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This might work or it might be shite

 

You've got one of each of the following - what would you choose?

 

Mine as follows;

 

One gig from history - Woodstock

One bird/bloke you could nail - Marylin Monroe

One bullet to shoot someone - Hitler (Barrymore run him close)

One last meal - A big bowl of Me ma's Scouse

One Personal Fear you could conquer - heights

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Ali

One thing you could invent - a cure for baldness

One Film you could have been in - Goodfellas

One city to see that you haven't - New York

One last drink before you pop your clogs - A pint of Guinness

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This might work or it might be shite

 

You've got one of each of the following - what would you choose?

 

 

Mine as follows;

 

One gig from history - Live Aid

One bird/bloke you could nail - Britney, before she got corrupted by Timberlake

One bullet to shoot someone - Alex Ferguson or Thatcher

One last meal - a huge bowl of lobby

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Failure

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Ali

One thing you could invent - a cure for cancer/gingers

One Film you could have been in - Star Wars

One city to see that you haven't - New York historically, Montreal at the mo

One last drink before you pop your clogs - The antidote? If not a nice cold Magners.

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One gig from history - Daft Punk at Oxegen (My mates said it was class)

One bird you could nail - Angelina Jolie

One bullet to shoot someone - I don't have enemies.

One last meal - Subway Melt with lettuce, onion and mayo.

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Not sure.

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Shanks (Sounded great)

One thing you could invent - a couple of kidneys maybe.

One Film you could have been in - Godfather/Godfather 2

One city to see that you haven't - New York

One last drink before you pop your clogs - can of coke or a pint of guinness.

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One gig from history - The Cure @ Wertcher (sp) Fest '81 "fuck robert palmer" show

One bird/bloke you could nail - Adriana Lima

One bullet to shoot someone - Osama Bin Laden

One last meal - Bangers and Mash

One Personal Fear you could conquer - uncertainty

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Ian Rush

One thing you could invent - Particle transmitter

One Film you could have been in - Point Break

One city to see that you haven't - Rome

One last drink before you pop your clogs - ice water

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One gig from history - One big weekend

One bird/bloke you could nail - Jessica Alba

One bullet to shoot someone - Ferguson

One last meal - Fillet steak, champ, pepper sauce and veggies

One Personal Fear you could conquer - learn to swim

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Bob Paisley

One thing you could invent - a cure for baldness

One Film you could have been in - Shawshank redemption

One city to see that you haven't - New York

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Morgan's spiced and white

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One gig from history - Isle of Wight, 1970

One bird/bloke you could nail - Vida Guerra

One bullet to shoot someone - Kelvin MacKenzie

One last meal - Curry

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Failure

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Billy Liddell

One thing you could invent - Teleportation device

One Film you could have been in - Withnail and I

One city to see that you haven't - New Orleans before the flood

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Pint of Guinness

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One gig from history - 21st July 1979, Camden Electric Ballroom, Madness, The Specials & Selector.

One bird/bloke you could nail - Linda Papadopoulos

One bullet to shoot someone - I am a lover, not a fighter. Barry fucking Scott.

One last meal - Lamb Shaslik, keema naan, lots of raita, saag aloo.

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Drowning in a tsunami of ladyjuice.

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Jesse Owens.

One thing you could invent - Teleportation/Cloning Jobby (Would be convenient).

One Film you could have been in - Se7en

One city to see that you haven't - Havana

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Coffee

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One gig from history - Status Quo - Sands Centre circa 1994

One bird/bloke you could nail - Jet from Gladiators

One bullet to shoot someone - .

One last meal - Mince & Tatties

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Being totally honest with myself

One icon you could have seen in the flesh - Neil YoungOne thing you could invent - true love

One Film you could have been in - Robocop

One city to see that you haven't - Saigon

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Remy on ice

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One gig from history - any Joy Division gig

One bird/bloke you could nail - Liv Tyler

One bullet to shoot someone - Red Nick

One last meal - Anything with spuds

One Personal Fear you could conquer - needles

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Harry Greb or Jack Dempsey

One thing you could invent - Time machine

One Film you could have been in - Teenage lesbian nuns on the cucumber farm

One city to see that you haven't - Leningrad

One last drink before you pop your clogs - A pint of Snake bite and black

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One gig from history - live aid 86.

One bird/bloke you could nail - paul merton

One bullet to shoot someone - kelly brook

One last meal - spiders

One Personal Fear you could conquer - indian curry.

One icon you could have seen in the flesh - time machine

One thing you could invent - Jimmi Hendrix

One Film you could have been in - Kingston

One city to see that you haven't been - Kingpin

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Mountain dew.

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One gig from history - live aid 86.

One bird/bloke you could nail - paul merton

One bullet to shoot someone - kelly brook

One last meal - spiders

One Personal Fear you could conquer - indian curry.

One icon you could have seen in the flesh - time machine

One thing you could invent - Jimmi Hendrix

One Film you could have been in - Kingston

One city to see that you haven't been - Kingpin

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Mountain dew.

 

That's ace.

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One gig from history - Stone Roses 28th February 89 Escape Club, Brighton

One bird/bloke you could nail - Anna Friel

One bullet to shoot someone - My surgeon

One last meal - Nishat Curry

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Confidence

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Kenny

One thing you could invent - A silence for sleep

One Film you could have been in - A Life Aquatic

One city to see that you haven't - Tokyo

One last drink before you pop your clogs - The local bitter

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One gig from history - Roger Waters at the Berlin Wall

One bird/bloke you could nail - Rachel Stevens

One bullet to shoot someone - Gary Neville

One last meal - Rack of lamb (or maybe scallops, cant decide)

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Spiders

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Shanks

One thing you could invent - Time machine

One Film you could have been in - Aliens (with one of those bad ass guns that Drake and Vasquaz have got)

One city to see that you haven't been - Vegas

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Don Perignon Rose (go out in style)

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One gig from history - Elvis' comeback gig - or one of his final Fat Elvis performances

One bird/bloke you could nail - a young Diana Rigg

One bullet to shoot someone - Rashid

One last meal - Lamb chops, mint sauce, roasties, mashed, and gravy.

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Landing. (Heights and falling are ok, landing sucks.)

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - John Barnes

One thing you could invent - Virtual Reality Sexanator.

One Film you could have been in - I would be Ron Jeremy in all his films

One city to see that you haven't been - Rome

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Kilkenny

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Great thread.

 

One gig from history -Prince at the Cafe de Paris in London about ten years ago. It was on telly and he got people up out of the crowd to sing and had Chaka Khan in his band. Ace.

One bird/bloke you could nail -Her off the Talent Fest thread - Vida thingio. Unbelieveably hot and unknown to me without the benefits of that fine thread.

One bullet to shoot someone -It's got to be Hitler. Stalin would run him a pretty close second, though.

One last meal -This is impossible.

One personal fear you could conquer -Change/risk/the unknown.

One sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh -Shankly.

One thing you could invent -Free, clean, limitless and universally applicable energy.

One film you could have been in -Also impossible.

One place to visit that you've never been to before (I've changed this one - sorry) - The moon.

One last drink before you pop your clogs -Either a glass of coke or a ice cold Miller Genuine Draft. I'll go for the Miller (but it's a close run thing).

One record you could have performed on - Wu-tang (Enter the 36 Chambers). I'd limit my involvment to pressing buttons on the mixing desk for RZA, but it'd be worth it just to see them all in action in the studio.

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One gig from history - Queen Wembley '86

One bird/bloke you could nail - impossible to answer - reckon..... Emmanuelle Beart

One bullet to shoot someone - Got to agree with Mongstock, I'm still seething, the so called Barry Scott

One last meal - Fish, perhaps a battered cod

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Snakes

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Shankly

One thing you could invent - A cure for cancer

One Film you could have been in - Goodfellas

One city to see that you haven't been - Tokyo

One last drink before you pop your clogs - A brew or a pint of Guinness

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One gig from history - The Who, at Leeds Uni (Live at Leeds album)

One bird you could nail - Kate Bush all dressed up in that gear from the Babooshka song

One bullet to shoot someone - Mark Chapman, before he got to Lennon

One last meal - Pan of Scouse

Personal fear to conquer - Doors with oval windows in them.

Sporting icon to see in the flesh - Shankly

One thing to invent - Infinite Improbability Drive

One film I could have been in - Wizard of Oz

One last drink before I croak - Good quality bitter, in a 12,000 pint glass

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  • 2 years later...

One gig from history - live aid

One bird/bloke you could nail - Ralph Finnes

One bullet to shoot someone - Hitler

One last meal - Gammon egg and chips.

One Personal Fear you could conquer - confined spaces used to love caving as a kid.

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Ali

One thing you could invent - a cure for cancer

One Film you could have been in - GI Jane.

One city to see that you haven't - Hanoi

One last drink before you pop your clogs - champagne

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One gig from history - Tina Turner @ a small club just before her comeback*

One bird/bloke you could nail - melons (failing that my wife's hot Filipina friend)

One bullet to shoot someone - King Leopold II

One last meal - pepperoni, green olives, bacon pizza

One Personal Fear you could conquer - clowns

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Edwin Congo

One thing you could invent - a cure for diabetes

One Film you could have been in - Cool Runnings

One city to see that you haven't - Cowdenbeath

One last drink before you pop your clogs - 5L Heineken keg

 

 

* it was in the mid-80s a small club called Barrymores in Ottawa. About six months later she hit the big time again. U2 also played thier just before thier first succes as well.

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One gig from history - Metallicas first gig in Radio City in Anaheim, CA early 1982.

One bird/bloke you could nail - Sandra Bullock

One bullet to shoot someone - Rommel

One last meal - Steak and kidney pie, sprouts, cabbage, mashed spuds and banoffee pie for afters.

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Sudden stops

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Ayrton Senna

One thing you could invent - warping the space time continuum

One Film you could have been in - Full metal jacket as Private Piles

One city to see that you haven't - Istanbul ( I was ill and couldn't go)

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Turkish coffee.

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One gig from history - The Beatles Rooftop Gig

One bird/bloke you could nail - Zooey Deschanel

One bullet to shoot someone - Baby Hitler

One last meal - Pizza

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Death

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Pele

One thing you could invent - Silent hoover

One Film you could have been in - Goodfellas

One city to see that you haven't - Manhattan

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Pure Orange

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One gig from history - Any Black Sabbath gig in the 70s

One bird/bloke you could nail - Christina Hendricks

One bullet to shoot someone - Alex Ferguson

One last meal - Christmas dinner

One Personal Fear you could conquer - Spiders

One Sporting icon you could have seen in the flesh - Kenny Dalglish

One thing you could invent - Time machine

One Film you could have been in - Shawshank Redemption

One city to see that you haven't - Rome

One last drink before you pop your clogs - Diet Coke (fuck alcohol, it tastes like poison)

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