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films i should of seen


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The Orphanage

Coogan's Bluff

Man on Wire

Shock Corridor

The Haunting

The Culpepper Cattle Company

Harold and Maude

The Last Detail

McCabe and Mrs Miller

Slap Shot

Reds

Belleville Rendez-vous

El Mariachi

Brazil

Beetlejuice

Foxy Brown

The Big Sleep

White Heat

 

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Forget films I should have seen, here's one I fackin wish to high heaven I hadn't. One evening in the 70's, Terry Tibbs managed to get one of the first VCR's. Good times. So after a few in the dog and duck, me, Tommy Dickfingers and Banana Joe decided to go back to chateau Tibbs; a mock tudor mansion in Bethnal Green. Anywy, we sits down and Banana Joe suggests we watch a bluey. Why not I say. So he whips out this video, I'll never forget what it was called; "Assmaster 4, Widening of the sphincter." Anyway, I pour us a couple of brandies, pass around the cubans, because thats what Terry Tibbs does. Anyway, cut to the chase, what do I see? Only my fackin sister Tina getting spit roasted by two enourmous black men who look like Kris Akabusi and Cyril Regis on steroids. Furthermore, a third pasty looking cunt is jizzing on her fackin back. Whats worse, Dickfingers and Banana Joe are themselves enjoying a handshae with the minister of love C/O Terry Tibbs' Sister, in Terry Tibbs' fackin front room! Now nobody wants to see that do they?

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A few recent ones which I've seen which I would highly recommend:

 

The Royal Tenenbaums - dark comedy which is more drama if I'm being honest. Great cast and a film which I think everyone can relate to in some way.

 

Donnie Darko - One of those films that its 'cool' to like but still awesome anyway.

 

Princess Mononoke - Subtitled anime film, after a while of watching it you stop thinking you're watching a cartoon and just get entralled in the story.

 

Bridge to Terabithia - childrens fairytale film, which seems silly for me posting it on this thread, but an enjoyable watch all the same.

 

Big Lebowski - I remember liking it but that's all I rememberto be honest. I was baked at the time.

 

Into the Wild - Really makes you think, definately one of the best recent films to have come out.

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