Which Forumite...

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...is the best at conkers?

 

I reckon Captain, closely followed by Karl...

[philyhamann]

Me.

[Captain]

I'm sorry to sound ignorant, but wtf is conkers?

[Carradona]

Remmie. His conkers are untouchable. That is if you believe some of the people on the forum.

[She Knows It]

Remmie. His conkers are untouchable. That is if you believe some of the people on the forum.

 

I've seen them on facebook. Ain't no amount of vinegar or oven baking could beat those buggers. I couldn't eat for a week afterwards, but felt strangely compulsed to view all the pictures.

[Guest TK-421]

I'm sorry to sound ignorant, but wtf is conkers?

 

Nice try, moose hunter.

 

He's bluffing people. Do not accept the challenge.

[Karl_b]

I was ace at conkers as a kid, I wonder if I still have the magic.

 

My bet would be on Paul, he'd steal some moves off the kids at school.

[She Knows It]

I was ace at conkers as a kid, I wonder if I still have the magic.

 

My bet would be on Paul, he'd steal some moves off the kids at school.

 

Doubt the kids play conkers round these parts. Too busy sniffing glue and daisy chaining.

[Brownie]

Ahhh conkers! The days of throwing sticks up at trees in Whiston woods, trying to get a corker for the next day at school.

 

I miss those days me. No worries about paying the rent or the bills, just about how good your conker was gonna be in shool the next day.

[Captain]

I fucking hate it when neither Google nor a dictionary give a proper answer.

 

Betre bør du ber'kje i bakken enn mannavit mykje.

Med lækjare niste du legg'kje i veg enn ovdrykkje med øl.

 

Never had a truer word been spoken. And yes, I am pissed ...

[DT]

Remmie. His conkers are untouchable. That is if you believe some of the people on the forum.

 

I wouldn't exactly call them untouchable.

 

Come to Liverpool this weekend and simply turn left. You're bound to see them then.

[Carradona]

What place do you Speke of?

[DT]

Yeah I'm sure they can be seen from that far away.

 

Look towards the two cathedrals and you'll see Remmie's conkers right between them.

[Hermes]

Rashid, everything with him comes with strings attached.

[Stu Monty]

I reckon Rog would have a hard, brown, leather-like veneer on his. He'd be dangerous.

[Thants]

I had a massive conker tree at the end of my garden. Practice made me fuckin perfect.

[Guest TK-421]

It would make a great computer game.

 

Command and conker!

[RJ Fan club]

I'm fucking great, I'd take you all on.