The Twat List

[Kopite]

A given I know.

 

[Anubis]

His jaw doesn't match up with the rest of his face.

[grazywalker]

Really annoying

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sir Digby Jones

Former director of the CBI. Despises everyone who has ever wanted to do an honest day's work for honest pay.

[Melchett]

 

[Harry Squatter]

Really annoying

 

"Loans, I know fuck all about Loans but because i got paid a shitload of cash by some twattish company like Ocean Finance I'll put my name to it...."

[Harry Squatter]

A given I know.

 

 

Will Ferrell fucked a female monkey and this is the result.

[Guest The Chimp]

His jaw doesn't match up with the rest of his face.

 

True, but the use of a hammer could see to that.

[Redder Lurtz]

Really annoying

 

I see your Tufnell and raise you a Dawson:

 

 

This annoying twat is the main reason I don't bother with Question of Sport.

[Stouffer]

 

Cunt.

 

 

Cunt.

 

 

Cunt.

[Faustus]

 

Gyles Brandreth.

 

Twat.

[Dani Pacheco]

Lady Gaga.

[Faustus]

Lady Gaga.

 

I'd pork her face though.

[Jennings]

My frikking in-laws. :(

 

[Stouffer]

[Stouffer]

[Steve Holt]

 

Fucking hate that fat unfunny, untalented, oblivious, obese, ignorant, unfunny, thick, rotund, planetary, comet-attracting twat of a cunt.

 

Nothing funny about him, anything he has ever said or anything he has ever been involved with. I cannot believe the UK went fucking mental to hear words struggle out through the dozen pies he has stored in his cheeks, the little shitbag.

 

Fuck him in his wobbly, stinking arse.

[RedKnight]

 

No fucking way.

[Herp McDerp]

Elaborate please.

[Mendoza]

Probably already been mentioned

 

 

Massive cunt.

[Stouffer]

Elaborate please.

 

 

I think he's a twat.

[stmichael]

Matthew Wright.

 

The Wright Stuff is actually a really good premise and they have some really good guests on. However the show is spoiled by this smug, cynical, rude twat. The way he speaks to some of the callers is a disgrace to be honest.

[dirty_sanchez]

Probably already been mentioned

 

 

Massive cunt.

 

He really looks like he's on the khazi in that picture, squeezing out a particularly fearsome log.

[Redder Lurtz]

He really looks like he's on the khazi in that picture, squeezing out a particularly fearsome log.

 

He always looks like that though doesn't he? What a stupid twat of a face. I'd love to stove it in with a lorry.

[dirty_sanchez]

He does have a really twatty face, and his performance style is like a gurning Hugh Grant with some kind of mental disability.