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Plymouth is comfortably the biggest shit hole in the South West, and the idea that their fish and chips are even approaching mediocre is utterly absurd.

 

The place (and plaice) should be burnt to the ground.

 

I had the misfortune to be stuck on a train which was held at whatever station it was due to delays. This other train pulled in on the opposite platform and it was full of Plymouth cunts. They were in the process of smashing up a few of the train carriages (probably why other trains were being held on delays) when they all started pissing out of the broken windows/doors and throwing shit at our Train. They then piled out for whatever reason and started to try and board our train via the windows by trying to smash them. The police turned up shortly afterwards and these demented foamed mouthed twats turned into pussies cowering from the police and their batons. This was a regular occurrence with them in the early 80's. 

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I had the misfortune to be stuck on a train which was held at whatever station it was due to delays. This other train pulled in on the opposite platform and it was full of Plymouth cunts. They were in the process of smashing up a few of the train carriages (probably why other trains were being held on delays) when they all started pissing out of the broken windows/doors and throwing shit at our Train. They then piled out for whatever reason and started to try and board our train via the windows by trying to smash them. The police turned up shortly afterwards and these demented foamed mouthed twats turned into pussies cowering from the police and their batons. This was a regular occurrence with them in the early 80's.

It hasn't changed.

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It hasn't changed.

 

So I have gathered after reading about them over the last few years, mostly young gobshytes in their teens/early 20's backed up by a few older hooligans who still think they belong to a firm. 

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Plymouth is comfortably the biggest shit hole in the South West, and the idea that their fish and chips are even approaching mediocre is utterly absurd.

 

The place (and plaice) should be burnt to the ground.

Haha, my brother lives in the Barbican and I've always had a good night out there plus the Ho is brilliant as is the Sound and Rame Head

Plus there's a chippy there, think it's called the Harbourside,  does a proper Cod and chips with decent gravy; something I've yet to discover elsewhere in the South

Admittedly the Janners should be put down with extreme prejudice and the City Centre is a disgrace but nowhere's perfect

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Haha, my brother lives in the Barbican and I've always had a good night out there plus the Ho is brilliant as is the Sound and Rame Head

Plus there's a chippy there, think it's called the Harbourside,  does a proper Cod and chips with decent gravy; something I've yet to discover elsewhere in the South

Admittedly the Janners should be put down with extreme prejudice and the City Centre is a disgrace but nowhere's perfect

 

The Janners......the yokel inbreds who should be tied to a west country shit house and left there to fucking well rot. 

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The Janners......the yokel inbreds who should be tied to a west country shit house and left there to fucking well rot. 

There's some sort of weird out of town shop called Trago Mills which, is probably the worst place in the universe and it always tickled me that the locals commonly refer to it as the Janner's Disneyland

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There's some sort of weird out of town shop called Trago Mills which, is probably the worst place in the universe and it always tickled me that the locals commonly refer to it as the Janner's Disneyland

 

They are the UK's very own Rednecks/Hillbillies. I used to tonk this bird from Gosport (another shit hole) and her brother and his wife lived in Plymouth, it was such a treat to visit them. 

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They are the UK's very own Rednecks/Hillbillies. I used to tonk this bird from Gosport (another shit hole) and her brother and his wife lived in Plymouth, it was such a treat to visit them.

Jesus mate gosport is grim.

 

Plymouth is a good night out. The barbican is ace.

They are the UK's very own Rednecks/Hillbillies. I used to tonk this bird from Gosport (another shit hole) and her brother and his wife lived in Plymouth, it was such a treat to visit them.

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