Tory Cabinet Thread

[Scooby Dudek]

On reflection I feel I've been harsh. 

Whilst I would be more likely to remember pieces of paper depending upon their importance. 

I.e pick up dry cleaning compared to what your government is doing is illegal.

 

Whilst thinking of the above example I (ironically, I think) remembered this is the same man who forgot he was with his kids in the pub, so maybe we should give his lack of memory the benefit of the doubt .

 

 

[Scooby Dudek]

32 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Here’s hoping a whistle blower goes to the media and shows the lying cunt knew full well the advice he had been given and broke the ministerial code. 

I think saying, I don't recall is the point, it's not a lie that can be proven. He's not saying no, just he can't remember.  It was basically the stock answer of the cunts during the Covid enquiry. 

[Section_31]

It's widely under-estimated what a piece of work Cameron is.

 

Austerity, the European migrant crisis, brexit, the rise of Johnson. He's done more to destroy this country than anyone I can think of in living memory.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Scooby Dudek said:

I think saying, I don't recall is the point, it's not a lie that can be proven. He's not saying no, just he can't remember.  It was basically the stock answer of the cunts during the Covid enquiry. 

That’s why you need a whistleblower to come forward and say he did know because here’s the document showing he’d seen it and how he was advised to avoid answering it. 

[Gnasher]

Falling like a pack of cards. All turning on each other. He's right here, do em all for treason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

[Bruce Spanner]

Nothing more Tory than selling their own nan…

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/04/tories-planned-to-make-millions-from-members-data-with-true-blue-app

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Scooby Dudek said:

On reflection I feel I've been harsh. 

Whilst I would be more likely to remember pieces of paper depending upon their importance. 

I.e pick up dry cleaning compared to what your government is doing is illegal.

 

Regular old paper - nope don't remember

Special colored paper with certain peoples pictures on it - oh yeaaaa, that I remember

[Jairzinho]

That doesn't seem anything like Trump at all.

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

racist

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Arniepie said:

racist

Aah bugger! 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Willie Wragg getting blackmailed after sending Willie pics.  Fucking idiot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683

 

[Section_31]

Bonkers that.

 

I sent a pic or my knob to some bird I was seeing back on Boxing Day, 2004, with the words "good morning". She went mad because her son was in the next room when she got it. I never understood that.

[littletedwest]

16 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Willie Wragg getting blackmailed after sending Willie pics.  Fucking idiot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683

 

Vice chairman of the 1922 Committee as well. 

 

Hilarious that tory mps are now being sent knob pictures.

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Willie Wragg getting blackmailed after sending Willie pics.  Fucking idiot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683

 

have i got this right?

he sent a pic of his cock to someone on grindr,thought he may get blackmailed, and instead of reporting it,passed the info on,of some other tories?

 

Isnt that a bit of a security issue?

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Isnt that a bit of a security issue?

Can't be as he's not a commie like Comrade Corbyn and his ilk.

[Anubis]

You can’t remember the legal advice you’ve been given about genocide? Really? Bullshit, David. Bullshit. You are a fucking liar.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Arniepie said:

have i got this right?

he sent a pic of his cock to someone on grindr,thought he may get blackmailed, and instead of reporting it,passed the info on,of some other tories?

 

Isnt that a bit of a security issue?

Not according to Jeremy Cunt, he was courageous. 
 

Has nothing to do with ‘happily married’ tory MPs sharing dick pics with what they believed to be a random gay male. Nothing at all honest. 

[sir roger]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Bonkers that.

 

I sent a pic or my knob to some bird I was seeing back on Boxing Day, 2004, with the words "good morning". She went mad because her son was in the next room when she got it. I never understood that.

 

Was he in the picture ?

[Jairzinho]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I sent a pic or my knob to some bird I was seeing back on Boxing Day, 2004, with the words "good morning". 

 

Fantastic typo. I love the idea that someone wouldn't be able to remember which it was.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Fantastic typo. I love the idea that someone wouldn't be able to remember which it was.

 

Imagine at the Boxing Day buffet round the aunties, passing his phone round the table 

 

“took a cracking picture of our tree this morning” 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

Have I got news for you absolutely slaughtered these cunts tonight. 

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Have I got news for you absolutely slaughtered these cunts tonight. 

It did indeed, especially Ian Hislop.

[Rushies tash]

Defund HIGNFY campaign incoming.

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

It did indeed, especially Ian Hislop.

Hislop really enjoyed himself. It was like he had months of taking the piss out of them built up.