Man City (A) - Sun 10th Apr 2022 (4:30pm)

[Bjornebye]

VVD 1st goal and 4:1 Reds is 700/1 with Ladbrokes. 

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

VVD 1st goal and 4:1 Reds is 700/1 with Ladbrokes. 

It may as well be 7 million to 1! We're getting our arses kicked, end of story.

[suzy]

Just in case you’re not nervous enough - Sky have a countdown clock on - currently 5 hours 24 mins!

[Evelyn Tentions]

6 hours ago, A_S said:

Worked well for Benzema

Benzema played after dusk.

[an tha]

1 minute ago, suzy said:

Just in case you’re not nervous enough - Sky have a countdown clock on - currently 5 hours 24 mins!

Fuck off, sky.

 

A great example of the shitness of modern footy they are so guilty of being massively a part of.

[suzy]

4 minutes ago, an tha said:

Fuck off, sky.

 

A great example of the shitness of modern footy they are so guilty of being massively a part of.

I know it makes me laugh. (5 hours 18 now)

[Evelyn Tentions]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

It may as well be 7 million to 1! We're getting our arses kicked, end of story.

You made your usual "we'll get beat" on Page 1. If you can't shut up and get behind the team you supposedly support, fuck off.

[El Rojo]

2 minutes ago, suzy said:

I know it makes me laugh. (5 hours 18 now)

AND IT’S LIVE. 

[Bob]

Sat with the missus having a coffee and had the following conversation:

 

her: did you say you’ve got work to do today?

 

me: yeah, few bits I needed to finish.

 

Her: why don’t you do that now, pass the time.

 

me: *shakes head*. Nah. *involuntary flicking of thumb against my other thumb.*
 

her: *looks at me sideways*
 

me: you don’t understand what today is about. It’s 99% about waiting, doing meaningless things I don’t have to think about, and feeling slightly sick. Then it’s 1% about not enjoying the thing you’ve spent all day waiting for until it’s over.

 

me: I can feel my organs.

[Kevin D]

23 minutes ago, suzy said:

Just in case you’re not nervous enough - Sky have a countdown clock on - currently 5 hours 24 mins!

City will win the title.

 

We’ll win the European and FA Cup.

[Creator Supreme]

15 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

You made your usual "we'll get beat" on Page 1. If you can't shut up and get behind the team you supposedly support, fuck off.

No thank you forum gestapo!

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

City will win the title.

 

We’ll win the European and FA Cup.

Stow that shit, we'll win nowt!

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Sat with the missus having a coffee and had the following conversation:

 

her: did you say you’ve got work to do today?

 

me: yeah, few bits I needed to finish.

 

Her: why don’t you do that now, pass the time.

 

me: *shakes head*. Nah. *involuntary flicking of thumb against my other thumb.*
 

her: *looks at me sideways*
 

me: you don’t understand what today is about. It’s 99% about waiting, doing meaningless things I don’t have to think about, and feeling slightly sick. Then it’s 1% about not enjoying the thing you’ve spent all day waiting for until it’s over.

 

me: I can feel my organs.

Hahahaha. I've been up since 7am. Did a few jobs earlier now I've sat down browsing the channels and saw Interstellar is on so I've put that on from the start just to pass two hours. She's fucked off out shopping with her mum. I'm tempted to crack a bevvy open at midday and lash some music on. Tried to have a nap at about 10 but knew it would be impossible so just got back up. 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Stow that shit, we'll win nowt!

We've already won one more trophy than them this season.

[suzy]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha. I've been up since 7am. Did a few jobs earlier now I've sat down browsing the channels and saw Interstellar is on so I've put that on from the start just to pass two hours. She's fucked off out shopping with her mum. I'm tempted to crack a bevvy open at midday and lash some music on. Tried to have a nap at about 10 but knew it would be impossible so just got back up. 

I thought you like Vicky Gomersall - she’s on Sky now until 12 noon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

No fucking chance in hell!

 

They're going to fuck us up very badly without even getting out of first gear!

Just fuck off with this shite. Once a thread, for the sake of superstition, is OK. You've jumped the shark badly on this thread, though.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm at that nervous stage of thinking we'll lose; it's as if my brain is building up pachydermic scar tissue as a pre-emptive barrier to future pain.

[suzy]

8 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

City will win the title.

 

We’ll win the European and FA Cup.

Not bad, I’d love the League though, this time with the fans there.

[aRdja]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Just fuck off with this shite. Once a thread, for the sake of superstition, is OK. You've jumped the shark badly on this thread, though.

I don’t believe this is superstition. The poster is not well, he’s been pretty open about it in the past. It’s tough to read so I’ve had him on ignore for a few years now. Wish you the best CS.

[JagSquared]

Im off kayaking to kill the time - hopefully I’ll make it back by the time for kick off. Better than waiting around doing nothing 

[RazorBack]

18 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

City will win the title.

 

We’ll win the European and FA Cup.

I would take the league and the FA. 

[Creator Supreme]

26 minutes ago, Mook said:

We've already won one more trophy than them this season.

Apologies, missed the word 'else' from the end of my post.

[Creator Supreme]

19 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I don’t believe this is superstition. The poster is not well, he’s been pretty open about it in the past. It’s tough to read so I’ve had him on ignore for a few years now. Wish you the best CS.

Cheers, very kind.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

 

You know how when the ref goes over to the screen they always give the penalty?

 

5/6 today is the first time that the referee doesn’t give it.

 

11/5 it’s on Salah.

Mate, the ref gets called to the screen when he hasn't given something, not a chance in hell Tierney is saying, hang in Ant, you've missed a potential penalty here for Liverpool.

 

Might do it the other way mind.

[YorkshireRed]

I used to have a soft spot for Manchester City. It stems from being at Maine Road the day Luton Town relegated them and David Pleat danced a jig on the pitch. 
 

They were a club who seemed to be able to fuck things up from seemingly unfuckable situations. I admired that about them.

 

Of course that club is dead and gone. This lot we’re playing now are Manchester City in name only. They represent much of what is wrong with the modern game and as such need a sound thrashing today and every time we play them.

 

Smash ‘em Reds.