Coffee

[Oh Buoy]

Fair fucks to taylor's. 

 

Their new stuff is pretty bang on. 

 

Just got one of those Ninja machine and been going into work everyday wired: 

 

[lifetime fan]

Does it give you the horn?

 

No. It makes me heave.

[Lee909]

Tea does that to me.

Not overreacting either,i heave at the smell of it

[lifetime fan]

Couldn’t even eat a coffee quality street sweat if you paid me.

 

Disgusting shit.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Couldn’t even eat a coffee quality street sweat if you paid me.

 

Disgusting shit.

 

If you're eating sweat instead of sweets, no wonder your taste buds are fucked up.

[VladimirIlyich]

Would love to drink coffee again but it acts like bleach on my godforsaken bladder.

[lifetime fan]

If you're eating sweat instead of sweets, no wonder your taste buds are fucked up.

 

Sweat from Chewbacca’s armpits would taste better than coffee.

[PestiRed]

Some Luddite part of my soul insists that pod machines are not right. I have a Gaggia espresso machine that requires some degree of effort and I can make a decent coffee in it, but mostly use a Bialeti stove top. My MiL has a stove top that she has used every day for about 30 years and only ever washed in warm water. The coffee is amazing but she refuses to sell it to me -it will be passed on in the will

[Karl_b]

Some Luddite part of my soul insists that pod machines are not right. I have a Gaggia espresso machine that requires some degree of effort and I can make a decent coffee in it, but mostly use a Bialeti stove top. My MiL has a stove top that she has used every day for about 30 years and only ever washed in warm water. The coffee is amazing but she refuses to sell it to me -it will be passed on in the will

I also don't like the pod machines and, controversially, I don't think the coffee from them is that great.

 

I use a stove top (Mokka) pot at home, had it 10 years and, like your MiL's, has only ever been washed in warm water. Used with freshly ground beans it's as good as any coffee I can buy, or perfect for my taste at least, as either as a short drink or made in to a latte.

 

I also have an aeropress if I fancy a lighter brew and the cafetiere comes out when we have people over. I have a mini cafetiere at work which I'm thinking of replacing with another aeropress.

 

I like the ritual of making coffee, which is partly why I don't like the pods.

[Gym Beglin]

Mrs F bought a Krups machine last year.

 

I’m giving it a solid 4/10.

 

Like many, I’m an acolyte of stove-top coffee.

 

Still not found the perfect coffee bean.

[Oh Buoy]

Stove-top coffee is too much fuss. 

 

 

I love my Ninja if I'm honest more for convenience.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Sad, but true: on our honeymoon we went to San Pedro, and visited this place

 

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g291962-d5534256-Reviews-Caye_Coffee_Roasting_Co_Ltd-San_Pedro_Ambergris_Caye_Belize_Cayes.html

 

The man who runs it is a coffee fanatic, and really friendly and happy to explain the sourcing of the beans etc (he gets the beans from Guatemala).

When it comes to the roasting process he is a bit paranoid about people finding out his secrets. The Middle Street and Back Street blends are fantastic. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Bring back Camp Coffee(no not the one Pete Price drinks) but the one that came in liquid form back in the day.

[Dr Nowt]

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Had a stove top pot for years til we had ToddleD and then the idea of putting on a mini pressure cooker whilst sorting a then baby, now toddler wasn't appealing.

 

Got myself a nespresso machine and never looked back. Don't have an issue with the quality of coffee. For me the convenience factor is king first thing in the morning.

 

I got a milk brother from Lidl for weekend lattes and have a filter thing which goes over a cup if I fancy one, again usually on weekends.

[SasaS]

I find African coffee most to my taste, mostly Ethiopian, Harar single bean. I grind it myself, if you can buy a fresh and well done roast, nothing can beat it at that price range. I wish I knew how to roast it myself and had the time, I find that a fresh roast of a pretty average coffee beats slightly stale superior kind.

[Dr Nowt]

I like mine hot.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Went to one of these poncey artisan coffee shops in town the other day. I asked if they had any coffee were the beans had been eaten by small monkeys then shat out only to be collected by loin cloth wearing Amazon tribesman, who were in turn forced to collect said beans by unscrupulous coffee dealers and paid only in cheap beads. The lady behind the counter looked at me perplexed and said " no".

 

Fuck that. So off I sped to Asda as they had a Kenco Millicano on offer for £4. Sometimes less is more.

[SasaS]

I like mine hot.

 

 

That too. Hot and African.

[SasaS]

Went to one of these poncey artisan coffee shops in town the other day. I asked if they had any coffee were the beans had been eaten by small monkeys then shat out only to be collected by loin cloth wearing Amazon tribesman, who were in turn forced to collect said beans by unscrupulous coffee dealers and paid only in cheap beads. The lady behind the counter looked at me perplexed and said " no".

 

Fuck that. So off I sped to Asda as they had a Kenco Millicano on offer for £4. Sometimes less is more.

 

I once bought pretty decent African coffee at Lidl, it came in little barrels.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I once bought pretty decent African coffee at Lidl, it came in little barrels.

Yeah my sister buys stuff from Lidl, cannot think what it's called.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I like my coffee how I like my women. Stupid, impressionable, and with big tits.

 

Or something.

[Remmie]

I need a cheap method of making a decent cup at work, only facilities are a hot water dispenser and a microwave so a moka pot is out.

 

Any sub £30 machine es worth getting?

[lifetime fan]

I need a cheap method of making a decent cup at work, only facilities are a hot water dispenser and a microwave so a moka pot is out.

 

Any sub £30 machine es worth getting?

 

The wife has a cafetière big enough that it holds 2 decent sized cups of coffee but small enough she can put it in her desk drawer over night.

[Oh Buoy]

I need a cheap method of making a decent cup at work, only facilities are a hot water dispenser and a microwave so a moka pot is out.

 

Any sub £30 machine es worth getting?

 

Just get a Hario pour over, mate. 

 

Had the same situation in work - metal filter, fresh grinds in your desk and you're set.