Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Been on Cheggers Plays Pop with my Secondary school. 

 

[Total Longo]

Aye.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has anyone ever... been on the telly?

As a youngster,my f***ball team went on Granada Reports to get a sponsor. Saw Albert Tatlock in the canteen and got a sponsor too.

[Remmie]

In the front row of the audience when Ronnie O'Sullivan got a 147 in the guildhouse in Preston so you frequently see a mate and I in the background. Was almost 20 years ago when 147s were a bit more rare so was replayed a few times on telly.

[Remmie]

Has anyone joined the mile high club and how underwhelming was it? 

[Rushies tash]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Has anyone joined the mile high club and how underwhelming was it? 

Maybe it's the class of ticket I buy, but every aeroplane toilet I've been in has absolutely fucking reeked of piss, so not very conducive to sexytime. I've done it in the middle of the New Forest before though, which was fun.

[Total Longo]

11 minutes ago, Remmie said:

In the front row of the audience when Ronnie O'Sullivan got a 147 in the guildhouse in Preston so you frequently see a mate and I in the background. Was almost 20 years ago when 147s were a bit more rare so was replayed a few times on telly.

I've just found this on youtube and you don't even appear to be looking in the right direction, definitely a case of "pretending not to be bothered" by The Rocket. 

[Rico1304]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has anyone ever... been on the telly?

15-1

Todays the Day

TFI Friday

[stringvest]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

15-1

Todays the Day

TFI Friday

10 Years Younger

Grange Hill

Songs of Praise

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Has anyone joined the mile high club and how underwhelming was it? 

I got tugged off by a Canadian girl flying between Cairns and Sydney if that helps?  

1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

Maybe it's the class of ticket I buy, but every aeroplane toilet I've been in has absolutely fucking reeked of piss, so not very conducive to sexytime. I've done it in the middle of the New Forest before though, which was fun.

I too have had sex outside in the New Forest. On the way back from a delicious meal at The Pig near Brockenhurst, pulled over and went for a walk into the woods. I love that place. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Them ponies are irresistible when you're horny.

[Rico1304]

24 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

You missed Embarrassing Bodies

[AngryOfTuebrook]

34 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

15-1

Todays the Day

TFI Friday 

Naked Attraction 

Embarrassing Bodies

Sex Drove Me to the ER

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

You missed Embarrassing Bodies

 

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

.

Boom!

[stringvest]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I got tugged off by a Canadian girl flying between Cairns and Sydney if that helps?  

I too have had sex outside in the New Forest. On the way back from a delicious meal at The Pig near Brockenhurst, pulled over and went for a wank into the woods. I love that place. 

Good lad. 

I've been tapped off by a complete stranger on a flight to Detroit.  She was a schoolteacher as well.  Gave me 7/10 - must be harder.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Good lad. 

I've been tapped off by a complete stranger on a flight to Detroit.  She was a schoolteacher as well.  Gave me 7/10 - must be harder.

Yeah I only met this girl on the plane just us two had our aisle, I'd been drinking all day, god knows how I managed to pull her but I remember her having her norks out in our seats while it was dark. Proper sloppy white wine kisser as well, we swapped email addresses for fuck sake (mid 00's) but I must have lost it. I'm convinced she was meeting her fella in Sydney anyway. 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Total Longo said:

I've just found this on youtube and you don't even appear to be looking in the right direction, definitely a case of "pretending not to be bothered" by The Rocket. 

Repped for going to the effort of finding it. My mate called the 147 so early on it might have even been as the third red was being lined up. We were like to giddy schoolkids and absolutely the opposite of not bothered. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

Good lad. 

I've been tapped off by a complete stranger on a flight to Detroit.  She was the pilot as well.  Gave me 7/10 - must be harder.

Ambidexterity has its uses.

[Captain Willard]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has anyone ever... been on the telly?

Been on sky news morning show. The funny thing is before you go on they send a car to your house to pick you up, there’s a green room with posh pastries and fancy coffee  nothing is too much trouble then as soon as you’re done, no one gives a fuck anymore and you’re  bundled out the studio pretty sharpish. Within 5 minutes of coming off air, I was waiting at the bus stop outside. Rang Mrs Willard to come and get me and she said she’d both forgetten to watch and record it. Never got asked back. 

[TheHowieLama]

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has anyone ever... been on the telly?

Was at a pre game party for the Lightning who were on Hockey Night that evening - Saw the color wrapping up her segment so floated off her shoulder as she signed off and started downing a can - they focused on me for a good three seconds while I finished and cut away to commercial.

[Captain Willard]

Been in an argument with a famous person......

 

I had a brief internet spat with the bloke who played Kyrton on Red Dwarf. He confused me with somebody else, we exchanged terse e mails, threatened each other with libel action etc. Much later we met up and had a beer. He's alright. 

[johnsusername]

11 hours ago, Total Longo said:

 

"The driver sadly died." 

 

Fucking hell. 

[Harry Squatter]

On 16/11/2021 at 08:41, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has anyone ever... been on the telly?

I got bladdered in Basel in Sports Direct gear and got interviewed by Sky Sports drinking a bottle of Fanta. Took the piss out of Evertonians then got twatted by the Spanish Ronnie Corbett inside the ground. 

[Rico1304]

On 16/11/2021 at 19:51, Captain Willard said:

Been in an argument with a famous person......

 

I had a brief internet spat with the bloke who played Kyrton on Red Dwarf. He confused me with somebody else, we exchanged terse e mails, threatened each other with libel action etc. Much later we met up and had a beer. He's alright. 

I bumped into him at work (we were sponsoring Fully Charged).  That’s it really. 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 16/11/2021 at 13:58, Total Longo said:

I've just found this on youtube and you don't even appear to be looking in the right direction, definitely a case of "pretending not to be bothered" by The Rocket. 

Why the fuck hasn’t that been posted on this thread?

 

I’ve negged people for less!