The shitness of modern football

[Barrington Womble]

10 hours ago, an tha said:

Just realised we have the early game after the 1st break in Sep too.

 

Absolute bollocks - the club need to complain about this - happens far too often and here we are again with it after both the first two breaks.

 

The problem with it, is the BT lot (I realise it's changed to TNT, but it's the same crew) are driven by viewing figures and they know us and the red mancs pull the most people in, so we get on their pick. And this season because of the EL, BT will get less of a chance to pick us, so they're going to grab us any time they can. The only thing that'll stop us being popular in that slot is if TNT win a different slot next time - but the slot will stay and you assume keep its combination of 1st and 2nd picks each week. 

 

9 hours ago, No2 said:

Lads pulling their shorts up to show off their legs. Declan Rice is an awful tosser for it, the lump up front for Chelsea thinks he's on a beach.

Jackson just looks a massive bellend. There a few of their lads who do it. Although we have one in thiago too, who does it with one leg. I don't really know what the fuck it's about. 

[Chris]

Remember when fans of the defending team went "WAYYYYYYYYYY!" for a shot that missed by miles or was an absolute sitter? Rather than every single shot that didn't hit the net.

 

[Em City]

29 minutes ago, Chris said:

Remember when fans of the defending team went "WAYYYYYYYYYY!" for a shot that missed by miles or was an absolute sitter? Rather than every single shot that didn't hit the net.

 

 

Can't remember what game it was over the weekend (Spurs v Mancs maybe) and they did it when the other team hit the crossbar. It wasn't like it loooped onto it or something, it was a proper thumping shot.

 

Football in England is pretty much just gammon panto now.

 

Show up, abuse the ref for any decision that goes against you (even if it's the right call), sarcastic applause when the refs give it your way, goad opposition fans, abuse opposition players, drink loads of watered down donkey piss lager, rinse and repeat.

[Chris]

4 minutes ago, Em City said:

 

Can't remember what game it was over the weekend (Spurs v Mancs maybe) and they did it when the other team hit the crossbar. It wasn't like it loooped onto it or something, it was a proper thumping shot.

 

Football in England is pretty much just gammon panto now.

 

Show up, abuse the ref for any decision that goes against you (even if it's the right call), sarcastic applause when the refs give it your way, goad opposition fans, abuse opposition players, drink loads of watered down donkey piss lager, rinse and repeat.

 

 

Gammon Panto.

 

Out-fucking-standing.

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, No2 said:

Lads pulling their shorts up to show off their legs. Declan Rice is an awful tosser for it, the lump up front for Chelsea thinks he's on a beach.

I imagine,the cynic that I am,that there is some kind of moisturising,shaving or personal care product endorsement that may go with this sort of thing.

[Tony Moanero]

Until the other day, I didn’t realise that VAR checks every goal. What a load of bollocks. 

[manwiththestick]

On 21/08/2023 at 21:18, Em City said:

Show up, abuse the ref for any decision that goes against you (even if it's the right call), sarcastic applause when the refs give it your way, goad opposition fans, abuse opposition players, drink loads of watered down donkey piss lager, rinse and repeat.

Add in abuse own players and you've pretty much described life as an Everton supporter.

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Until the other day, I didn’t realise that VAR checks every goal. What a load of bollocks. 

 

They check the 30 or 40 seconds in the build up.

[Tony Moanero]

5 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

They check the 30 or 40 seconds in the build up.

Dreadful.

[Mook]

5 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Dreadful.

 

You're missing fuck all, Tony.

 

They've completely ruined the sport in one fell swoop with this bollocks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Redder Lurtz]

Bbc football focus: So, Bryan Mbuemo, joint premier league top goal scorer. How does that sound? 

 

 

We've played two fucking games you stupid bint. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 20/08/2023 at 22:50, No2 said:

Lads pulling their shorts up to show off their legs. Declan Rice is an awful tosser for it, the lump up front for Chelsea thinks he's on a beach.

Igor Biscan was the last one to do it properly.

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Igor Biscan was the last one to do it properly.

There was that Alexis twat at Arsenal who would pull his shorts up over his buttocks as he "studied" his free kick before he hoofed it into the stand 

[TheRedMachine]

Wolves away at Neverton wearing a red away kit. Because gold and black famously clashes with blue and white.

I know it's been going on for years but it's utter wankshit.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

48 minutes ago, redinblack said:

There was that Alexis twat at Arsenal who would pull his shorts up over his buttocks as he "studied" his free kick before he hoofed it into the stand 

I wonder if we could persuade Sofie Ludgaard to do that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 minutes ago, TheRedMachine said:

Wolves away at Neverton wearing a red away kit. Because gold and black famously clashes with blue and white.

I know it's been going on for years but it's utter wankshit.

Maybe they just know that the Shite are allergic to that colour.

[TD_LFC]

Not entirely a modern football issue but players downing tools because they want a move. Should be an automatic removal of pay or access to any club facilities.

 

 

[Dicko]

Fabrizio Romano and any Liverpool site or podcast that gives this bullshitting twat attention.

In fact any Liverpool podcast fuck it all right off.

[Jairzinho]

9 hours ago, Dicko said:

Fabrizio Romano and any Liverpool site or podcast that gives this bullshitting twat attention.

In fact any Liverpool podcast fuck it all right off.

 

Agreed. I'd go as far as saying absolutely anyone who appears on a Liverpool podcast is a complete cunt.

[Section_31]

[Bruce Spanner]

On 29/08/2023 at 00:21, Dicko said:

Fabrizio Romano and any Liverpool site or podcast that gives this bullshitting twat attention.

In fact any Liverpool podcast fuck it all right off.

 

On 29/08/2023 at 10:00, Jairzinho said:

 

Agreed. I'd go as far as saying absolutely anyone who appears on a Liverpool podcast is a complete cunt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooooof!

 

[TD_LFC]

On 21/08/2023 at 20:44, Chris said:

Remember when fans of the defending team went "WAYYYYYYYYYY!" for a shot that missed by miles or was an absolute sitter? Rather than every single shot that didn't hit the net.

 

The only time that was acceptable outside of a shot missing by miles is anytime the ball was rolled to Titus Bramble,

[TD_LFC]

On 29/08/2023 at 00:21, Dicko said:

Fabrizio Romano and any Liverpool site or podcast that gives this bullshitting twat attention.

In fact any Liverpool podcast fuck it all right off.

 

It's worse than that, they aren't just inviting him on they're paying a hefty whack of cash for 15-30 minutes of his time in some instances.

[TheHowieLama]

On 20/08/2023 at 17:50, No2 said:

Lads pulling their shorts up to show off their legs.

 

ehhhh...