Tory Cabinet Thread

[redinblack]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

He’s a massive fucking cunt. 

Thrown about like a dog toy at the top level

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Bully and all. 

You saw his true colours when Flintoff didn’t back down and hit him with a pugel stick on a league of their own. 
 

He expected him to bow down and accept losing. Flintoff wanted to win and the cunt hated it, he dropped his mask massively. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You saw his true colours when Flintoff didn’t back down and hit him with a pugel stick on a league of their own. 
 

He expected him to bow down and accept losing. Flintoff wanted to win and the cunt hated it, he dropped his mask massively. 

I didn’t see that but to my shame saw him on I’m a celebrity and he was a fucking gobshite as soon as his mark slipped. Typical bolshy arrogant try hard to look hard fart. 

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I didn’t see that but to my shame saw him on I’m a celebrity and he was a fucking gobshite as soon as his mark slipped. Typical bolshy arrogant try hard to look hard fart. 

I remembered it wrong, it was a pillow fight…

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

I remembered it wrong, it was a pillow fight…

 

 

Hahaha you watch some shit 

[redinblack]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha you watch some shit 

Never saw that but in a rammy I'd take Flintoff over Haskell. One is a poser and one isn't.

[Anubis]

They should have just joined forces and twatted Corden.

[lifetime fan]

37 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Never saw that but in a rammy I'd take Flintoff over Haskell. One is a poser and one isn't.

Flintoff had ability and humility. 
 

Two things massively missing from that prick.  

[lifetime fan]

20 minutes ago, Anubis said:

They should have just joined forces and twatted Corden.

Even id take Corden over a wife beater. 

[Tj hooker]

Scott Benton the corrupt  Tory twat from Blackpool South has resigned prompting a by election on May the 2nd 

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Scott Benton the corrupt  Tory twat from Blackpool South has resigned prompting a by election on May the 2nd 

Horrible cunt him. Should have been booted out last year but he’s not even close to being the worst of this cabal. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Horrible cunt him. Should have been booted out last year but he’s not even close to being the worst of this cabal. 

His attempt at defending himself was both embarrassing and despicable. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

His attempt at defending himself was both embarrassing and despicable. 

Pure entitlement. Almost a “how dare you catch me” 

[Megadrive Man]

Apparently the Tories are resigned to losing any by elections between now and the election, so they aren't putting any time money or effort in to them.

[Section_31]

20 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

Apparently the Tories are resigned to losing any by elections between now and the election, so they aren't putting any time money or effort in to them.

 

Reminds me of my dating days.

[Gnasher]

She's hit the sherry. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

[Section_31]

Another bellend.

 

 

[skend04]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Another bellend.

 

 

 

Not like there was a plethora of talent to begin the latest reshuffle with but this is scraping the barrel scrapings now.

[sir roger]

10 hours ago, skend04 said:

 

Not like there was a plethora of talent to begin the latest reshuffle with but this is scraping the barrel scrapings now.

They've moved away from the barrel, to the bottom of your shoe now.

[Gnasher]

They've solved all the country's problems now they’re onto the correct name for cakes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Another bellend.

 

 

Jesus wept. I wouldn’t have him as deputy team leader of a one man window cleaning operation. He’s a fucking tool 

 

Thankfully he’ll only be in the job for a few months 

[Gnasher]

No money left..latest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

These overpaid boardroom sinecures don't find themselves if you are a government minister expecting to be out of work soon.

[Bobby Hundreds]

5 hours ago, Gnasher said:

No money left..latest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd put him into a cannon and fire him into a Fiat Cinquecento.