The Twat List

[Bjornebye]

The dark haired one from location location

[Bobby Hundreds]

Nick Grimshaw, He should be selling pasty's or pushing trolleys. We embrace mediocrity, look at the talentless shite that floods our everyday life for years on end.  

[Stickman]

Toby Young should be on every page of this thread.

[Anubis]

Tory MP Lucy Allen is back to making herself look like a shitehawk.

 

 

http://zelo-street.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/lucy-allan-3-strikes-youre-out.html?m=1

[Joe Strummer]

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[Joe Strummer]

How the fuck anyone can hate the legend that is Stuart Hall is beyond me. CK will be too young to remember It's a Knockout. If he could, there's no way he'd have him on his list. He's an English institution - albeit one that's sadly underused. Put it this way, I'd prefer to hear his opinions on football over those of any ex-pro on telly these days.

Out of the nick now. Can't see him being rehired though.

[Rico1304]

Zoe Ball.

[cloggypop]

Mother Teresa.

[Rico1304]

Mother Teresa.

Fat fingers, that was supposed to be a rep!!!

[cloggypop]

Fat fingers, that was supposed to be a rep!!!

The Pope will be having that as another miracle.

[Jairzinho]

Hand of god.

[Kant]

James Cordon is the biggest twat, can't stand the unfunny fat cunt.

Just flicked the telly over and he's being interviewed by Chris Evans.

My twatometer just exploded

[cloggypop]

If you watch TFI it's your own fault I'm afraid.

 

I'm listening to Toots & The Maytals instead.

[Dr Nowt]

Just flicked the telly over and he's being interviewed by Chris Evans.

My twatometer just exploded

Walked into the lounge, Question Of Sport was on, that's just a take your pick of twats usually.

 

Asked her to change channels and pick whatever else she liked so long as it wasn't that. She put TFI on, which I couldn't stand first time round, and I saw Cordon and Whitehall slated to be on instantly on the info.

 

Back upstairs now.

[Kant]

At a family event and forced to endure the Michael Buble Christmas special.

Words fail me.

[tokyojoe]

At a family event and forced to endure the Michael Buble Christmas special.

Words fail me.

Christ on a pedal driven transportation device. You do indeed have my sympathy mate.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

At a family event and forced to endure the Michael Buble Christmas special.

Words fail me.

Your family are hereby inducted to the Twat List.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Madonna. Fucking twat if ever there was one.

[VladimirIlyich]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-securities-fraud/

I still would.

[King Emlyn]

The Twat List is a truly beautiful thing

[Bjornebye]

Damien ‏@bjornebyeTLW  16h16 hours agoBromley, London

Merry christmas you friggin fella @KirstieMAllsopp

 

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slag won't even block me 

[Dr Nowt]

Damien ‏@bjornebyeTLW 16h16 hours agoBromley, London

Merry christmas you friggin fella @KirstieMAllsopp

 

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slag won't even block me

She's hand making you a reply tweet in time for next Christmas, made out of fairy's tears, an upcycled ZX Spectrum, the upholstery from an old French chair and Captain Haddock's winnits.