugh the laugh of a planetarium lover.

[lifetime fan]

Well you may mock me now but if we're both stranded in the desert I'll be the one knowing where the North star is and you'll be the one getting lost and bummed by camels.

 

And then I'll laugh the laugh of a planetarium lover.

 

I could mock you as much as I wanted, I still wouldn't be s funny as Ski's lad.

[Indian Red]

Ski you have a merc. Can I marry you?

[She Knows It]

 

For the benefit of those not on faecesbook, he is now on aforementioned trip in normal clothes. He has just text me to say it's the most boring trip he's ever been on. I'm glad.

[lifetime fan]

 

For the benefit of those not on faecesbook, he is now on aforementioned trip in normal clothes. He has just text me to say it's the most boring trip he's ever been on. I'm glad.

 

Leg. End.

[Furmedge]

He is fucking brilliant. Did he turn up at the school dressed up like that before changing or did you make him change before you left the house?

[She Knows It]

He asked me for a lift to school this morning. He said "Well I can hardly ride my bike in dressed like this". I wish I'd made him now. He's still bleating about the injustice of it. He said 'The letter says own clothes and sensible shoes. It doesn't say "sensible clothes"!'

 

I'm betting that the next trip they go on has a stipulation for sensible clothes.

[She Knows It]

He is fucking brilliant. Did he turn up at the school dressed up like that before changing or did you make him change before you left the house?

 

He left dressed like that. When I dropped him off at the school gates, there was a crowd waiting for him. I felt a right dick.

[Trumo]

I imagine the school teachers did a head count. In which case, I hope your son said, "Come Mr Tally Man, tally me banana."

[melons]

I'm with Cal on this one, ha had an opportunity to have legend status in the school and get one over on the teachers in one go. Harsh missus.

 

(did you even drop the clothes off or was he prepared to be stuffed over?)

[RedinSweden]

That is ace.

[Indian Red]

What a boss kid

[Kevin D]

I'm with Cal on this one, ha had an opportunity to have legend status in the school and get one over on the teachers in one go. Harsh missus.

 

(did you even drop the clothes off or was he prepared to be stuffed over?)

 

Living with someone who undermines his creativity must be a nightmare for him.

[lifetime fan]

I'm with Cal on this one, he had an opportunity to have legend status in the school and get one over on the teachers in one go. Harsh missus.

 

(did you even drop the clothes off or was he prepared to be stuffed over?)

 

He had the opportunity to lose his virginity before his 11th birthday.

 

Harsh doesn't even come close.

[TheBitch]

The lad's a born winner.

[Unrighteous]

Did he wear the banana suit on the whole trip? or did he have to change?

[RedinSweden]

I showed my kids the photo. He is now their hero.

[Anubis]

It's awful to see a parent holding a child back and projecting her own fears onto him. Release his mad genius from the shackles.

[setreal]

[Hand Shandy]

It's awful to see a parent holding a child back and projecting her own fears onto him. Release his mad genius from the shackles.

 

[She Knows It]

Did he wear the banana suit on the whole trip? or did he have to change?

 

No, they made him take it off before they left. Though the Deputy Head said he thought it was really funny and would have let him keep it on if he'd had his way.

 

My Mum made me laugh though; she said she was really relieved that he'd been made to change because she was "worried sick" about him going to Manchester dressed as a banana in case he was mistaken for a City fan and had his head kicked in by a load of dirty Mancs.