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Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote. Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage. If anyone ever wondered what my interminably

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Anything that starts "Hello,Philip schofield here"

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Any advert with a shit butchered acoustic version of a classic song.

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When you're a rich and famous megastar, it's rarely good PR to become more rich by filming a commercial that points out just how rich and famous you are. Jennifer Aniston has no doubt outraged plenty of people for exactly doing that. I hated that ad where she finds herself on a regular, boring air plane with no shower and no bar, oh the indignity of it all, if you can imagine such a torture chamber. Fortunately, she wakes up on a luxurious Emirates private jet with both those things and much more, including a private bed to rest her weary body from all that condescending acting. Flying with the little people was all a terrible dream. Quite ironic when the airline was trying to sell that dream to the masses. 

 

She must be some kind of stupid to think she wasn't going to damage her reputation, greedy fucking skanky bitch. 
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It just fucking appeared on ITV. I advise anyone who loves Pulp Fiction and/or values their sanity not to click. 

 

I have a feeling that those cunts at ITV have been handed a fortune to shove it down our throats and give us ear aids at prime time. 

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Apart from that round ball game some of us choose to watch I seldom watch any tv live these days. I set the box a week in advace to record any documetaries etc I might be interested in. On the odd occasion there is something worth recording on C4 it absolulutely infuriates me that I have to stop and FF through the cunting advertising. In summary the LOT OF IT can fuck off and die. There is NO good advertising.

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That Hive advert is Rico's biggest crime, a bit of granny killing is fair enough, but he has access to the people who authorised that shit and he hasn't killed them. The despicable selfish bastard, yeah he'll do a few years but he'd be furthering the common good. 

 

 

 

The Mr Green Casino advert really fucks me off, some warbling bint singing words that you can't even make out in a ridiculously high pitched voice. It really confuses me that at no point did someone involved say "sorry what the fuck is she actually singing?"

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