Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[JohnnyH]

Woo was on the flight and read that Green Day aren't going to be playing at the next Coachella.

 

And in this crazy world, that's all it takes.

[JohnnyH]

His massive ping pong ball theory is too specific not to be grounded in fact.

It's the size of the Asian woman it came out of that we should all be worried about.

[Magic Sponge]

The wings stopped working.

[General Dryness]

The wings stopped working.

 

The wings went wong?

[Trumo]

The wings stopped working.

 

Didn't know they were allowed to strike.

[Section_31]

I was in junior high, dick-head.

[Fugitive]

Exclusive picture evidence of what really happened...

 

 

Fucking Godzilla.

[General Dryness]

Godzilla movie is out in May.

 

Start of the viral campaign? Bit extreme if it is, like.

[Josef Svejk]

This could, and probably will end up being pilot error along with some level of tech fault.

 

Dead pilot error. Every relevant corporation's best friend.

[Josef Svejk]

Exclusive picture evidence of what really happened...

 

 

 

 

Pilot error.

[Bjornebye]

3 days now and still no news. Really weird one this. 

 

Their only hope is if some sort of James Bond villain is currently talking to them all on some desert island stroking his cat. 

[Sugar Ape]

Why isn't Red Phoenix all over this with crazy conspiracy theories?

 

I can only assume he's been abducted by aliens along with the passengers and is getting anal probed as we speak.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Why isn't Red Phoenix all over this with crazy conspiracy theories?

This does have all the hallmarks of a CIA assassination. I was reading in phychoticsdaily.com/bizarrebollocks/news.html - where I get the 'real' news - that the CIA hired the LPG who hired a Spetznaz soldier to take it down with a shoulder carried rocket lunchbox.

[Stickman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ286Fpq7Fs

 

This guy would deffo spot the plane

[VladimirIlyich]

Faulty pitots could of course result in incorrect readings, and if it's dark, etc, then they could be flying directly into the sea for all they know, but even with that, they are still going to get other readings which would at least cause confusion. The 777 has also been flying for years so I think the idea that they'd be covering up a fault by blaming fictitious terrorists is a bit tinfoil hat stuff. They had no issue dragging out the AF incident and saying they'd no idea what had happened until they knew 100%. They'll do the same here I'd expect.

 

This could, and probably will end up being pilot error along with some level of tech fault. And if it is, then they'll find out and the AAIU of the state will find out.

 

All speculation of course and they may have just hit a very hard cloud.

On the terrorist angle,all im saying is that it seems to be the default cause when there is no scientific evidence. It might well be a terrorist attack and could form the plotline for Die Hard Number 5.

Although the Godzilla angle is highly plausible at this stage.

[General Dryness]

[Pureblood]

Dude, where's my plane?

[Spy Bee]

Having flown from KLIA several times recently, and not being a massive fan of flying, this is horrible, but it's fucking interesting isn't it!

 

So, from what I can gather, the plane was flying at 30,000 feet, which means if both engines failed it could have coasted for another 100 miles. So that basically leaves three possible outcomes

 

1) Pilot error like Air France means some spacker flew the plane directly into the sea. If that's the case though - why no wreckage?

2) Mid air break up. This seems plausible, but again - why no wreckage?

3) Donnie Fucking Darko!

[Russ Atmosphere]

It accidentally flew into space and couldn't work out how to turn around.

[Pureblood]

Quagaars.

[General Dryness]

Having flown from KLIA several times recently, and not being a massive fan of flying, this is horrible, but it's fucking interesting isn't it!

 

So, from what I can gather, the plane was flying at 30,000 feet, which means if both engines failed it could have coasted for another 100 miles. So that basically leaves three possible outcomes

 

1) Pilot error like Air France means some spacker flew the plane directly into the sea. If that's the case though - why no wreckage?

2) Mid air break up. This seems plausible, but again - why no wreckage?

3) Donnie Fucking Darko!

 

A tangent universe? Seems plausible.

[stringvest]

Maybe god took it in his/her mighty hand/beam/plasma field and threw it into another dimension. Maybe they are skipping around in the clouds, playing pin the tail on the donkey with Jimmy Saville and the angels.

[Pureblood]

Those two guys with the stolen passports must be involved, no?   

[General Dryness]

Those two guys with the stolen passports must be involved, no?   

 

Would be fucked up if it was a total coincidence.

[stringvest]

I believe those passports were purloined by silverlining and redShadow to escape the Malaysian jungle hellhole they were transported to when they were booted off the TLW forum. That's what happens if you fuck Dave over kids.

 

However, like Voldermort in shit shades, SL is planning a return. Redshadow has had his CAPS LOCK button fixed, and is raring to go. Unfortunately for them, karma has intervened and the plane has been torn from the sky by lizards.