Someone's having a real laugh - butthead?

[Tony Moanero]

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[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

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[Russ Atmosphere]

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[Sut]

Van Gough made a massive fuck up last night. He thought he could give some of his youngsters confidence and thought the game was like a free full page advert to sell fringe players like Welbeck, Evans, Kagwa, Hernandez etc.

 

He will now be lumbered with a load of unhappy players and no fixtures to play them in. Won't be a happy camp. I see trouble ahead.

Weren't Liverpool in to sign Van Gough a few years ago?

[Mook]

Weren't Liverpool in to sign Van Gough a few years ago?

 

The deal collapsed when they were looking for £2m for the dislocated ear.

[stringvest]

Realisation is dawning what an omnifuckup that whole club is.  It makes LFC look like a professionally run and coherent organisation.  

 

Van Gaal is going to get dragged into areas he would probably rather stay away from, and he is going to want to get involved in things that other people at the club see as their domain.  Meanwhile, their hapless shite squad players are all crying for their mums.  I'm gutted that there's an international break coming up.  

[alles ist gut]

Weren't Liverpool in to sign Van Gough a few years ago?

I think there's a thread about it around here somewhere...

[Xherdan]

Last night was fucking joyous.

 

Unless they get a top class CM and CB before the end of the month, they have no chance of CL football for next season. As I keep saying to Mancs who will entertain me, they are now in a situation where their on field revenues are decreasing significantly, all while their on field costs are absolutely rocketing. DiMaria, Mata, Rooney, RVP are all on massive money and have all recently signed or have signed new contracts, so will have been compensated for not being in CL. 

 

While they are signing larger commercial contracts and so on, not being competitive on the field over a prolonged period of time will impact commercial revenues, and, from the details of the Adidas contract, this has very much been included. With shareholders looking for a returns it should be interesting to see how that plays out. 

[Bjornebye]

"mayday mayday, he fucking head-butted us mayday"

 

[stringvest]

The football world was rocked to its foundations last night as mighty Neasden were put to the sword by the new boys of the league, Dollis Hill, in the second round of the North Circular Relegation Cup.  Tight-lipped, ashen-faced supremo Ron Van Knee (69) remained at the side of the pitch after the fiasco to sign autographs for the crowd (Sid and Doris Bonkers).

 

Neasden were in trouble early in the first half after two unfortunate own goals by their ever-present defender, "Baldy" Pevsner...

 

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[aws]

Who's Van Gough?

[El Rojo]

How long before it becomes a struggle to fill their 76,000 seater stadium?

[Tony Moanero]

Who cares? How long before we win something other than the League Cup? It has been a while.

[Chocoholic]

"I'm not shocked because I know what can happen"

 

Louis van Gaal giving it the full unexpurgated Hodgson, there!

 

The Owl couldn't have said it better himself. Who's learning from who?

[magicrat]

The football world was rocked to its foundations last night as mighty Neasden were put to the sword by the new boys of the league, Dollis Hill, in the second round of the North Circular Relegation Cup.  Tight-lipped, ashen-faced supremo Ron Van Knee (69) remained at the side of the pitch after the fiasco to sign autographs for the crowd (Sid and Doris Bonkers).

 

Neasden were in trouble early in the first half after two unfortunate own goals by their ever-present defender, "Baldy" Pevsner...

 

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Always liked Private Eye . Repped despite the plagiarism !

[Russ Atmosphere]

Who's Van Gough?

 

This twat?

 

[Duff Man]

How long before it becomes a struggle to fill their 76,000 seater stadium?

 

Or the Norwich scarves come out again.

[index1000]

The beauty of it is that the fans themselves have played a part in it. They've built up all this biggest club in the world bollocks for so long that they're a spoiled brat of a fanbase which is being placated with useless pure vanity signings. For what they've Spunked on di maria and Matta they could have signed an entire top class back four and DM.

Spot on. Thank fuck they didn't though.

[dickie mint]

The longer Giggs is the no 2 to whoever managers them they will have problems,long may he continue.

[Clem H Fandango]

[stringvest]

Always liked Private Eye . Repped despite the plagiarism !

 

not plagarism, an homage!

[Sut]

Who's Van Gough?

 

Haha, ace.

[Iceman]

I like Di Maria's letter. It's basically saying I really didn't choose this shit, I will always love you Real, I never wanted to leave, they stitched me up something rotten you know how those putas are, oh and btw,  I am now a yernited player they are one of the biggest clubs in the world. But back to Real, I sweated in every game for you guys, I am so sorry etc.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Man Utd were the 'only club he'd leave Real for' too, which must have really pissed off his agent who'd been negotiating with PSG for weeks.