Fulham (A) - Sat 6th Aug 2022 (12:30pm)

[LFC 6 Times]

Really really bad half. Everyone awful barring Matip and Diaz. Wake the fuck up lads.

[Trojan1892]

Need to get Nunez on and Carvalho on ASAP, midfield is non existent, flat as a plate of piss.

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

We've got an issue at right-back. Madrid, city and now Fulham all targeting that position. 

Every cunts targetted that for ages.  The ball always comes from the left if they score as the left back can't stop a cross to save his life.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

7 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Henderson is fine - Firmino is The Eternal Carthorse. 

He wasn’t fine when he gave away the ball for their goal. He’s been poor overall, like most our players. He’s one of the reasons they’re bossing the midfield, he doesnt make, never mind win, any challenges. Good in the pressing, but you need to win the odd 50/50 as well.

[Red Shift]

Does losing to Fulham on opening day trigger an automatic Mane buyback?

[Bobby Hundreds]

We look easy to expose and laboured to attack. Our midfield needs younger energy to it.

[Rushies tash]

At least the mewling quims have started the season match fit and raring to go. 

[Anubis]

Newly promoted team at their home ground. You know they are going to come out at 100mph. So do you start on the front foot like we did against City? No, let’s amble around. I just don’t get us sometimes.

[J-V]

1 minute ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Really really bad half. Everyone awful barring Matip and Diaz. Wake the fuck up lads.

Matip has been shite as well. 

[Freddo]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

We look easy to expose and laboured to attack. Our midfield needs younger energy to it.

Jude will come in 2023

[3 Stacks]

Possibly the least intense half of football in years.

[coachpotato]

Right.

That’s the warm up over.

Now we can start playing.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, The Golden Eel said:

Man City - Premier League champions 2022-23. 

Golden Eel - World Record for Chucking in the Towel Like a Massive Shithouse.

[HBenn]

Complete complacency from the start. Just thought we could turn up and they would roll over.

 

Need energy in that midfield and get Darwin on straightaway. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 minute ago, J-V said:

Every cunts targetted that for ages.  The ball always comes from the left if they score as the left back can't stop a cross to save his life.

The issue is he's either not there or running back, which is how that bum Mitrovic out jumped him. Not having a go at Trent. He's been told to go forward but its an obvious weakness

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

At least the mewling quims have started the season match fit and raring to go. 

Hard not to complain after watching that.

[Anubis]

Just now, Rushies tash said:

At least the mewling quims have started the season match fit and raring to go. 

Come on RT, there are legitimate reasons to offer criticism of aspects of that first half performance.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

At least the mewling quims have started the season match fit and raring to go. 

They fucking love it when we're not at the races.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

1 minute ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Really really bad half. Everyone awful barring Matip and Diaz. Wake the fuck up lads.

Matip has been decent in general, but giving the ball away a couple of times in dangerous areas makes it a poor half from him as well. Agree that Diaz has been our best player.

[ManéMan]

Thiago has been amazing 

[J-V]

Just now, Paulie Dangerously said:

The issue is he's either not there or running back, which is how that bum Mitrovic out jumped him. Not having a go at Trent. He's been told to go forward but its an obvious weakness

Lets be fair if he decided to jump he'd have headed that away easily.  Maybe he didn't want to mess up his hair.

[The Golden Eel]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Golden Eel - World Record for Chucking in the Towel Like a Massive Shithouse.

AngryOfTuebrook - Grandmaster at Misunderstanding a Joke

[mike23]

Already managed to produce a worse 45 minutes than at any stage last season. Absolute garbage so far. 2nd to every ball, constant misplaced passes, we've just not turned up at all. 45 minutes to sort it out. Surely we'll be better in the 2nd half.

[Jordy Brouwer]

2 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

At least the mewling quims have started the season match fit and raring to go. 

You enjoyed that half then?

[Freddo]

Let's get carvalho or elliot on. Hendo off. Bit more energy and attacking play from midfield. Nunez for bobby. Get nunez in the channel areas and get Fulham turned. All in front and its too easy for them.