Are you a 'tipper' when finishing a bag of crisps?

[Bjornebye]

Negged for FF on the GF

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fuck you, you fucking Wes Brown lookalike.

 

That's a bit below the belt, to be honest.

[Trumo]

Some of the fucked up tales in here are pure tippers behaviour.

[Sugar Ape]

Negged for FF on the GF

 

FF on the GF meant don't be starting threads on footy, not you can't mention a footballer you fucking fucking johhny-come-lately half-wit.

 

 

That's a bit below the belt, to be honest.

 

You're right, let's make up.

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You have the personality of Code and a mouth full of Dennis Teeth.

[Sugar Ape]

You have the personality of Code and a mouth full of Dennis Teeth.

 

Yeah, but you still look like Wes Brown you hateful cunt.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, but you still look like Wes Brown you hateful cunt.

Just fucking stop it, man. Jesus. What the fuck did I do?

 

Fuck this, I'm going home.

[Paul]

Everyone knows that the bottom corners of the packet are where the salty flavouring gathers. If you don't go after that savoury goodness you clearly don't like food.

[Red Banjo]

Anyone who doesn't do this is clearly a bit mental.

 

Would you get near to the end of a bottle of whiskey and throw it away too? No because that's mental also.

 

Sometimes the best bits are the crumbs at the end. Like a nice bag of pork scratchings, the salty aceness is the last bit to complete the experience.

[Rico1304]

Tipper obviously you bourgeois' twat

I bet you rip open the bag, lick your finger and minesweep the crumbs.

[Bjornebye]

I bet you rip open the bag, lick your finger and minesweep the crumbs.

 

 

Nah mate, tip it then bin it. I don't lick my fingers either. Unless I'm eating monster munch, then I chow down on them like jenna jameson on rocco. 

[RedKnight]

Tipping it runs the risk of a messy conclusion but really, who gives a shit as long as those delicious bastards at the bottom of the bag get eaten.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I tip at the start, the middle and the end.

 

Fingers are for puffs and quims.

[Jennings]

I tip into my hand and eat from there.

 

But only salt & Vinegar, bacon or chicken. 

 

If you like Prawn Cocktail then you are gay (no offence to proper bummers).

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I stick my finger through the bottom of the packet to get the last bit of salty vinagerness.

 

There isn't an option for that because I'm a one off, a renegade, a lone wolf, a loose cannon, a crisp packet fingering cunt.

I finger them properly, as God intended.  

 

Only a deviant would finger anything in the bottom.  Jesus hates you and you're going to Hell.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Well, obviously you tie the bag into a knot. Everyone does this, Shirley?

Again, as God intended.

[Remmie]

What about the 4th way. You open the bag at the top and both sides like when sharing at the pub. The you are free to reach for any crisp you wish

[Jairzinho]

What about the 4th way. You open the bag at the top and both sides like when sharing at the pub. The you are free to reach for any crisp you wish

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What about the 4th way. You open the bag at the top and both sides like when sharing at the pub. The you are free to reach for any crisp you wish

[Bjornebye]

What about the 4th way. You open the bag at the top and both sides like when sharing at the pub. The you are free to reach for any crisp you wish

Just like they do at mardi gras I suspect

[Kevin D]

I would like to hear from Aws.

[Carvalho Diablo]

With crisps, there is no wrong...just a whole lotta right.

 

 

PTL

[Paul]

What about the 4th way. You open the bag at the top and both sides like when sharing at the pub. The you are free to reach for any crisp you wish

Yep. The table picnic approach. A fundamentally nice way to eat crisps.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm not wasting the crumbs. Who am I, rockerfella?

[Redder Lurtz]

Crisp drinkers can fuck the fuck off. The manerless fucking tramps.