So...I'm moving to New York.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

I feel oddly compelled to share this news to the forum.

 

I'm going to be moving to Manhattan, NY in a few weeks. Got offered a job by an investment bank so it looks like I'll be experiencing Wall Street in all it's glory, which should be fun...if scary as fuck.

 

I know some of you guys are from NY and most have probably visited, so I thought I'd ask if any of you had any tips on stuff to do/see?

 

Also, if any of you guys are out here, it'd be nice to watch a certain sporting activity next year with some fellow fans.

[sh#t waffle]

You lucky cunt. Hope this helps.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

You lucky cunt. Hope this helps.

 

It actually does. Hasn't hit me yet, and I don't know why.

[stringvest]

where about will you be living FEG?

[Captain Turdseye]

Thought that Nige was back when I saw the thread title.

[razor]

I don't know if they have the internet there.

 

Adieu.

[J-V]

Good luck mate.

 

What will you actually be doing for said bank?

[FrenchEyeGlass]

where about will you be living FEG?

 

Somewhere very close to lower manhattan stringy. Perhaps hoboken, given its a shit load more affordable.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

I don't know if they have the internet there.

 

Adieu.

 

Alas, I bid my TLW brothers goodbye. I'll take with me our book of instant cunt identifiers. Although I'm guessing NY probably has a completely different breed of cunt.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Good luck mate.

 

What will you actually be doing for said bank?

 

Thanks man, I'll probably need it.

 

Not to be too specific, but I'll be working on the trading floor as a business manager.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Make sure you drive on the left side of the road. Talk lots about Communism. Let them know we let them win the Revolutionary War and help us win WW1 and WW2 to make them feel big and important, they love that. And remember your arse is a fanny. Most of all push the point that American a Footballers are fags compared to Rugby players and that Baseball is Rounders, which is a girls game.

 

You'll be fine.

[General Dryness]

Take your shit hair and fuck off.

[Jay86]

Good luck, fantastic opportunity.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Seriously though my niece is marrying a guy from Hoboken next year. He is an Investment Banker and they currently live in London.

[Dr Nowt]

Good luck mate.

 

What will you actually be doing for said bank?

 

Gorging on the still beating hearts of children in front of their screaming parents, if it hasn't changed too much from my time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pretend you're Irish . Or Oirish . And pronounce Guiness Gwinness

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Make sure you drive on the left side of the road. Talk lots about Communism. Let them know we let them win the Revolutionary War and help us win WW1 and WW2 to make them feel big and important, they love that. And remember your arse is a fanny. Most of all push the point that American a Footballers are fags compared to Rugby players and that Baseball is Rounders, which is a girls game.

 

You'll be fine.

 

haha, don't worry, I have a feeling I'll offend a few new yorkers next year naturally. I've decided to try not to be the cynical, dourly sarcastic cunt that I am in Britain though.

 

Seriously though my niece is marrying a guy from Hoboken next year. He is an Investment Banker and they currently live in London.

 

Small world. I honestly thought Hoboken was a type of oriental cuisine when somebody mentioned it to me first.

 

Do you have any other nieces? Preferably mid 20s. And fit?

[stringvest]

Somewhere very close to lower manhattan stringy. Perhaps hoboken, given its a shit load more affordable.

 

There's a ton of bars in Hoboken where you can get the footy - in fact, I've watched a couple of games there with a colleague of mine.  McSwithins, or McDuffs or something - there seem to be loads of Irish bars there is memory serves me.

 

i normally stay in mid manhattan when I'm working there so most of my game watching is done around there.  Just need an excuse to finish early for the Monday night games.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

haha, don't worry, I have a feeling I'll offend a few new yorkers next year naturally. I've decided to try not to be the cynical, dourly sarcastic cunt that I am in Britain though.

 

 

 

Small world. I honestly thought Hoboken was a type of oriental cuisine when somebody mentioned it to me first.

 

Do you have any other nieces? Preferably mid 20s. And fit?

Frank was from Hoboken. I have a few fit nieces but you'd have to head for Huyton or Kirkdale. Not sure about the job opportunities in your field. Good luck though mate.

[KMD7]

Congrats mate and good luck.  

[the chimp]

Well done on the job mate, and best of luck with the move.

[Rico1304]

You got problems with your feet? Or was it sleep, never really heard it properly.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

There's a ton of bars in Hoboken where you can get the footy - in fact, I've watched a couple of games there with a colleague of mine.  McSwithins, or McDuffs or something - there seem to be loads of Irish bars there is memory serves me.

 

i normally stay in mid manhattan when I'm working there so most of my game watching is done around there.  Just need an excuse to finish early for the Monday night games.  

 

This is ace news, especially as I'm going to have to wake up early as fuck to watch the 3PMs. Completely forgot about the Monday nights and of course, Champions League nights. Damn. Our first season back and I'm probably going to miss every single match! This isn't turning out to be such good news...

 

I'm going to have to get some sort of TV package sorted out too Stringy, any tips on that?

 

Once I settle in I'll shoot you a PM with my details and we'll have to catch a few drinks and a match together.

 

Frank was from Hoboken. I have a few fit nieces but you'd have to head for Huyton or Kirkdale. Not sure about the job opportunities in your field. Good luck though mate.

 

Thanks a lot geez. If them nieces of yours ever want a tour of NY, I'll be the most hospitable host.

 

Congrats mate and good luck.  

 

Cheers mate!

[Kevin D]

Wish he'd hurry up and fuck off.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Well done on the job mate, and best of luck with the move.

 

Thanks chimp, fingers crossed it all goes well.