My dishwasher smells of spunk

[RedinSweden]

What the hell is going on?

[madstock]

Sorry about that.

 

I am just a loved-up loose cannon at the moment, and any hole's a goal and all that....

[RJ Fan club]

Whats your dishwashers name?

[RedinSweden]

whats your dishwashers name?

 

heh! Hermestastic.

 

I wish I could say Smeg, but its Whirlpool

[RJ Fan club]

heh! Hermestastic.

 

Its what he would have wanted.

[madstock]

its Whirlpool

 

I misread it as Pattknull.

 

I never was any good at those lettery things.

[RedinSweden]

I misread it as Pattknull.

 

I never was any good at those lettery things.

 

i am always impressed with your grasp of scandinavian languages

[Plewggs]

My spunk smells of dishwashers.

I’m on a low protein diet.

[Spy Bee]

Stop putting jism encrusted crockery into it then.

[RJ Fan club]

Are you using a washable sheath?

[Spy Bee]

Your wife does know the johnnies aren't reusable right?

[Newport]

Too much whirlpooling maybe?

[mattyq]

You should probably stop wanking into it

[madstock]

i am always impressed with your grasp of scandinavian languages

 

With a dishwasher (or indeed any plumbing), the potential for Swedish double-entendres makes it well worthwhile learning a few words - for example:

 

rörmuff - pipe coupling/sleeve/muff

blåsrör - blowpipe

sugledning - suction pipe.

 

None of which are useful in day-to-day usage (unless you are Wig), but are fantastic words nonetheless. Especially rörmuff.

 

Anyway, stop wanking on your plates and you should be fine.

[stringvest]

What the hell is going on?

 

change those ridiculously baggy tartan flannelette 'joggers' you've had on for weeks. When you crouch down to empty the dishwasher you get a waft of stale spunk. It's because it's only then your nose is anywhere near your knacker region.

[RedinSweden]

change those ridiculously baggy tartan flannelette 'joggers' you've had on for weeks. When you crouch down to empty the dishwasher you get a waft of stale spunk. It's because it's only then your nose is anywhere near your knacker region.

 

by christ you are right.

[Spy Bee]

Have you tried retubing?

[Victor Ganges]

Doesn't she shower after sex?

[Spy Bee]

She showers shometimes and shmells like the shea shore!

[Stouffer]

Maybe your jism smells like washed dishes?

 

Deviant.

[stringvest]

perhaps it's because the dish ran away with the spoon, then with it's mate saucer gave the spoon a good roasting, culminating (or should that be climaxing) in a spume shower of biblical proportions.

[Spy Bee]

Cocks that do dishes smell the same as your hands, with mild green fairy liquid!

[Victor Ganges]

Doesn't he shower after sex?

[Dr.Filth]

My missus is my dishwasher. So will she tonight.:laugh:

[Alan Sex]

My missus is my dishwasher. So will she tonight.:laugh:

 

Don't you get pissed off when your missus comes in smelling like RiS's spunk?