Someone's having a real laugh - butthead?

[Boss]

[fowler9]

I hope we all believe in Karma folks, as if so we've got another 20 years of this to look forward too!

[Dr Nowt]

Moyes arriving home earlier:

 

[manwiththestick]

Do you know what? I hope Moyes is having a little sly smirk about now and just this once I would say "Go on Dave, you can do better than that, let it all out mate"

[Babb'sBurstNad]

[magicrat]

Leaving aside the fact he can't speak English its still double dutch,

[Mook]

The supporters have finally got the team they deserve.

 

The S*n waving cunts.

[Boss]

It's amazing how perception changes everything, Butthead's just said "we created a lot of chances in the second half", Moyes would of been crucified for saying that. 

[J-V]

Has he just farted into his hand.

 

[deiseach]

Leaving aside the fact he can't speak English its still double dutch,

Cheeky bastard pretending to have bad English. I've seen him yakking away in English when he was Ajax manager!

[king7]

Must say I'm surprised at how terrible they are. Never thought van Gaal would be the saviour they thought, but at least expected him to give them a bit confidence. But they look even more unsettled than with Moyes. If that continues the arrival of de Maria will be as insignificant as when they bought Mata in the winter.

[deiseach]

It's amazing how perception changes everything, Butthead's just said "we created a lot of chances in the second half", Moyes would of been crucified for saying that.

Unlucky? Check.

Individual errors? Check.

Injuries? Check.

Young team? Check.

[Dr Nowt]

Has he just farted into his hand.

 

 

Just cursing booking that night away with his mate's wife in November.  Won't get his deposit back if he's got to take over as manager again and his hours go up.

[Mathewbet1]

Ill be sacked by christmas and then they pay me 20m......loads of shmokes and pancakes for me and you.

[magicrat]

Cheeky bastard pretending to have bad English. I've seen him yakking away in English when he was Ajax manager!

I'm sure it will get better when he wins a couple of games . Must be hard following in Moysie's

footsteps

[Dr Nowt]

LennonNL Full Member

Any tips on how to cope with the piss takers? Amongst my mates I've got ones that support Leeds and Southampton, but I don't think "how can you talk" will cut it for this one.

 

 

Cpt Negative New Member

 

Turn your phone off for a couple of days... There's nothing we can say

 

 

Fooza New Member

 

Mickey Mouse Cup, Reserve/B team...etc

 

 

shabadu84 Full Member

 

Be calm and rational. The natural enemy for a piss taker.

 

 

Waltraute She-Devil

 

No, this time we'll just have to take it on the chin.

[Joe Strummer]

As Moyes's stock goes up without him even getting another job what of Taggart and his legacy? I'd love to see him interviewed now about the mess he left behind.

[Reckoner]

I think that 'miserable mancs on the bench' picture is my favourite photo of the season so far, absolutely magnificent it is.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

hHAHAHAHHAha

ha

[Dr Nowt]

The Lederhosen One.

 

[Arl arse]

The Lederhosen One.

 

This is just delicious.

[Boss]

12 months of misfortune and they've already turned into RAWK

 

 Firstly, I genuinely don’t care if this comes across as RAWKISH, or melodramatic, or anything like that, because it’s the truth, and I’m angry.

This is something that I didn’t want to write, but more importantly this is something I didn’t think I would have to write. I was sure we’d win this game, this team has what all the other great teams of the past have had, desire. We deserved better than this, we deserved better than a poor pass from Evans, we deserved better than 3-0. 
When we’ve won the Carling Cup before, we’ve had to overcome adversary, we’ve had to split oceans apart to manage to get what we as a football club deserve. Success, trophies, respect. Sure we’ve had to overcome some dodgy decisions, but I can’t think of a single decision that has not only managed to place us at a massive disadvantage numerically, tactically, and in a purely 1-0 point of view. This destroyed the night, it was genuinely an awful, awful decision that has knocked us out of the Carling Cup, simple as that Johnny. 

However, what makes this club great is the fact that nothing keeps us down, not the Munich Air Disaster, not our best players leaving, not financial instability, and certainly not a decision that a shit referee has made against us to hand a tie to an undeserving team. We will come back. We will win more European Cups, and what makes it better than the bitter tears of our rivals, is the fact that we know that we fully deserve all the success that we have had, do have, and will continue to have in the future.
This, like all other bits of tragedy, misfortune, and injustices will do nothing but make us stronger, and when we lift the Premier League next, we’ll look back and smile at tonight, because we know that it’s driven us on to bigger things. It’s a typical Manchester United cliché, but it’s 100% true. We’ll never die. 

We are Manchester United. And we do believe.

[Adebisi]

The gift that keeps on giving 

[Boss]

The Lederhosen One.

 

 

I know now that Van Gaal's cock measures exactly 3.14159265 inches

[an tha]

Just needed a poem to finish it

[Dr Nowt]

12 months of misfortune and they've already turned into RAWK

 

It's good to see that having such a bad trot hasn't removed the ability to view a referee's decision as the key act in getting a 4-0 pants down from lower league opposition.