Bird fancying amnesty thread

[lifetime fan]

Replace Olivia Coleman with BBC Breakfast Weather Milf Carol Kirkwood and I would find that hard to resist !

With that dirty grin she has. Definitely.

[Baldi]

With that dirty grin she has. Definitely.

And massive norks!

[Chairman Meow]

Sarandons daughter played a stripper in Californication and they are fabulous. 

 

[General Dryness]

Ooh, I'm not really a tit man but they're good. Real.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

one boob looks bigger.

[General Dryness]

one boob looks bigger.

 

It usually is.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It usually is.

Not in my experience. I must have been spoiled.

[General Dryness]

Not in my experience. I must have been spoiled.

 

Reckon you must have been. Unless you just didn't notice in the heat of passion. One is generally bigger than the other though.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Reckon you must have been. Unless you just didn't notice in the heat of passion. One is generally bigger than the other though.

Probably was as I'm such a passionate lover. i won't argue as its tit for tat.

[Paulie Dangerously]

What's that Deborah Meaden? You're sick of dragons den due to it being the same format for a decade? What? You want me to do down on you? £1000? Well....I suppose I will have to for that money... Etc

[Stickman]

Deborah Meaden....I'm in.

[General Dryness]

What's that Deborah Meaden? You're sick of dragons den due to it being the same format for a decade? What? You want me to do down on you? £1000? Well....I suppose I will have to for that money... Etc

 

I bet its waxed to the nines as well.

 

I would.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Designer vagina too. Reckon it looks like the slot in a piggy banks back

 

[General Dryness]

Designer vagina too. Reckon it looks like the slot in a piggy banks back

 

Tighter than a photo finish as well.

[Section_31]

 

Nicola Sturgeon from the SNP. I'd like to devolve her flaps.

[Hand Shandy]

That is some chin.

[Bjornebye]

I would

 

[KMD7]

I would

 

 

Same here.  All day long

[Section_31]

Loraine don't belong on no amnesty thread.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I would

 

All of a sudden my opinion on Lorraine is changing.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

I'd opt for Alex polizzi. She's not even amnesty her body certainly isn't but in a world where men post pictures constantly of insanely fit fantasy women kelly brook style she is a more modest hotty, I'd smash her so hard she would say stop that.. Stop that smashing so hard.

 

There really isn't much choice for amnesty because when you are picking celebrity its looks based you don't know personality. Like julie hartley brewer is a right wing mental selfish bitch who makes me want to vomit but I'd shag her until she claimed benefits, her personality makes her amnesty for me.

Not sure what you see in her. I met her once - she's really short and skinny but with big tits.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

I would

 

 

best argument for a union yet

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

 

Nicola Sturgeon from the SNP. I'd like to devolve her flaps.

or do a reacharound on her chin

[stringvest]

 

Nicola Sturgeon from the SNP. I'd like to devolve her flaps.

 

that's no chin that's a bow thruster.

 

She looks like the typical weegie underclass meff.  Apparently she appears at the Scottish parliament in her pyjamas and big fluffy slippers.

[stringvest]

Not sure what you see in her. I met her once - she's really short and skinny but with big tits.

 

you've probably answered your own question there.