Adverts you hate.

[Total Longo]

Hate might be a bit strong but the 'magazine' that lets you build a plastic R2D2 model and keeps flashing £2.99 at you, but if you read the the small print at the end each copy costs £8.99 after the first one and takes 100 issues to complete.

 

So basically it just costs the £893 and takes over 8 years to get there assuming the magazine hasn't gone bang in the interim.

 

For some reason I hark back to the Monty Python Big Red Book I had years ago , and the advert to send £100 for the secrets of the ancient Welsh martial art of Llap Goch with the form at the bottom where you had to tick

 

- I am over 4 years of age

- I have a extra Y Chromosome.

 

Most of those things are the same. Build a working F1 Mclaren from 1988, first issue 50p, next 500 issues £25.

 

The R2-D2 price is unlikely to put the geeks off though, as it has some sort of hologram emitting device.

[Tony Moanero]

Choco Leibniz.

 

One biscuit!

 

Fucking mingebag.

[Mike D]

Fantastic acting from all in this.

 

https://youtu.be/Gbxz4XuB4oQ

[Tony Moanero]

Tunnock's Wafer Creams

 

I've been looking for weeks and haven't found a single shop that sells them.

[Mike D]

Theres one with a baby swimming underwater. At the bottom of the screen there is a message saying never leave babies alone in water!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My all time least favourite add is the knobhead coming home from work and applying for " life insurance over the phone with no complicated forms " sounds like Paul McCartney in A Hard Days Night, is unbelievably smug and the fucker goes on for ages.

[jimmycase]

That fucking "Yam, yam, yam. We'll be cookin' all night' advert is doing my head in. Who really wants to see dickheads dancing in their kitchen when making their tea (or 'dinner' if they're posh twats)!?

[Trumo]

That fucking "Yam, yam, yam. We'll be cookin' all night' advert is doing my head in. Who really wants to see dickheads dancing in their kitchen when making their tea (or 'dinner' if they're posh twats)!?

 

The thing is, for every advert showing people cooking their own food, there are about 3 or 4 advertising those apps that let you order takeaways from wherever.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That ad for cancer I think with the black woman dancing if you can call it that. Makes me want to punch the telly.

[Trumo]

That ad for cancer I think with the black woman dancing if you can call it that. Makes me want to punch the telly.

 

She looks like some bloke whose name rhymes with Bathaniel Pline.

[The_Goat]

That ad for cancer I think with the black woman dancing if you can call it that. Makes me want to punch the telly.

 

I think they're trying to fight cancer not promote it

[Bobby Hundreds]

That prick with the cordless hoover.

[Paco]

That Johnny Depp one is annoying

[Tony Moanero]

V.I.Poo

 

Just fuck off, you silly cunt.

[Mike D]

Ones like that british seniors above piss me off most because you know they are told to over act and to patronise old people in to giving away their money. Over acting and shite acting, like those cackling cunts at the end and that blonde woman looks pissed.

[Dougie Do'ins]

V.I.Poo

 

Just fuck off, you silly cunt.

Just about to post the same. No longer shall you have to 'give it ten minutes'.

 

https://youtu.be/L37-3v7DyYs

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I think they're trying to fight cancer not promote it

Yeah, where did I say they were trying to promote it ? It's an advert Fighting Cancer. Am I missing something, sorry if iam and my wording wasn't the best.

[Sputnik1]

Any paddy power advert. 

 

[easytoslip]

That one with the ginger kid pretending to laugh at his dads video while hes on the phone sorting out insurance,nice hat dad, fucksake. All of them, oh and by the way the boilers gone.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Those money lending adds, I see they are on the rise again. Cunts making people's lives a misery by offering them loans they can ill afford to repay, I wonder how many politicians/Lords have their fingers in those pies, cunts. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We buy any car. Suddenly you won't save loads of cash but loads of time as you may not get as much as selling private. Someone been told off by the requlators ?

 

No not fucking Young Guns.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just seen an advert for an online shoe-shop.  Some woman is moping because "summer's almost over" and she won't be able to wear her summer shoes any more.  Then she realises that it's getting to be "boot season" so she can start wearing all her lovely boots.  Hooray.

 

I repeat; I've just seen this.

 

At the start of March.

[Preston Red]

The VW advert where the little cunt won't fist bump her dad. Snotty little teenage cunt. Her dad wears too much make up as well, the turd.

[Rico1304]

I've just seen an advert for a spray that women can take out with them that they can spray into the toilet and it keeps the smell of shit in the bog rather than stinking out the cubicle.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just seen an advert for a spray that women can take out with them that they can spray into the toilet and it keeps the smell of shit in the bog rather than stinking out the cubicle.

VIPoo.

 

Mankind is doomed and not a minute too soon.