Adverts you hate.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I like the fact she has tits and a pulse

 

The pulse is a desirable, not a requirement.

[Total Longo]

Anyone got on that "1955 limited edition" Citroen DS advert where there is a tidy bird and some bespectacled bloke driving around (separately) singing about not having met each other, followed by a tagline saying "there's little chance that the two will meet" ???

 

Some seriously potent skunk was smoked in the meeting where that advert got the green light. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. 

[Tony Moanero]

Yer ma.

[Stouffer]

I'd like to poke Patrick from "Hello Fresh" in the eyes with a skewer.

[Trumo]

Moneysupermarket, with the fat construction worker pole dancing.

[Harry Squatter]

Carol Smilie talking about Spunk and Shite in Dishwashers so people will go out and buy Finish tablets

[stringvest]

I have it on good authority that CS likes it up the arris

[Trumo]

Carol Smilie talking about Spunk and Shite in Dishwashers so people will go out and buy Finish tablets

 

For better RiS-ults, use Finish.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/44599-my-dishwasher-smells-of-spunk/?hl=dishwasher

[Harry Squatter]

I have it on good authority that CS likes it up the arris

Yeah but not for too long as she said it really hurts. Disappointing really.

[Special K]

The current Vodaphone ad where the crying child on a bus is quietened down by a young couple streaming Dora the Explorer on their phone.

[Furmedge]

The current Vodaphone ad where the crying child on a bus is quietened down by a young couple streaming Dora the Explorer on their phone.

If my kid was crying on the bus and people started staring and tutting, I'd let out the biggest "Norrrrrrraaarrrrrssseeeeddddddd!!!" shout I could.

 

Looking forward to a 6am flight with my 3 and 1 year olds next month.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Those booking.com adverts......fucking annoying to say the least. 

[Champ]

Those booking.com adverts......fucking annoying to say the least.

 

I cant quite think of the word but I really really dont like that 'its not swearing but it really is' thing

[Harry Squatter]

The current Vodaphone ad where the crying child on a bus is quietened down by a young couple streaming Dora the Explorer on their phone.

If the kid tried phoning their customer service helpline it would cry itself to death.

[Teflon Don]

This nonsense promoting the Rugby World Cup:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpSqEKpTLUI

[Longview1982]

An O2 advert to support England in the rugby World Cup has just been on the telly.

 

Strangely, they haven't quite grasped the anti-paedophile zeitgeist and are basically asking us to support Chris Robshaw as he secretly looks into a small boys bedroom window at night.

 

[Trumo]

I don't actually hate it but the Shredded Wheat advert with the Fred West lookalike who's seemingly stuck in the 70s. He still wears clothes from that era (flared trousers etc) and loves to go to a hall to 'dance' on the spot - swivelling on one foot is about it. He just reminds me of the character Les McQueen from League Of Gentlemen who has trouble letting go of his youth spent playing for some shit glam rock band.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That new Pot Noodle advert with that skinny cunt prancing around a boxing ring at the end. 

[Special K]

This nonsense promoting the Rugby World Cup:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpSqEKpTLUI

I love how the guy in the shop has to explicitly say that it's the England captain as the majority of the country has no idea who he is

[Sut]

I hate all adverts. Detestable fucking things.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

At this time of year the adverts go into shit overdrive, acting like they give a shit when all they want is your money for their tat. The amount of songs the cunts ruin by getting some tart to bang out the same mundane melodies.

 

John Lewis at it again, they even put an ageing Noddy Holder lookalike on the moon the cunts. 

[Anubis]

During it's run on TV, I developed a hatred for the woman in this ad. The poor fucking delivery guy gets ordered to put the shopping in the kitchen and never once gets a thank you. Fucking smug entitled Tory cow.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

I. Got. Bills.

[Tony Moanero]

Yer ma.

[Trumo]

Two that seem to be on every time I watch TV:

 

1 - Doritos - some soppy looking twat and the song 'I Need A Hero'

 

2 - PS4 - the Chemical Brothers song is good, but the advert is basically some skinny-jeans-wearing quim-trimmed cunt 'dancing' as if he's trying to climb out of a bin bag