Non gender specific fuckwittery

[Kevin D]

Cath didn't come on her to be cunted at

 

This thread is a disgrace.

[Trumo]

Depends. I know cunts who put the soy sauce in a chicken and mushroom pot noodle while they wait for the kettle to boil. I don't often lash out but if we let them carry on then it won't be long before Poland is invaded again.

 

Funny you should mention Pot Noodle. Work colleague went to a Tesco Express at lunchtime yesterday (that's 'dinnertime', for the uneducated) and said there was this typical Wayne & Waynetta Slob couple panic buying Pot Noodle, presumably after they'd found out about Tesco's stand-off with Unilever. When your idea of a doomsday scenario involves running out of Pot Noodle, you are beyond saving.

[Mook]

I thought Penzance was in France until about 3 weeks ago.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I can't believe this.

[alles ist gut]

I had an argument with someone about Porridge today.

 

If it was related to how Christopher Biggins really wouldn't have lasted 4 years inside, you're excused.

[PestiRed]

I love the word 'fuckwittery'

[Fowlers God]

I'm an assistant transport manager and don't drive

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm an assistant transport manager and don't drive

 

Assistant TO the transport manager.

 

[General Dryness]

I'm an assistant transport manager and don't drive

Flying blind without a driving license?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Funny you should mention Pot Noodle. Work colleague went to a Tesco Express at lunchtime yesterday (that's 'dinnertime', for the uneducated) and said there was this typical Wayne & Waynetta Slob couple panic buying Pot Noodle, presumably after they'd found out about Tesco's stand-off with Unilever. When your idea of a doomsday scenario involves running out of Pot Noodle, you are beyond saving.

 

Luckily they'll die of malnutrition

[General Dryness]

I thought Penzance was in France until about 3 weeks ago.

Penzance in France, Mook must be in a trance.

[memyselfandpie]

This thread is NOTHING like I expected it to be. No mention of 'Pansexual', 'gender-queer', 'non-binary' or anything. Rubbish.

[ZonkoVille77]

This thread is NOTHING like I expected it to be. No mention of 'Pansexual', 'gender-queer', 'non-binary' or anything. Rubbish.

Yer ma

[PestiRed]

This thread is NOTHING like I expected it to be. No mention of 'Pansexual', 'gender-queer', 'non-binary' or anything. Rubbish.

All of this stuff just makes me feel old now - why do we need so many identities, can't we just be who we want to be and fuck who we want to fuck?

 

People often use LGBTQ to mean all of the communities included in the “LGBTTTQQIAA”:

Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Transgender

Transsexual

Two-spirited

Queer

Questioning

Intersex

Asexual

Ally

 

+ Pansexual

+ Agender

+ Gender Queer

+ Bigender

+ Gender Variant

+ Pangender

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This thread is NOTHING like I expected it to be. No mention of 'Pansexual', 'gender-queer', 'non-binary' or anything. Rubbish.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I choose to think that there are examples of men out there betraying all kinds of idiocy too and that the levels of ignorance/nonsensical behaviour described in that other thread are not representative of all women but this was hard to beat...

 

 

[Kevin D]

I choose to think that there are examples of men out there betraying all kinds of idiocy too and that the levels of ignorance/nonsensical behaviour described in that other thread are not representative of all women but this was hard to beat...

 

We had the planner up on tv yesterday and the picture in picture thing up in the corner was Come Dine with Me. Well, I swear I haven't never watched this nonsense before but we were transfixed but the utter appallingness of everyone involved but the one that took the biscuit was the woman who insisted that Barack Obama's first name was Billy. The logic behind this was that she knew his first initial was B so she assumed it had to be Billy...because he didn't look like a Barry.

 

Arguably the most powerful man on the planet, who has held his role for nearly 8 years and she appeared to genuinely think he is called Billy. I despair

This thread is a disgrace.

[Hades]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

I'm fairly certain that person is trolling, and not serious.

 

However that fucking snapchat dog profile picture is worthy of inclusion itself.

 

Carry on.

[Elite]

Quite right. It'd bleed the NHS dry.

[VladimirIlyich]

Quite right. It'd bleed the NHS dry.

I'd guess he was born in 1997 and that makes him younger than Stringy's newest socks. He also skipped Biology lessons.

[stringvest]

I'd guess he was born in 1997 and that makes him younger than Stringy's newest socks. He also skipped Biology lessons.

 

 

Oi!  I may be aged, but I took delivery of some sexy socks only this Saturday from Champ's favourite shop.

[Trumo]

Oi!  I may be aged, but I took delivery of some sexy socks only this Saturday from Champ's favourite shop.

 

Ann Summers' do socks?

[lifetime fan]

Oi! I may be aged, but I took delivery of some sexy socks only this Saturday from Champ's favourite shop.

Happy socks?

[lifetime fan]

Ann Summers' do cocks.