January 2017 transfer window

[Guest]

We're not signing anyone

Is it Tuesday yet?

[Captain Turdseye]

Close...

 

Should have got one of these, mate.

 

 

It's a really little glove.

[Jairzinho]

Either that or a fucking massive keyring.

[Arl arse]

Should have got one of these, mate.

It's a really little glove.

Or Liverpool are preparing to sign Jeremy Beadle.

[an tha]

They're my curtains, you cunt.

Half the forum have wiped their dicks on them....

[aRdja]

Should have got one of these, mate.

 

 

It's a really little glove.

Ha... already got a couple.

[Harry Squatter]

Marko Grujic – Red Star Belgrade – From Loan

Joel Matip – Schalke – Free

Loris Karius – Mainz – £4.7m

Sadio Mane – Southampton – £30m

Ragnar Klavan – Augbsurg – £4.2m

Alex Manninger – Free Contract

Georginio Wijnaldum – Newcastle – £23m

 

Spent: £61.9m

 

Players OUT:

Jordan Rossiter – Rangers – £250k (compensation)

Jerome Sinclair – Watford – £4m

Joao Carlos Teixeira – Porto – £250k (compensation)

Lawrence Vigouroux – Swindon Town – undisclosed

Sergi Canos – Norwich City – £2.5m

Jordon Ibe – Bournemouth – £15m

Martin Skrtel – Fenerbahce – £5.5m

Joe Allen – Stoke City – £13m

Brad Smith – Bournemouth – £6m

Christian Benteke – Crystal Palace – £27m

Luis Alberto – Lazio – £4.3m

Mario Balotelli – Nice – Free

 

Received: £77.8m

 

Add 3.75m and the possible departure of Sakho.

[El Dangerous]

Manninger out!

[bonesman]

Have we bought anybody yet ??

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Marko Grujic – Red Star Belgrade – From Loan

Joel Matip – Schalke – Free

Loris Karius – Mainz – £4.7m

Sadio Mane – Southampton – £30m

Ragnar Klavan – Augbsurg – £4.2m

Alex Manninger – Free Contract

Georginio Wijnaldum – Newcastle – £23m

Spent: £61.9m

Players OUT:

Jordan Rossiter – Rangers – £250k (compensation)

Jerome Sinclair – Watford – £4m

Joao Carlos Teixeira – Porto – £250k (compensation)

Lawrence Vigouroux – Swindon Town – undisclosed

Sergi Canos – Norwich City – £2.5m

Jordon Ibe – Bournemouth – £15m

Martin Skrtel – Fenerbahce – £5.5m

Joe Allen – Stoke City – £13m

Brad Smith – Bournemouth – £6m

Christian Benteke – Crystal Palace – £27m

Luis Alberto – Lazio – £4.3m

Mario Balotelli – Nice – Free

Received: £77.8m

Add 3.75m and the possible departure of Sakho.

New stands don't pay for themselves. Jordan Rossiter paid for an exit sign.

[Arl arse]

Have we bought anybody yet ??

We're monitoring the fuck out of some kid from Nots Forest.

[Adebisi]

Can we have Fonte as part of any deal for Sakho please?

Matip and Lovren have both missed their share of games this season and I like Klavan but he has his moments of madness and we can't rely on Gomez after 16 months out. 

[ZonkoVille77]

We need 5 players

[Captain]

Marko Grujic – Red Star Belgrade – From Loan

Joel Matip – Schalke – Free

Loris Karius – Mainz – £4.7m

Sadio Mane – Southampton – £30m

Ragnar Klavan – Augbsurg – £4.2m

Alex Manninger – Free Contract

Georginio Wijnaldum – Newcastle – £23m

 

Spent: £61.9m

 

Players OUT:

Jordan Rossiter – Rangers – £250k (compensation)

Jerome Sinclair – Watford – £4m

Joao Carlos Teixeira – Porto – £250k (compensation)

Lawrence Vigouroux – Swindon Town – undisclosed

Sergi Canos – Norwich City – £2.5m

Jordon Ibe – Bournemouth – £15m

Martin Skrtel – Fenerbahce – £5.5m

Joe Allen – Stoke City – £13m

Brad Smith – Bournemouth – £6m

Christian Benteke – Crystal Palace – £27m

Luis Alberto – Lazio – £4.3m

Mario Balotelli – Nice – Free

 

Received: £77.8m

 

Add 3.75m and the possible departure of Sakho.

 

Finally net profit again! I always knew we'd find a better manager than Benítez in the end.

[Harry Squatter]

New stands don't pay for themselves. Jordan Rossiter paid for an exit sign.

TV deals pay for new stands too. Ticket prices are to blame for no more expansion.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

We're monitoring the fuck out of some kid from Nots Forest.

 

We're boss at monitoring.

[Harry Squatter]

We are after some 19 year old Juventus player on loan at Ascoli. Moneyballz

[Guest Alex_K]

Marko Grujic – Red Star Belgrade – From Loan

Joel Matip – Schalke – Free

Loris Karius – Mainz – £4.7m

Sadio Mane – Southampton – £30m

Ragnar Klavan – Augbsurg – £4.2m

Alex Manninger – Free Contract

Georginio Wijnaldum – Newcastle – £23m

 

Spent: £61.9m

 

Players OUT:

Jordan Rossiter – Rangers – £250k (compensation)

Jerome Sinclair – Watford – £4m

Joao Carlos Teixeira – Porto – £250k (compensation)

Lawrence Vigouroux – Swindon Town – undisclosed

Sergi Canos – Norwich City – £2.5m

Jordon Ibe – Bournemouth – £15m

Martin Skrtel – Fenerbahce – £5.5m

Joe Allen – Stoke City – £13m

Brad Smith – Bournemouth – £6m

Christian Benteke – Crystal Palace – £27m

Luis Alberto – Lazio – £4.3m

Mario Balotelli – Nice – Free

 

Received: £77.8m

 

Add 3.75m and the possible departure of Sakho.

 

Add c £100 m. in TV income. Awful.

Klopp's inbetween a rock and a hard place. If he peddles what must be the party line (FSG have shown 0 interest in investing above-the-line under any previous manager; why would it be different here?), he'll come under pressure if the season unravels admist injuries and broken down players. But the blame absolutely does not lie at his door.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If we don't strengthen and god forbid we end up outside the top 4 and trophy less those stingy owners will not like the response they receive from the fans. 

[Red House]

Only around 20 days left before the window closes. Don't think there's enough time to fit in all of the aggressively monitoring, actively pursuing and preparing to swoop stages.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Add c £100 m. in TV income. Awful.

Klopp's inbetween a rock and a hard place. If he peddles what must be the party line (FSG have shown 0 interest in investing above-the-line under any previous manager; why would it be different here?), he'll come under pressure if the season unravels admist injuries and broken down players. But the blame absolutely does not lie at his door.

 

Fuck off you manc rodent. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

TV deals pay for new stands too. Ticket prices are to blame for no more expansion.

I know. That is exactly where the tv money went. As you say they won't expand more unless the tickets go up. One might think despite getting us for a song they lack ambition and are happy to make a tidy profit. A shame considering how close we have been in the last few years to trophies. Makes you wonder what a bit more quality on the pitch would have brought.

[Tony Moanero]

Alex_K's ma makes him tuck his vest in his pants.

 

Alex_K's ma walks him to work.

 

Alex_K's ma cuts his sandwiches into quarters.

 

Alex_K's ma ties his shoe laces for him.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Getting CL we are told attracts players and keeps players happy ( not Suarez ) so does a large wage. Maybe speculating now to guarantee CL might be worth it. That is unless you are happy ticking over and growing the off the field incomings and pocketing huge tv deals.

Klopp should not be stubborn and tell them to spend. It will hurt us badly missing out from where we are. My opinion has changed since before the Plymouth game. A tiring squad with a trustable core of 15/16 players is not enough. Especially as some are made of Pringles.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know. That is exactly where the tv money went. As you say they won't expand more unless the tickets go up. One might think despite getting us for a song they lack ambition and are happy to make a tidy profit. A shame considering how close we have been in the last few years to trophies. Makes you wonder what a bit more quality on the pitch would have brought.

 

It's not like we have to shell out 120+ million either like Chelsea, City and the Mancs. Add 2 quality players and one good squad player to it all and we could easily piss top 4 and win a trophy under Klopp's leadership. It seems that they don't get this speculate to accumulate business though. They are desperate to get to where they want to be for selling on at a huge profit imo and are aiming to do it as cheaply as possible. The money they gave out on the stand just adds to the clubs value yet they see it as investing in the whole set up.